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505 reviews by Peter ..

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2020-10-18
From: Peter
Comments: Michael Jackson and BluBlaDe share something in common. They both grab little boys by the NUTS BALLS!!!

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Dick Tracy

2020-10-18
From: Peter
Comments: penis member phallus cock dick pecker peter prick putz shaft tool johnson manhood schlong willy wood

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Assault City

2020-10-18
From: Peter
Comments: IM SO FCKING SICK OF THAT BASTARD BLUE BLADE IN THE ASS ITS BEEN LIKE 15 YEARS OR SOME SHIT AND I STILL WISH HIM A PAINFUL DEATH BY COCK ANEURYSM

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Lord of the Sword

2020-10-17
From: Peter
Comments: Shut your shit-coated, gaping asshole you dumb fuckface BITCH! I'll have you know that I can ejaculate 69 gallons of ketchup from my penis after my wife's boyfriend performs CBT on my manhood. You know why I'm a superior human being, Mr BluBlaDe? Because I always hide a spare Trojan condom inside this game's instruction booklet! Yeah. that's right you little mustard cummer! I have a Master's degree in the field of Dildonics. All you have is a wimpy dick! Go fuck a leg you worthless piece of uncircumcised DICK SKIN!!!!!

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Super Kick Off

2014-05-10
From: Peter
Comments: How about Liverpool shitting themselves? Tough titties, Luis!

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Teddy Boy

2014-05-06
From: Peter
Comments: That's oddly specific.

Rating: n/a

Rambo: First Blood Part II

2014-02-13
From: Peter
Comments: Bro chill out. I’m in need of a girlfriend real bad. I’m still living at home and I don’t work out much. My arms look like broom handles. So, listen here, if you can’t help me, then go away. Oh how I wish Natalie would come back to me. Last time I saw her, her knew boyfriend beat me up mighty bad. Oh Natalie… Natalie….

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2014-01-02
From: Peter
Comments: Hi everyone. Been awhile. I still need a girlfriend.

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G-Loc

2013-09-19
From: Peter
Comments: Amy, yo' ass needs a real man, not some rooty-poot sucka like your bitch-ass boyfriend. Cum get the real thing, ho!

Rating: n/a

Bomber Raid

2013-09-14
From: Peter
Comments: The only good Bomber Raid is one that kills Krauts.

Rating: n/a

Great Golf

2013-06-29
From: Peter
Comments: Then you haven't seen his awful paintings, Paul.

Rating: n/a

Rocky

2013-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: Welcome, Andrew, but for your own sake, leave this place while you still can. It will destroy you if you let it!

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Psycho Fox

2013-04-06
From: peter
Comments: My name is peter I found a great spell caster online who helped me to get back my girlfrinad who has left me for pass two years. We where married for 5years without a child and my friend introduce me to a real spell caster named dr ogboni which i never believe it exist but after the meeting of this spell caster my problem where solved and now i am with my husband who left me for pass two years my life and my entire family are now happy now i have two kids with the help of this great spell caster. Thanks to dr ogboni and i will advice anyone in need of help to contact him with this email ogbonispelitemple@hotmail.com

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Desert Speedtrap

2013-03-28
From: Peter
Comments: Jealous? I play Elton John's Rocket Man on a continuous loop as I ravage that boy's tender ass.

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Choplifter

2013-03-26
From: Peter
Comments: You should work on sucking your own dick. I got to where I could do it, but my neck would get sore as fuck.

Rating: n/a

Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: Peter
Comments: All are welcome here, even racist pederasts like Sam.

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Choplifter

2013-03-26
From: Peter
Comments: And I, you, you rat-bastard fuck! Good luck with the autofellatio.

Rating: n/a

Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: Peter
Comments: No objection, though, to the charge of pederasty?

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Doraemon

2013-03-25
From: Peter
Comments: No, old friend, FUCK YOU!!

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Psycho Fox

2013-03-19
From: Peter
Comments: Fuck you, honky!

Rating: n/a

Astro Warrior

2013-03-14
From: Peter
Comments: No, what you need to get is tested for AIDS. Sorry, but I just don't like to wear condoms.

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2013-03-12
From: Peter
Comments: I robbed a sperm bank because I'm a cum cuzzling fag.

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-08
From: Peter
Comments: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-06
From: Peter
Comments: No, what you really ought to do is hang yourself. If you prefer it to not look like a suicide, though, be sure to wear some of your mom's undergarments (hell, you probably are anyway) when you do it so your folks or your helper monkey or whoever the fuck has the misfortune to live with a worthless cocksucker like you will think that you died while trying autoerotic asphyxiation. You're welcome, douche.

Rating: n/a

Aladdin

2013-02-18
From: Peter
Comments: Anyone like hairy balls?

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Ghostbusters

2013-02-17
From: Peter
Comments: Liar.

Rating: n/a

Ariel the Little Mermad

2013-02-15
From: Peter
Comments: I show my dick to little girls in the park.

Rating: n/a

Die Hard 2

2013-02-15
From: Peter
Comments: That's a very disturbing story, Ray. Shame on you and shame on her for finding a bald man attractive. Did you keep any of her dirty panties, though? I love sniffing a pair of panties that a girl has gotten all creamy over. If you're careful, the smell lasts for years, much less if you're a licker.

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Action Fighter

2013-01-23
From: Peter
Comments: I always know when my sister is on her period, for I can taste blood on my father's cock.

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Alien Storm

2013-01-23
From: Peter
Comments: I had a dream last night that I was eating cottage cheese. Then I woke up and my Gran was sitting on my face

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Special Crime Investigation

2012-12-22
From: Peter
Comments: I find that it's easier just to take your pants (and underwear) completely off before playing.

Rating: n/a

Reggie Jackson Baseball

2012-12-22
From: Peter
Comments: You'll find that farts pretty much all smell like shit. All of 'em. The whole world over.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-12-14
From: Peter
Comments: My, aren't you edgy?

Rating: n/a

SpellCaster

2012-11-16
From: Peter
Comments: I got warm regards for your momma, and by regards, I mean my penis. Eat shit, assholes.

Rating: n/a

SpellCaster

2012-11-03
From: Peter
Comments: Hello, Amy. Could you please provide your personal email address instead of Dr. Kwale? I ask because I would like to send you pictures of my penis. I think seeing it would help you to realize that you shouldn't settle for your ex.

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Montezumas Revenge

2012-10-31
From: Peter
Comments: No imagination? I spent years imagining that Natalie was an attractive woman every time I had to put the wood to her. FYI regarding fat chicks: they're insatiable. Bitch drained my nuts!

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Bank Panic

2012-10-31
From: Peter
Comments: My mom ain't no tranny, brother. Indeed, due to her natural aversion to wearing underwear (and pubic hair, for that matter), I know this to be true with a certainty bordering on the pornographic. Perhaps ironically, such exposure is, I think, why I DON'T want to fuck my mommy like every other dude on this site. On a not unrelated note, she would tell complete strangers that I was born via c-section so she could "keep her shit tight". Whether it actually is or not, I don't know.

Rating: n/a

My Hero

2012-10-24
From: Peter
Comments: What to do if you ever meet a porn star? Let's say you're about town one day and you run into some hot little number you recognize from the adult entertainment world. You say something like, "Hey, Faye Reagan, wow! So, how much for a fuck? We can go do it in the bathroom or something.." And she'd be all, "Fuck you, jerk! I'm not a fucking prostitute!" And then you'd be like, "Well, maybe not directly...I mean, you aren't paid for sex, per se, but you are paid to appear in "films" were you perform various sex acts. Kind of an indirect prostitution, don't you think?" And then she'd be like, "Stop following me around, asshole, I'm not a whore." And then you'd say, "I can stop following you any time, can you stop being a whore." And then she's all, "If you don't leave I'm calling the cops!" And then you're like, "Look, bitch, this ain't your house, it's the library, and I have as much right to be here as you! Now are you going to suck my dick in a bathroom stall or what?" And then she's like, "If it will get you to leave me alone I will for twenty dollars." Then you shake hands to cement the agreement and before long she's choking on the cum you blasted down her throat.

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My Hero

2012-10-24
From: Peter
Comments: I'm fully cognizant of that fact/rumor. It should be noted that that was merely a hypothetical situation brought up to highlight the odd ambivalence we have regarding commercial sexual activity in our society, with prostitution being, for the most part, legal and pornographic films being, for the most part, legal. It is also worth mentioning that: a) I only mouth-fucked Faye Reagan in my hypothetical, staying well clear of her suspect cooter, and b) my personal choice for a bathroon dalliance with a pornstar would involve my swollen member meeting one Avy Scott. She has both body and personality. Tit and wit, as it were.

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My Hero

2012-10-24
From: Peter
Comments: Oops, that should read (as we all sadly know) that prostitution is, for the most part, ILLEGAL. Hard to type with one hand, you know.

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SpellCaster

2012-10-17
From: Peter
Comments: Just gets yourself a new bitch, fool!

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SpellCaster

2012-09-29
From: Peter
Comments: Jessica, your boyfriend came back to you because you're easy, not because of some stupid spell. He left you to look for some higher-end tail, but he couldn't find any so he went back to you because you give up the pussy.

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SpellCaster

2012-09-11
From: Peter
Comments: Is that really a good basis for a relationship, Christy? You should want someone to be with you because THEY want to be with you, not because some weirdo douchebag cast a spell on the poor fucker to make him like you. I'd sat you've got some soul-searching to do on this matter.

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SpellCaster

2012-09-07
From: Peter
Comments: Sounds like a lot of work. I'll stick to beating off to porn and hookers, thank you.

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SpellCaster

2012-08-30
From: Peter
Comments: I gotta say, Talbott, that's not the best sales pitch. Marketing 101: don't tell people your product doesn't work.

Rating: n/a

Desert Strike

2012-08-29
From: Peter
Comments: Don't worry, Arnold, I forgive you. Your real problem, however (other than the inability to capitalize your name), is that you are under the impression that Thunder Blade is not a piece of shit.

Rating: n/a

Super Cross

2012-08-29
From: Peter
Comments: Now, lacrosse is for Canadians that don't know how to skate, right? Am I kidding? Who the fuck knows.

Rating: n/a

SpellCaster

2012-08-27
From: PETER
Comments: Lately I had been noticing that my mother was looking really hot! This is part of any natural feelings for boy/man, to be sure, but how to convince mom to help me with sex? Then a friend told me about a SPELL CASTER he had learned about from the internet! The name of this powerful and wondrous man was Dr John Yi Yi and he was said to be the very best at love spells. My friend had noticed his sister's sweet tits one hot summer day and he vowed to one day stick his penis between them so she could lick the end of it with her tongue. Needless to say this is what love spells are for! He surely tried without doing so, but was often punched by his sister in the testicles and there were also beatings by parents and police reports filed. Then came the love spells of Dr John Yi Yi. In no time after that my friend and his sister were doing things that were awesome sexually. Not only did he indeed put his thing between her big tits, but she was then induced by the spell to let him put it in her pussy, too! That is good times for any brother. Having watched the two of them fuck real good after school one day, I decided that a spell would be the answer to my "problem" as well. I contacted Dr John Yi Yi and he assured me that he could help and he convinced me that wanting to fuck my mom was not only natural but also my birthright AS A MAN! This eased my doubts quite a bit and him then used a powerful spell on me. It took several days, but then during my bath time one day mom noticed how sweet my cock was looking and began to rub it real good! She offered then to suck me and I accepted but said I wanted to cum on her face because I had seen it in a movie on the internet. She said okay because all she wanted to do was suck my "sweet dick"! This was agreed on and after several minutes of diligent sucking and pulled out at shot a lot of cum onto her hair. This made her kind of mad and she did not talk to me for some time. I contacted Dr John Yi Yi again and told him of the trouble I had. He cast the spell again but cautioned me that a lot of women don't like cum in their hair so I shouldn't do that. We agreed to disagree on that. Nevertheless, with the spell reinstated my mom and me had some good fuckings from that point on. Her pussy is not that tight but it is a good pussy to practice with I think. I like to fuck her like a doggy best, but she usually won't bark like a dog unless I beg her to. Several times a day I am fucking her and it is great. Unlike my friend, too, she cannot get pregnant because of menopause so we are good to go all the time! My friend's sister got pregnant and he was quite fearful of a mutated or demonic baby but it turned out that his sister fucks a lot of people and the baby was quite "Negroid" in appearance he said despite such terminology no long being current in anthropological texts. Anyways, my mom and me can fuck all the time with no such risks though she does make me wear condoms sometimes because of the amount of semen that is often shot into her. Especially at night she is not keen on sleeping in a puddle of her son's sperm, or so I gather. This is okay, but takes much away from the pleasure of fucking your mom's pussy, so sometimes I will beg her to let me cum inside her and other times I will just slip the condom off before she realizes it and mount her that way. I then cum and she is mad, but in just a half hour or so we will be back at it! That is how powerful Dr John Yi Yi's love spells are! You can make your mom angry by filling her with cum and yet she'll let you do it again! Not all SPELL CASTERS can pull off something like that, believe me...So it is definitely in your best interests to EMAIL: johnyiyi@rocketmail.com

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SpellCaster

2012-08-26
From: Peter
Comments: Well, you all sound crazy, but I do like the sound of "Miss Wacks". I could use a woman like you as my wrist often gets tired.

Rating: n/a

Slap Shot

2012-08-26
From: Peter
Comments: I played this fucker for years and won ONE fight in all those years. Don't know to this day how I did it, either. I could drop fifteen goals on any team in the tournament, but win a fight, not a fucking chance.

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Slap Shot

2012-08-25
From: Peter
Comments: No, it's not bad at all, though never in the history of video games has there been a game that is so easy yet so randomly frustrating at the same time (the "fights" especially).

Rating: n/a

Buggy Run

2012-08-25
From: Peter
Comments: Well, it's impressive enough that you actually want to try to play all of these games. Haven't played this one myself, but I feel safe in saying that you're probably not missing much.

Rating: n/a

Global Gladiators

2012-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, it took a while, but the bizarre anti-McDonald's rant was probably just the start of his problems. Hopefully he got some help before trying to fuck his mom or something. This is an insidious place, isn't it?

Rating: n/a

Godfather

2012-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Well, that happens to the best of us (and me).

Rating: n/a

Home Alone

2012-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Frankly, I don't see a crime in what you did. Sounds to me like you filled her final moments with a measure of kindness and cock.

Rating: n/a

Putt Putter Golf

2012-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Not so, my friend. Michelle Wie holds no secrets to ol' Peter anymore. I inspected every inch of that taut, young, Asian body of hers and she is a she. Inside and out. DEEP inside. In fact, after I was done with her I usually pulled out and let her get a taste of her own sweet pussy by sucking on my dick. Just a thoughtful guy, I guess.

Rating: n/a

Superman

2012-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Facetious, perhaps. Sarcastic, perhaps. Ironic? No.

Rating: n/a

Tecmo World Soccer 93

2012-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Same here. Weird thing was, she brought some other guy along, too. She had always wanted to be double teamed (you know, one in the pink and one in the stink, as they say) and who were we to deny her? Long story short, she made me go pussy because my dick was too thick for her ass to accommodate. It was fun, not really my thing, but fun. Anyways, after a short break she wanted to see if she could get both of us in her pussy at the same time, but, knowing that my dick would touch another man's dick in the process of doing so, I declined. They both got really mad (we were all on angel dust at the time) and I ended up beating the dude half to death with a fireplace poker and, by the time the police showed up, I was dick-whipping her so hard in the face that it drew blood. Did some time.

Rating: n/a

Bank Panic

2012-08-23
From: Peter
Comments: That Brazilian shit by Tectoy or whatever doesn't count. Too many trannies down there for me to trust anything from that shithole.

Rating: n/a

Chapolim

2012-08-23
From: Peter
Comments: Please, that ain't Barry Obama, it's just some Brazilian candy-ass trying in vain to make it seem like his country isn't know almost entirely for three things: 1) grinding poverty, 2) tranny and bestiality porn, and 3) Carnival. Now, the last one is okay, but is also overrun by trannies.

Rating: n/a

Crash Dummies

2012-08-23
From: Peter
Comments: Well, that makes as much sense as you ever do.

Rating: n/a

Champions of Europe

2012-08-23
From: Peter
Comments: When it comes right down to it, isn't the problem that it is a SOCCER game? They all suck and yet some people continue to wonder why.

Rating: n/a

Kings Quest

2012-08-21
From: Peter
Comments: If I was a king, I wouldn't be going on any fucking quest. Get someone else to do it, that's what being a king is all about. You're surrounded by toadies and kiss-asses, make some of them do it.

Rating: n/a

Kings Quest

2012-08-21
From: Peter
Comments: You don't have to respond to everything I write, Paul. I certainly wouldn't want you to miss your Dungeons & Dragons themed circle jerk.

Rating: n/a

Renegade

2012-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: I respectfully disagree (though not about this game); what makes Double Dragon look like a work of art is Double Dragon's inescapable awesomeness.

Rating: n/a

Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2012-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: Bobby, you're a fucking idiot. Tits are great, sure, but pussy is the whole point. So Mr. "tits are really the most important thing", how 'bout you jump on a plane to Brazil and have yourself a gay old time fucking all the fake-titted tranny horse-suckers down there while us real heterosexuals stay here and fuck pussy. Asshole.

Rating: n/a

Putt Putter Golf

2012-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: Boy, Brad, that sure is a tragic story about your uncle. Don't know what else to say, other than to say that Michelle Wie's pussy is super tight! Only thing she ever had up there before me was the grip of her 8 iron. Why the 8 iron? Not sure, but perhaps she considered that a part of her short game. Personally, I think she should have gone wedge or putter, but it's her sweet tang.

Rating: n/a

Captain Silver

2012-08-17
From: Peter
Comments: Right, Natalie, the neighbor girl munched your box after you bested her playing Captain Silver. Please. When was this? Junior high? High school? If I'm not mistaken, that was back in your "Fatalie" days, so I'm not sure if all the things you described were even physically possible, and that's assuming some poor soul would be willing to go down there in the first place. Not a bad story, though, I guess. Still, I don't believe it for a second. But, hey, whatever keeps you from slashing your wrists in the bathtub, right?

Rating: n/a

WWF: Steel Cage

2012-08-15
From: Peter
Comments: Just seeing that tiny, 8-bit image of Ted DiBiase makes my blood boil! I hated that prick growing up. Of course, that was when I was a stupid kid and thought all that stuff was real. Now that I am older and wiser, I understand that DiBiase and Hulk Hogan and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat et al would end up packing one another's shit after every show. Some of them still do.

Rating: n/a

WWF: Steel Cage

2012-08-15
From: Peter
Comments: I should add that "The Macho Man" Randy Savage was not involved in those furious bouts of pedicatio. No, "Macho Man" was the real deal, an American hero. He is missed by millions.

Rating: n/a

WWF: Steel Cage

2012-08-15
From: Peter
Comments: I am, but not for that.

Rating: n/a

Desert Speedtrap

2012-08-13
From: Peter
Comments: Paul, do you really think that you are entertaining (or fooling) anyone with your silly little lies? You are a sad person.

Rating: n/a

Enduro Racer

2012-08-13
From: Peter
Comments: Well, a game like this is meant to be completed; from a competitive standpoint you're racing the clock, not anyone else. It's all about your time, brother. Time.

Rating: n/a

Mercs

2012-08-12
From: Peter
Comments: Clever Mapplethorpe reference there, Brad, but it does make me wonder how and why you know so much about gay erotica.

Rating: n/a

Taz Mania 2

2012-08-12
From: Peter
Comments: Yes, I think we can all agree that people suck. Not individually, in many cases, but collectively we suck donkey balls all day long.

Rating: n/a

Time Soldiers

2012-08-11
From: Peter
Comments: Brad, you really have your moments. That observation of yours regarding the unkemptness of cavemen and women is spot on. Now, I can appreciate a good hairy pussy and all, but a lady should keep the rest of shit as tight as possible, if you know what I'm saying. I don't know, maybe they could do a passable job on one another with an obsidian blade or something, but I, like you, have my doubts. I guess, though, that if everybody's hair pretty much looked like shit, you'd probably just end up ignoring it. At the very least, a pretty woman (and I have no doubt that there were attractive cavewomen) with horrible hair is still a pretty woman and thus worth a fucking.

Rating: n/a

Fire and Forget 2

2012-08-11
From: Peter
Comments: That's why I blow my load as quickly as possible; the longer you're in there, the more likely it is you'll be entrapped by the slut's feminine wiles and will be forever shackled to her and some fucking kid that you didn't even want. I used to play that game and dodged a few bullets along the way. Now I just pump, dump, and get the fuck out of Dodge.

Rating: n/a

Monic Castle Dragao

2012-08-10
From: Peter
Comments: I'm keeping an eye on you, Roy. You're very close to stepping over the line with your pro-bestiality propaganda. Maybe there are a few mentally deranged women out there that have convinced themselves that they want to submit to such an act, but the vast majority do so for money or by being coerced (and possibly drugged) by husbands or boyfriends. You can entertain whatever sick fantasies you want, Roy, but don't bring that crap here.

Rating: n/a

Secret Commando

2012-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: Ed, if you're going to make up some bullshit story, at least do it in a way where it can titillate the rest of us perverts. Your story was sad, not sexy. Sex it up so I can get a boner and jerk off to it, or post that shit somewhere else.

Rating: n/a

Monster Maker

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: Paul, not only are you full of shit, but you're bad at it, too! That was the worst mother/son incest story I have ever read and I've read a damn lot of them, believe you me. I wasn't even close to getting an erection from that shitty story. I'm not saying you should give up entirely, but the best stories often spring from real-life experiences. Write what you know and feel, not fabricated bullshit that can't help but read like...well, fabricated bullshit.

Rating: n/a

Monster Maker

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: Oh, that's right, you just masturbate while ghosts watch you...idiot. Look, despite our differences, I'll give you a little (more) advice on this matter: the crap in your stories or fantasies don't have to literally spring straight from real life, but your actual experiences, thoughts, and feelings must be allowed to color your work. I think we can agree that, in all likelihood, your mom is a nasty bitch. Doesn't matter. Think of some older lady (friend's mom, teacher, neighbor, or whatever) that you did want to stick it to and then transpose the feelings you had for her onto an imaginary pseudo-mom. That's how you have to do it because, let's be frank, no one really wants to fuck their moms. I mean, it's your mom for heaven's sake! And yet disgusting sexual fantasies are not often made from the things we know we could or should fuck; they come from the taboo, the forbidden. Lesson over.

Rating: n/a

Monster Maker

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: I don't know where you got the idea that you or others were somehow being constrained into writing mother/son incest stories. That does represent the majority of the putrid crap churned out by the perverts here, but there are certainly other genres of disgusting erotic/pornographic stories to be found here. No one wants your creativity to be limited. Hell, there's so little of it to begin with! As to your example, I think that mommy stuff would actually be more plausible than teen girl stuff, if for no other reason that you are a worthless turd that no teenage girl would ever touch.

Rating: n/a

Robocop 3

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: You're hardly one to be looking down upon Peter Weller, Paul. What have you done with your life?

Rating: n/a

Total Recall

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: Total Recall was hardly a classic, Paul. In fact, it was kind of shitty unless you were a teenage boy when it came out and you reveled in the violence and marveled at the three-titted hooker. As for your other comment, to call an Irishman "shiftless" is redundant.

Rating: n/a

Great Volleyball

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: You have your moments, Paul. You really do.

Rating: n/a

Cliffhanger

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: Nice try, Paul, but there's no way you could pay your way through college like that. Know why? Because they don't pay dudes to shoot gangbang scenes! Know why? Because they don't have to! That's one of the differences between women and men, Paul. Women have to be paid to have degrading sex. Men will do it for free.

Rating: n/a

Bomber Raid

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: This game did suck salty nut. Apologies for reviewing a game and all, but it had to be said.

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Ecco the Dolphin

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: Roy, this will be a bold statement, I know, but you are the sickest of sick fucks here. You really must be a vile and despicable person.

Rating: n/a

Fantastic Dizzy

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: That never happened, Brad. You're a fucking liar, just like the rest.

Rating: n/a

Excellent Dizzy

2012-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: That's a sad tale. Hope it's not true. If it is, though, you might give some though to so-called "Spanish fly" (which is actually a beetle, by the way) or some other aphrodisiac instead of banging your head against a wall. Also, while there's nothing wrong with not wanting to nail a close relative, it's sometimes fun to pretend like you would. As an old hippie would say, "It's groovy to freak out squares, man". That's how my mom talks, usually after I bust a nut deep in her sweet snatch.

Rating: n/a

SpellCaster

2012-08-03
From: Peter
Comments: Listen, dude, we've all been there. Life turns to shit, your job sucks, your girlfriend leaves you for some asshole with a nicer car, but you can't take the easy way out and turn to magic. Why? Because one minute you're back to taking long, romantic walks on the beach with your girlfriend, while the next minute a demon is biting your penis off. That's magic for you.

Rating: n/a

Aladdin

2012-08-03
From: Peter
Comments: Tread carefully, Paul. You're on a very slippery slope with regard to your mother. It often starts out with comments by friends...Then, sooner or later, those same thought begin to creep into your own mind and before you know it you're fishing your mom's dirty panties out of the hamper and ejaculating into the toes of her silk stockings while she's sleeping just feet away. Uh...at least that's what I've heard.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2012-08-02
From: Peter
Comments: Because your explanation of the "Angelyne" incident is plausible, I considered rescinding your probation entirely. However, your insolence and disrespect have led me to merely downgrade it to a Tier I level probation. This will give you more leeway in the future with regard to your usual off-color posts, but do not take my leniency as license.

Rating: n/a

Donald Duck Gift Set

2012-08-02
From: Peter
Comments: With all due respect, there is nothing sexy about Donald Duck, or Daisy Duck, for that matter. Frankly, the whip and vibrator just make it weird, not sexy.

Rating: n/a

Duck Tales

2012-08-02
From: Peter
Comments: I always hated how Scrooge treated Launchpad McQuack. It really used to piss me off, honestly. I mean, sure, he wasn't the best pilot in the world or the sharpest tool in the shed, but he got the job done and was, frankly, a better role model for Huey, Dewey, and Louie than that high-brow, geriatric cock-sucker could ever be.

Rating: n/a

Golden Axe Warrior

2012-08-01
From: Peter
Comments: I loved this game but had to give it up due to the unusually persistent erections it would give me. They would last as long as I played and became quite painful. So, yeah, Golden Axe Warrior gave me blue balls. Sad but true story.

Rating: n/a

Golden Axe

2012-08-01
From: Peter
Comments: I disagree. Dwarves have notoriously small penises, so they could never be more manly than a barbarian unless the barbarian happened to be a eunuch (which is almost impossible).

Rating: n/a

Golvellius

2012-08-01
From: Peter
Comments: In these games you were always trying to rescue a princess or something and yet what the fuck did you ever get for it really? Gold and jewels? Some bullshit title so you could be the duke of some piece-of-shit dirt farm? Let's get real here. You save a woman's life, she is obligated to have sex with you if you want it. That is a FACT. I'm pretty sure it's the law, too. A lot of Master System games had shitty endings, anyway, so why not have a game like this end with you putting the wood to the little princess there?

Rating: n/a

Kings Quest

2012-08-01
From: Peter
Comments: Why is there a fucking garden gnome with a shield on the box? Plus, he seems to be levitating somehow. A gnome that powerful need be smote.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2012-07-31
From: Peter
Comments: That's it, Paul! I know reverse psychology when I see it! I will not allow you to use this site to try to entice little girls to service you sexually. Consider yourself on probation from this moment forward. I'm not sure how long this probationary period will last, but for the foreseeable future you had better keep your shit together, pervert.

Rating: n/a

Pacmania

2012-07-31
From: Peter
Comments: And yet no one did.

Rating: n/a

Streets of Rage

2012-07-31
From: Peter
Comments: Obviously rape is much worse than some generalized sense of rage. Get real, Randy.

Rating: n/a

Psycho Fox

2012-07-29
From: Peter
Comments: I couldn't agree more, Rain, but your insistence on actually reviewing the games instead of revealing your sick sexual fantasies is really disappointing. Nevertheless, your contributions to the site are very much appreciated. Live long and prosper.

Rating: n/a

Road Run Demolition

2012-07-29
From: Peter
Comments: I give this game a rating of five because Paul is a bitch. I hope that makes sense, but it really doesn't.

Rating: n/a

Road Rash

2012-07-29
From: Peter
Comments: Indeed, any game that allows us to feed our violent impulses is worth playing. Otherwise I'd be murdering all of you mother-fuckers instead of blowing off steam playing video games.

Rating: n/a

Running Battle

2012-07-29
From: Peter
Comments: Yes, I think that most of us can agree that Japanese porn sucks. Now, certainly the Japanese seem to be the great innovators of the porn world, but there is then a tendency to take things to extremes that ends up being off-putting.

Rating: n/a

Zillion 2: Tri Formation

2012-07-29
From: Peter
Comments: I've been thinking about getting a motorcycle recently, but I'm worried that it would be much more unsafe to run people over with one versus doing so with a car. Plus, where you fuck bitches at?

Rating: n/a

Marble Madness

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: Well, if you couldn't pass the six levels that existed, you probably shouldn't be asking for more.

Rating: n/a

Master Chess

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: They say that's what made Bobby Fischer go mad.

Rating: n/a

Aladdin

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: In middle school one halloween, this chick in my class came to school in a rather revealing genie costume. Now, she wasn't the most beautiful girl in the world, cute, but not beautiful. However, she did have THE best pair of developing titties in the entire school. Therefore, I think it goes without saying that a bunch of us guys cornered her in the gym and fingerbanged her! I know that sounds bad, but we didn't really force her to do anything. She played the innocent act for a little bit before losing the see-through genie pants and her underwear. No fucking or licking, she said, but we were each allowed to dip a finger or two into that sweet honey pot! Due to the fact that I sat next to her in home room, I got a handie while the other guys had to just jerk off. It was a good day. Beats candy, that's for sure.

Rating: n/a

Aladdin

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: Though not entirely true, per se, the story is a factually accurate composite of different episodes of my life as a sexual being. That being the case, Paul, fuck you and fuck your fat mama!

Rating: n/a

Ariel the Little Mermad

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: You know, Scott, most of the time you're a worthless, dickless piece of donkey shit, but you're right on that one, brother! In fact, I have much the same objection to so-called "fantasy art", you know, like the shit by Boris Vallejo and Luis Royo, stuff like that. Now, they're talented artists, don't get me wrong, but how about mixing in some small tits for a change? Shit, I'd even settle for some medium sized ones! Variety IS the spice of life, after all, and it's no different when it comes to titties.

Rating: n/a

Zaxxon 3-D

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: I've got to admit, Mark, that that shit was pretty manly. Hell, I was thirty before I got up the nerve to rub my dick on the neighbor girl's face.

Rating: n/a

Chapolim

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: Whatever, dude. Just remember that somewhere right now, your mother is sucking a horse's dick to put food on the table, so I hope you appreciate it. Well, her or the tranny that you call dad for some reason.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: Scott, you really do have your moments. You always seemed like the king of the dipshits around here if you ask me, but you really do have moments of genuine insight and intellectual clarity. Squirting porn does, indeed, suck and I don't buy that shit for a moment, either. Not as bad as the fake cum-blasting fad of the past few years, though, because at least with the squirting crap you're guaranteed to see beaucoup pussy.

Rating: n/a

Crash Dummies

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: Mark, I think that you're well on your way to replacing Scott as the biggest douchebag pile of crap on this site. You know for fucking sure that "they" didn't used to use homeless people and autistic kids as crash test dummies. Shit, even Germans wouldn't do something that awful, and they know awful.

Rating: n/a

Montezumas Revenge

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: Are you starting this shit again, Paul? YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT THIS GAME ISN'T ABOUT DIARRHEA! There's a fucking picture of the box up there, dipshit! I don't see a shit geyser on it, or a fucking Tums tablet! You really are a jackass, you know that?

Rating:

Bank Panic

2012-07-28
From: Peter
Comments: Paul, you fucking numb-nuts! Global financial crisis of 2008? Moron, this game was released in 1987! What the fuck is the matter with you? Do you think that shit is funny?

Rating: n/a

SpellCaster

2012-07-27
From: Peter
Comments: Hate to break it to you, bitch, but Nadia's on my dick right now so...I don't think that bullshit helped. Believe you me, it's hard to type with her working my shit with her sweet, wet pussy at the same time! Oh yeah, she says "hi". I'll be done in a minute, babe...oops, that was for her. See, hard to concentrate.

Rating: n/a

Montezumas Revenge

2012-07-27
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, Mark? Dude, you're gay. Nothing wrong with that, but there's no point for you to fight it any longer. Doesn't matter if the doctor was a chick or not, you got aroused by someone's fingers being in your ass. That's gay, brother. Again, it's okay to be gay nowadays, so roll with it. Look, I've had prostate exams, too. Never got aroused. Last one, the doctor was a woman, kind of hot, too (and Asian). Nothing. Not a twitch. Not a tingle. Nothing. Same exam, hernia check: giant, throbbing boner. So giant and so throbbing, in fact, that the doctor could not deny herself the pleasure of taking my magnificent rod into her mouth and, thus, pleasured me orally until my inevitable, explosive climax. But I digress....The point is, you gay, me not.

Rating: n/a

Montezumas Revenge

2012-07-27
From: Peter
Comments: Just 'cause it rattled around your horse cunt doesn't mean it ain't big! Bitch, please! I'm not saying it's long, but you knew well THE THICKNESS! Shit, why else wouldn't you let me in your tight ass more often? Because it would hurt like fuck, that's why!

Rating: n/a

Montezumas Revenge

2012-07-27
From: Peter
Comments: I'm sorry, Natalie. You're right. Your cunt isn't that big. I mean, hell, we couldn't even get that corncob up there after your dad's retirement party barbecue! If you're right about that, you're right about my dick, too. I knew how to slam it right, though, didn't I babe?

Rating: n/a

Mirracle Warriors

2012-07-27
From: Peter
Comments: Isn't it about time for an update regarding the Miracle Warriors erotic novel or whatever? I'm tired of waiting and tired of jerking off to those tiny pictures in the instruction manual! Come on, Scott, we're counting on you.

Rating: n/a

SegaTourn. Golf

2012-07-25
From: Peter
Comments: The Master System will live forever! Plus, I'm sure that game was better (and more manly) than playing actual golf.

Rating: n/a

SegaTourn. Golf

2012-07-23
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, probably is.

Rating: n/a

A Turma Da Monica

2012-07-21
From: Peter
Comments: I don't think that was really Mitt Romney, especially since whoever posted that crap had the nerve to actually take concrete positions on the "issues" raised, however stupid they may be.

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2012-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: I feel you, buddy. Weird thing is, my mom is tighter than my sister! Go figure...

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2012-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: No, dumbass, it's because my mom had c-sections so her pussy would stay nice and tight. Does kegel exercises every day, too.

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2012-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: Wrong again, you piece-of-shit! It so happens that my sister is a lesbian and she and her partner of five years enjoy fisting one another. She just throws me a bone (or let's me throw her one!) because I'm family and she loves me. Besides that, I never said my mom was tight, just tighter than my sister. Believe you me, I've reamed her out pretty good over the years and I'm no slouch in the cock department. It's not long, mind you, but it's pretty thick and they both seem to like it.

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2012-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: No problem, dude. It happens, apology accepted and I would also like to apologize for my own behavior. With regard to your sister problem, you probably just scared her. You've got to play it cool and, most importantly, you've got to look at it as a long-term goal, not a goal to accomplish by the end of the night or something. Start out subtle with sexual jokes, maybe some teasing, a little physical rough-housing, that kind of thing. Then you move on to "accidentally" showing her your penis or tripping and falling face first onto her crotch, shit like that. It started for me when sis kept "catching" me jerking off when I lived with her for a few months. I ended up faking a tearful confession in which I admitted that it was my attraction to her that was the reason for my almost constant jerking off. She was probably mad or even disgusted (at first, at least) by learning that her brother was not only masturbating in her apartment, but masturbating while thinking of her, but the shock of that was mitigated by the admission itself and the (fake) emotion behind it. The rest is perverted history, but don't make the mistake of using my example as a guide. Every situation is going to be different and you have to accept the possibility that your sister will never be down with taking your meat. This doesn't mean you should give up hope, however, because as counter-intuitive as it may seem, sometimes moms are easier to get than sisters or even cousins. Just think about it: who loves you more than mommy does? Who wants you to be happy more than mommy? I'm not saying it won't take work; the incest taboo, whether biological or sociological, is very real, you just have to make it less powerful than the power of love (on mom's part) and of the lust for putting your dick in things (on your part). It will take time.

Rating: n/a

Rambo III

2012-07-15
From: Peter
Comments: Forced to read? Bitch, shut the fuck up.

Rating: n/a

California Games

2012-06-30
From: Peter
Comments: Okay, but better teach yourself Portuguese instead.

Rating: n/a

4 Pak All Action

2012-06-25
From: Peter
Comments: All I meant was that telling us that you had a lot of incestuous sex with mommy isn't the same as telling us HOW you had lots of incestuous sex with her. The devil is in the details, just as your dick should be in your mom.

Rating: n/a

4 Pak All Action

2012-06-02
From: Peter
Comments: Well, that's not a bad start; never give up honing your craft.

Rating: n/a

American Baseball

2012-06-02
From: Peter
Comments: Some are, some aren't, just like everywhere else.

Rating: n/a

Back to the Future 3

2012-06-02
From: Peter
Comments: I made a boom-boom!

Rating: n/a

4 Pak All Action

2012-05-04
From: Peter
Comments: If you're going to be mean, I feel that I will have to stop blessing this site with disgusting stories.

Rating: n/a

Aztec Adventure

2012-05-04
From: Peter
Comments: That is a very hurtful comment and is, at best, a half-truth. I'm starting to feel that I, like the great tool LeBron James, would be better off taking my (perverted) talents elsewhere.

Rating: n/a

Rampage

2012-05-04
From: Peter
Comments: A dude is only gay if he can maintain an erection as another dude is in his ass (or while a chick is pegging him). That is a scientific FACT and it shows unequivocally that I am not gay because every time I've been reamed out in a truck stop bathroom my dick was wriggling and flopping about like crazy with absolutely no response to a reach-around, either. Now that, sir, is pure and unadulterated HETEROsexuality! Men being men, men enjoying being men in a way that only other men could appreciate, but completely and utterly NOT GAY.

Rating: n/a

Rampage

2012-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: So there I was, balls deep in his arse, when he turns around and asks for a cuddle. I mean how fucking gay is that?

Rating:

Aztec Adventure

2012-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: You know what I used to do in high school? I used to go to the nurses office for the free condoms, but when she wasn't looking I would steal the phallus shaped condom demonstrator. Not because I wanted to practise putting on condoms, but just so I could go into the bathroom and stand it on the closed toilet lid and squat on it.

Rating:

Black Belt

2012-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: I don't know why Sam used to call me a homosexual. I'm only homosexual when it comes to animals.

Rating:

Casino Games

2012-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: I love people who impersonate me while on their lunch break at work drinking blue powerade. Those naughty British types!

Rating:

4 Pak All Action

2012-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Ohhh, you touch my tralala. Mmmm, my ding ding dong. ¤»¤»

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2012-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: ¾È³çÇÏ¼¼¿ä? Àú´ÂÇÇÅÍÀÔ´Ï´Ù. ³²ÀÚ Á¤¸» ÁÁ¾ÆÇØ¿ä ^^

Rating:

Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-03-10
From: Peter
Comments: I disagree about the gun, Josh, but I'm glad that you brought up that helicopter. In my youth I wrote several angry (if not inflammatory) letters to Sega regarding that fucking thing. Why? Physics, assholes, physics! There is nothing on that helicopter to counteract the torque of the main rotor. As such it should be uncontrollable for Alex Kidd or anyone else. It really pisses me off.

Rating: n/a

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2012-03-10
From: Peter
Comments: That actually sounds pretty good, Josh, and I hope you do find it in you to carry through with your vision. If I may make a suggestion, when Michael/Angelina is rescuing children from the arcade, you should show Jodie Foster being gang-raped on a pinball machine in the background. Or it could be in the foreground and the protagonist could earn bonus points by pulling the guys off of Jodie one by one and killing them or, OR the protagonist could earn some sort of power up by joining in with a strap-on and maybe choking Jodie a little. An oddly specific suggestion, I know, but I masturbate to that movie scene at least four times a day and it would be cool to see a form of it in a video game. I myself am working on a flash game based on Jodie's pinball gang-rape, but have not progressed very far on it, I'm sad to say. You should also not limit yourself to Angelina Jolie because, as you mentioned, she is no longer hot and is just kind of freaky looking.

Rating: n/a

Cloud Master

2012-03-06
From: Peter
Comments: I'm almost afraid to ask, but how do you know your step-daughter shaves her pubic hair? Don't answer unless it involves a disgusting story of taboo sex.

Rating: n/a

Godfather

2012-02-21
From: Peter
Comments: Somehow, I doubt that.

Rating: n/a

Superman

2012-02-21
From: Peter
Comments: Why not? The movies all did.

Rating: n/a

Teddy Boy

2012-02-21
From: Peter
Comments: Well, it actually isn't a terrible game, especially for the generally shitty card games, but it's not great.

Rating:

Ghostbusters 2

2012-02-21
From: Peter
Comments: The deal is that, as self-appointed guardian of this website, I force myself to read all of the disgusting addlebrained bullshit that you loser choose to write here. What's worse is that I've come to enjoy some of it. Thus, when posters do not meet my exacting standards of excellence, I tend to be less cool and more of a dick. As a contributory factor, however, I would also like to point out that I am mentally ill.

Rating: n/a

Special Crime Investigation

2012-02-15
From: Peter
Comments: Damn it, Rick! That does not happen to most guys growing up! Most of us had to wait until we got up the courage to whip it out in front of a truck stop waitress. Then, and only then, would we hear about what nice dicks we had. You're an asshole, Rick.

Rating: n/a

Geralddinho

2012-02-13
From: Peter
Comments: Ron, you're a sick fuck for your interest in that shit, absolutely sick. Those women have all been drugged or manipulated into performing sexual acts with their dogs by their domineering and abusive husbands. No woman truly, freely would enter into such a coupling of her own free will, except, of course, the awesome chicks that are doing it alone in front of a webcam after my credit card clears.

Rating: n/a

Rescue Mission

2012-02-12
From: Peter
Comments: Ron, thank you for the question. Though I cannot say for certain that that would be the case for Adele, I did date for a number of months the famous Russian operatic soprano Anna Netrebko and can say unequivocally that she would not go down on my meat monster for that very reason. Ass, pussy, no problem. Tittyfucks, too. Never oral, though. In recompense she'd let me shoot it anywhere I wanted, so it was cool.

Rating: n/a

Ghost House

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: Yup, it took a while, but Paul eventually revealed himself to be just another sick fuck with mommy issues. Sad.

Rating: n/a

Ghost House

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, good job showing how you're not a sick fuck.

Rating: n/a

Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: Interesting factoid: the change in smell that the vagina goes through during the menstrual cycle is largely the result of bacteria from the anus. I guess the normal chemistry of the Va-jay-jay keeps the little buggers in check, but changes when her monthly visitor arrives. At least, that's what one of Ron Paul's newsletters said.

Rating: n/a

Zool

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: The number 666 actually refers to the Roman emperor Nero. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

Rating: n/a

Xenon 2

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: Right, Paul, everybody is a pervert but you. I look forward to your upcoming CBS drama "Ghost Masturbator". Dipshit.

Rating: n/a

Xenon 2

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: That's what she said.

Rating: n/a

Ultimate Soccer

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: We have ultimate soccer here in the States. We call it football and it is awesome, except when Tim Tebow tries to play it.

Rating: n/a

Tecmo World Soccer 93

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: Tecmo Bowl was awesome; it saddens me to admit that it was far better than any SMS football game. This, however, being a game about soccer, cannot be good for the simple fact that it is about soccer.

Rating: n/a

Total Recall

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: Sharon Stone is holding up nicely, but for the love of God DO NOT Google search for images of Sharon Osbourne! Your eyes will bleed and you will be lucky if your vision ever returns. Plus, as an annoying bitch, her personality cannot compensate for her unpleasant appearance.

Rating: n/a

Woody Pop

2012-01-20
From: Peter
Comments: He's a sicko, alright. Not only that, but his story wasn't even really that good.

Rating: n/a

California Games

2012-01-19
From: Peter
Comments: Well, you gotta be careful with that kind of attitude, BluBlaDe. Misogyny tends to be a self-fulfilling prophecy: if you go into relationships with the thought that most women are gold-diggers or are just out to use men for their own ends, that is exactly the kind of woman that you're going to end up with. Women with self-respect and who are looking for mutually meaningful relationships probably aren't going to be interested in a guy that looks down on them and thinks that they're only after his money or whatever. Plus, the kind of guy that is always bitching about women using sex is exactly the same kind of guy that does and says anything to a woman to get sex and, thus, throws a hissy fit when a woman dares to manipulate a man.

Rating: n/a

Reggie Jackson Baseball

2012-01-02
From: Peter
Comments: Wonder how much money Reggie got for this.

Rating: n/a

Home Alone

2012-01-01
From: Peter
Comments: Happy new year to everyone here! So...happy new year to me, I guess.

Rating: n/a

Phantasy Star

2011-12-29
From: Peter
Comments: I don't like this game. I just don't.

Rating: n/a

Penguin Land

2011-12-28
From: Peter
Comments: I'm lonely.

Rating: n/a

Super Tennis

2011-12-25
From: Peter
Comments: Okay then.

Rating: n/a

Submarine 3D

2011-12-23
From: Peter
Comments: You're certainly free to dislike the game or not, but I shall not stand for your disparagement of submarines. Submarines kick ass. As a Canadian, I'm sure you can't truly appreciate the awesomeness of submarines because your country's "navy" only gets to operate British hand-me-downs.

Rating: n/a

Smurfs

2011-12-16
From: Peter
Comments: You like it.

Rating: n/a

Chapolim

2011-12-14
From: Peter
Comments: At least this time of year all of Brazil's favela dwellers can pretend that the tracer fire arcing overhead from one gang's territory to another is actually some special form of Christmas lights that only Brazilians can enjoy. Man, the Rio Olympics are going to be a clusterfuck.

Rating: n/a

Sega Chess

2011-12-13
From: Peter
Comments: video game chess < real chess < anything else

Rating: n/a

Running Battle

2011-12-12
From: Peter
Comments: I, too, have a lot of free time. My advice: fill it with porn.

Rating: n/a

Ren & Stimpy- Yak

2011-12-10
From: Peter
Comments: No.

Rating: n/a

Renegade

2011-12-10
From: Peter
Comments: Are you sure you're not Sam? You sound a lot like him.

Rating: n/a

Renegade

2011-12-10
From: Peter
Comments: My apologies. I guess, then, that you're kind of a heterosexual version of Sam. Congratulations on that.

Rating: n/a

Rescue Mission

2011-12-10
From: Peter
Comments: Not for nothing, but "Behind Blue Eyes" is the ONLY great song by The Who. Controversial statement, I know, but it's true.

Rating: n/a

Renegade

2011-12-10
From: Peter
Comments: Perhaps I'm being a bit too confrontational today. I just hate racism, that's all. Ironically, I'm very intolerant of intolerance. Now, I'm not saying that you should never hate anybody. Far from it. Hate is a very powerful and wonderful emotion, but it must be channeled properly towards those who really deserve it. Newt Gingrich, for example. Or Alex Trebek. John Mayer especially. There are plenty of good reasons to hate someone, it's just that their race or ethnicity or religion aren't good enough reasons. Same for sexual orientation or whether they're a homeless piece of shit or not.

Rating: n/a

Rastan

2011-12-10
From: Peter
Comments: Not sure a follow you on that one. In fact, the instruction booklet to this game had topless chicks in it. Well, they were monsters, but monsters with mostly female parts.

Rating: n/a

Rampart

2011-12-08
From: Peter
Comments: Loving relationship? One sick fuck raising another sick fuck, if you ask me. She's probably uglier than a dick on a dog, anyway.

Rating: n/a

Paperboy

2011-12-07
From: Peter
Comments: He's probably some sort of homeless person, perhaps a veteran, that has mental health issues and has slipped through the cracks (albeit giant ones) of the American health care system. Thanks a lot, GOP>

Rating: n/a

Itchy and Scratchy

2011-12-05
From: Peter
Comments: Crabs.

Rating: n/a

Enduro Racer

2011-12-05
From: Peter
Comments: Et tu, Bobby?

Rating: n/a

Mortal Kombat

2011-12-05
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, I hear you. I do my fighting in the streets, like a man. When you lose, you take it like a man. When you win, you fuck whatever bitch was the prize like a man. That's how it is in my 'hood.

Rating: n/a

Ms Pacman

2011-12-05
From: Peter
Comments: Whatever happened, it will pass. Never give up on fat chicks when it comes to sex. There are lonely AND horny, you will get your opportunities. Don't, however, give up on the hot bitches, either. A lot of them have issues that you can exploit to get in their panties. It takes more work than with the fatties (that is, you can't just buy them food and tell them they're pretty) but it is very much worth it to actually fuck someone that you're willing to admit to fucking.

Rating: n/a

Krustys Fun House

2011-12-05
From: Peter
Comments: Well, frankly I don't think anyone (other than the truly pathological) is really attracted sexually to THEIR actual mother. The reality is that these sick losers are fantasizing about some sort of hypothetical "hot" mom completely separate physically and emotionally from their real mom, thus not really breaking the almost universal incest taboo.

Rating: n/a

Missile Defense 3-D

2011-12-04
From: Peter
Comments: I don't care if other dudes are gay. More pussy for the rest of us, right? At least theoretically.

Rating: n/a

Astro Warrior

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: Fool, this site is for reviewing Sega Master System games, not for promoting some dumbass online strategy game. Now, I will grant you that much of the focus of this site has recently been that of various and sundry perverts regaling the rest of us with their repugnant incest fantasies, so I can accept a measure of confusion on your part. However, for future reference, this site is for Master System game reviews AND gross stories about your mom touching your willy or your sister giving you head, shit lick that, NOT for the promotion of bullshit online games. End transmission.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: Have you tried playing it? I fear it is some nefarious means to turn us all communist or some shit like that. I kind of scared. I don't like that celtruler part, either. The Celts got what they deserved, especially that uppity bitch, Boudica.

Rating: n/a

Jungle Book

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: One way is to simply use that word in their presence. An ape will either do nothing or fling its crap at you, while a person of African heritage will beat the living shit out of you for saying it. With good cause, too.

Rating: n/a

Klax

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: One must hold out the possibility that there is more than one person named Scott in the world.

Rating: n/a

Power Strike 2

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: There should be more comments for this game. Unfortunately, I've never played it myself (if it was even released) so I don't feel it appropriate of me to review it. Also unfortunate, at least with regards to posting comments here, is that I have never been molested by a parent or sibling, nor have I ever been attracted sexually to a member of my family, thus I am left with little to say here.

Rating: n/a

Prince of Persia

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: Oh, you'll pass will you? Such a shame for the rest of us, Paul. How, then, will you enlighten us with your observations of the game? What an asshole!

Rating: n/a

Psychic World

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: I can't say much for the emotional state of the average hooker, Paul, but paying them for sex does not amount to "browbeating", nor would they find sex with even you more degrading than usual.

Rating: n/a

Master Games 1

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: Couldn't agree with you more, Tony, but I regret to inform you that your little post there left me completely bonerless, something that you can't often say about those sex stories, however improbable they may be.

Rating: n/a

Krustys Fun House

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: Are not sexual matters a large part of the human condition? Besides, if a couple of bullshit stories could destroy your faith in humanity, you couldn't have had much to begin with.

Rating: n/a

Master of Darkness

2011-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: Oh, no, it WAS funny. Clever, too.

Rating: n/a

Great Golf

2011-12-02
From: Peter
Comments: Well, you've got to be very careful, but Laudromats, laundry rooms in apartment buildings, women's locker rooms are great (but hard as hell to get into and out of), pretty much wherever laundry is being done. College dormitories are great, too. If all else fails, you've got to break into peoples houses.

Rating: n/a

Hurricanes

2011-12-02
From: Peter
Comments: Don't believe a word out of that dude's mouth. He's just here writing bullshit to amuse himself and to piss me the fuck off. Damn it, Paul!

Rating: n/a

Ecco 2: the Tides Time

2011-12-01
From: Peter
Comments: Back off, bitch! You make two fucking posts and all of the sudden you're Queen Cuntlips around here? Not on my watch, honey. First of all, dolphins are assholes and deserve whatever they get. Second, you have to be the world's youngest washed-up skank already. So go back to wherever you disappeared to and leave us alone.

Rating: n/a

G.B. Esportes Rad

2011-12-01
From: Peter
Comments: I believe that the Master System remained the pinnacle of video game technology in Brazil until just last year or so. It's pretty backward down there. Lots of hot women, though.

Rating: n/a

Gain Ground

2011-12-01
From: Peter
Comments: Most of them are, but it gets lonely out there on the open road, I guess.

Rating: n/a

Galaxy Force

2011-12-01
From: Peter
Comments: What you really want is a deaf chick. For one thing, you can say or even yell anything you want at them provided they can't see you and read your lips. It's a great stress reliever, believe me. Plus, with regard to jerking off, you could pretty much do it anywhere out of sight. She couldn't hear you fapping or hear the porno movie you're watching at high volume. Or say she's reading a book on the couch or something: you could just walk up right behind her and ejaculate onto her hair. It would piss her off the first few times, but pretty soon it would become a charming practical joke/expression of tenderness.

Rating: n/a

Galaxy Force

2011-12-01
From: Peter
Comments: Yup, you're right.

Rating: n/a

Double Hawk

2011-11-30
From: Peter
Comments: Nah, I was just joking. You see, I'm an asshole at heart. Can't help it. Your English is quite good actually, and you're one of the best contributors to this site in years. Also, you're not a pervert like most people here.

Rating: n/a

Champions of Europe

2011-11-30
From: Peter
Comments: Come on, you two! This is no place for such chauvinism. This site exists for two reasons: 1) Master System game reviews, and 2) disgusting stories of people's sexual encounters. Thus, there is no room here for your nationalistic outbursts. Besides, Canada and America are both great nations in themselves and great allies of one another. If you want to hate on some country, try China or Russia, shit like that.

Rating: n/a

Dynamite Dux

2011-11-30
From: Peter
Comments: What about Daffy Duck? He seems pretty manly to me.

Rating: n/a

Champions of Europe

2011-11-30
From: Peter
Comments: Don't do anything you're not comfortable with, that's for women to do with us. Leave the sick stories to others if you wish, there are plenty of perverts around here to do it. The Amish do kind of suck, by the way.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-11-29
From: Peter
Comments: You are among friends here, I assure you. Don't let one bad apple spoil the bunch, so to speak. Personally, I think Canada is pretty great. In fact, when I was between the ages of nineteen and twenty-one, it was pretty much the best place on Earth.

Rating: n/a

Cyber Shinobi

2011-11-29
From: Peter
Comments: Are we just doing classic comments now, BluBlaDe? I hope not, for I truly want to see you finish your quest to comment on every game page. Don't give up!

Rating: n/a

Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2011-11-29
From: Peter
Comments: Careful, dude, she's fat and she doesn't shave. Now, I know what you're thinking: maybe she doesn't shave because she can't reach down there. Nope. She can and she does. She's always poking and diddling around in there; it was no skin off my nose, let me concentrate on my own orgasm, know what I mean?

Rating: n/a

Double Hawk

2011-11-29
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, but barely.

Rating: n/a

Bank Panic

2011-11-27
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, well, Rock Hudson had girlfriends, too.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-11-27
From: Peter
Comments: Speak for yourself, you sarcastic mother-fucker! We do care what people think, that is what this site is for. Plus, ol' BluBlaDe seems to be attempting something that is very difficult: that of commenting on every single game page. If so, that is as impressive a feat of time-wasting as can be done in this world and should be applauded. If, too, he is actually reading all of the asinine and disturbing comments on the pages, then that makes his efforts all the more impressive.

Rating: n/a

American Baseball

2011-11-26
From: Peter
Comments: You know it is, Paul. Now get back in that chatroom so you can help me scare up some underage tail.

Rating: n/a

Home Alone

2011-11-24
From: Peter
Comments: Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys!

Rating: n/a

Ms Pacman

2011-11-19
From: Peter
Comments: Shut up, Doug! Get that artsy shit out of here! Think you're better than the rest of us...

Rating: n/a

Rainbow Islands

2011-11-19
From: Peter
Comments: I knew all of you fucking perverts were just one big ol' douchebag! Fuck you, loser!

Rating: n/a

Great Football

2011-11-18
From: Peter
Comments: I, too, would like to suggest, Jerry, that you find the Lord. Unfortunately for you, He isn't in little boy's asses.

Rating: n/a

Flintstones

2011-11-15
From: Peter
Comments: If this is the sort of contribution that we can now expect from you, Daniel, then by all means return to regaling us with your childhood tales of being forced to diddle your mom's privates and other implausibly randy tales.

Rating: n/a

Ghostbusters 2

2011-11-15
From: Peter
Comments: Well, I know I've been hard on you at times, Daniel, but truer words have never been posted here. I did, indeed, want to pound Sigourney Weaver's hot, sweet pussy. I wanted to bust nut so deep in that warm, wet snatch that she'd get a Kleenex full of my jizz every time she blew her nose. All day, every day, I wanted to wear that chick out until she couldn't even remember a time when my dick was not up in that pussy. And that takes a while, believe you me.

Rating: n/a

Fantasy Zone 2

2011-11-13
From: Peter
Comments: I think you meant "sequels aren't usually better", Danny. Try to be a bit more careful in the future. Also, you think about writing disturbingly pornographic stories instead of your usual game reviews. That is what the people want.

Rating: n/a

Predator 2

2011-11-13
From: Peter
Comments: That's our Kluxy!!!!

Rating: n/a

Enduro Racer

2011-11-13
From: Peter
Comments: Don't tell me how to live, Danny!

Rating: n/a

Super Smash TV

2011-11-13
From: Peter
Comments: Self-fulfilling prophecy? Just like the domino theory, am I right?

Rating: n/a

Secret Commando

2011-11-05
From: Peter
Comments: You are a sick fuck, Daniel, no two ways about it. No one believes any of your shit to be remotely true. You are an ass. You are a clown. You are probably an ass-clown. The dumb shit in Penthouse Forum seems plausible by comparison. I now invite you to go fuck yourself, Daniel, because no woman on this Earth is going to do it for you, least of all your mythic hot sisters Michelle and Nicole.

Rating: n/a

Secret Commando

2011-11-04
From: Peter
Comments: What's the deal, Daniel? What about all your little stories about finger-fucking mommy? Surely you must have had a hot sister or two that needed you to service them sexually in some improbable manner. Ass.

Rating: n/a

Cloud Master

2011-10-22
From: Peter
Comments: That is an exceedingly inappropriate comment, Roy, regardless of whether you are joking or if you actually have sexually assaulted your poor sister. Consider yourself on probation for that disgusting post.

Rating: n/a

Taz Mania

2011-10-19
From: Peter
Comments: Taz couldn't look much less like a Tasmanian Devil if you ask me, and it pisses me off! Okay, he could look less like one, like if he was a snake or some such shit, but you know what I mean. Peace out, brothers and sisters.

Rating: n/a

Micro Machines

2011-10-17
From: Peter
Comments: You are right about Pocket Cars; they were definitely top of the line with regard to realism, though the wheels and wire axles left something to be desired, if memory serves. Regardless, please confine your comments in the future to actual game reviews (not just something parenthetically related to a game) or, if necessary, poorly written pornographic stories about incestuous relationships. Good day.

Rating: n/a

After Burner

2011-10-13
From: Peter
Comments: You think I don't know what your little game is, "Danny"? Yesterday, some perv posts a bunch of sick shit about him and his mom under the name "Daniel" and here you are the next day playing your own straight man with your game-related posts. I'm watching you, buddy.

Rating: n/a

Super Space Invader

2011-10-13
From: Peter
Comments: You expect anyone to believe that? The truth is, there's a 1% likelihood of your mom being a sick piece-of-shit, but there is a whopping 99% likelihood of you being a sick piece-of-shit. Stop giving me erections.

Rating: n/a

Land of Illusion

2011-10-13
From: Peter
Comments: That story is complete bullshit! Social workers take their jobs very seriously and what you are suggesting is the most gross sort of malfeasance imaginable. That's not to say they don't have sex with people under their supervision because they do, but it is never with the children. I've had sex with all of my kid's caseworkers, but never with them in the room and never without paying them.

Rating: n/a

Special Crime Investigation

2011-10-13
From: Peter
Comments: The decidedly mixed messages your are sending regarding this "abuse" is reason number one in convincing me that every word is bullshit. She shouldn't have done it, but it was awesome; you call the cops, but don't have the courage to tell them what happened. Not to mention describing your mother's nether parts as "sweet" and smelling "so good". You're just one more sick asshole that thinks this site is just as good as any to write about your sick little fantasies about diddling mommy or sis. Fuck off.

Rating: n/a

Lemmings

2011-10-04
From: Peter
Comments: As long as you cleaned and disinfected the wound you should be fine. I know where you're coming from, friend, and you're probably fearful of becoming rabid or some kind of half-man/half-rodent type creature, but I assure you that the latter is impossible, while the former is next to impossible. You see, your common rabies vectors, such as skunks or foxes, could potentially bite a vole, the vole would almost surely die as result, with any such pathogens dying with it. The other common vector, bats, would be exceedingly unlikely to come across and infect something like a vole. Rest easy, my friend, over this, but live in fear of a Rick Perry presidency.

Rating: n/a

Altered Beast

2011-09-27
From: Peter
Comments: Lame, huh? Then why the fuck did you rate it a seven, Danny? I appreciate the reviews, but tighten your shit up from now on.

Rating: n/a

Geralddinho

2011-09-25
From: Peter
Comments: There he goes again, heaping bullshit upon bullshit with nary a boner-producing line to be found. Granted, Paul, that Geraldo is a worthless asshole and any joke, however lame, at his expense is a somewhat worthwhile endeavor, I really think you need to just calm down and take the advice that I've tried to give you to heart. Do you know how many people play these games anymore, Paul? Maybe you, sometimes me, perhaps a few other random dorks here and there, but that is it. The games have been reviewed, Paul, ad nauseum, by the only people that have ever played them and cared enough about them to review them. What this site needs to be about going forward is nothing short of laying bare the very essence of the human condition. And in all honesty, Paul, we both know what that really is at its core: sex. Not the sex you or I might guilt our girlfriends or wives into letting us have every once and while. No, what I'm talking about, what I'm asking about, is sex at its most basic and primal level, the kind of sex that only exists either in the mind or in the hearts of people depraved enough (nay, honest enough) to go out and get what we all really want. Are they just stories, Paul? I hope so. You probably hope so, too, but they have their own reality, their own existence just the same. I imagine the vast majority of mothers don't take a hands-on interest in their son's masturbatory habits, but the thoughts, the fantasies, the desires of such things are real. They are a part of our lives, all of us. Explore them with me, Paul. Help the world, in some admittedly small way, come to understand what we think and why we think it. Is it sick or normal? Is sick normal? I don't know, but I'd like to.

Rating: n/a

Aztec Adventure

2011-09-25
From: Peter
Comments: Biting political satire there, whoever the fuck wrote that, but it is not an appropriate post to this site. I just get so fucking mad!

Rating: n/a

Shinobi

2011-09-25
From: Peter
Comments: Paul, I know we've been at odds over many different things here, but as something of an olive branch I am going to help you out a bit, though I'm sure you'll take it the wrong way. In your post below you wrote the possessive of "it" as "it's" not "its" as is proper. The form you mistakenly chose is actually an auxiliary contraction for "it is" with the "i" in "is" being replaced by an apostrophe. Worry not, Paul, I suffered from the same confusion once (though mine was in the third grade). You don't need to thank me, just promise to be more careful in the future. All in all, you seem to be one of the more thoughtful contributors to the site; generally I find you to be a refreshing change from the usual jive-ass turkeys that show up here. Peace out.

Rating: n/a

Super Cross

2011-09-24
From: Peter
Comments: Damn it, Paul, you know that's not true. It is a fucking motocross related game, not some game for indoctrinating bible-thumper children. Look, I'm glad you like the site, and I'm glad you feel like contributing to it, but don't write crazy bullshit here unless it's some sick sex story that may help me get my rocks off.

Rating: n/a

Spiderman vs X-Men

2011-09-24
From: Peter
Comments: Your other asinine posts have hidden your true wisdom, Brad. Spidey was, indeed, a mutant and he sure as shit wouldn't be any sort of enemy to the X-Men. Far from it, for I am sure that they would find common cause in short order. Do you think Spider-Man is gay or did Tobey McGuire just make him seem gay?

Rating: n/a

Spider Man

2011-09-24
From: Peter
Comments: No, Brad, comic books are what guys like me filled their time with in the days before porn, the internet, and porn on the internet. They aren't lame, they aren't poorly drawn homoerotic fantasies for teenage boys. No, not at all. They are art, Brad. Art. Ever hear of Pop Art, Brad? Ever hear of Roy Lichtenstein, you troglodyte? Art, Brad, comic books are art for scared, insecure little boys like I was and like millions of other boys around the world are today. The world needs heroes; unfortunately, the real world doesn't produce very many (Barack Obama being an obvious exception).

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2011-09-24
From: Peter
Comments: Fuck, Paul, I'm tired of your bullshit stories about games and what you think it would be funny for games to be about. There is nothing funny about the mistreatment of illegals, Paul. Nothing. What I want from you now is for you to take a step back from what you've done here and start fresh with some stories about how your aunt used to give you handies or your sister would bully you by sitting on your face with nothing on but panties while slapping your scrotum with a riding crop, stuff like that. Those are just examples of course. You are not without a certain creativity, Paul, you just need to apply it in different directions.

Rating: n/a

Ghouls and Ghosts

2011-09-15
From: Peter
Comments: Thank you, Michael, for actually writing game reviews instead of disturbing recounting of your sexual fantasies or the like. You are a model visitor to the site and I applaud your decorum and I share your appreciation and affection towards the Master System and the cherished childhood memories that it provided so many of us. Also, Natalie, if you needs dick, I gots one.

Rating: n/a

Bubble Bobble

2011-09-13
From: Peter
Comments: Shut up, Paul, no one wants your dumbass opinions on anything. And stay the fuck away from Natalie!

Rating: n/a

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-09-10
From: Peter
Comments: What the hell is this shit? That's my bitch, Scott. You my bitch, Natalie. Don't be playin' around on me, ho.

Rating: n/a

Arch Rivals

2011-09-09
From: Peter
Comments: Guess it's time to take another couple of years off.

Rating: n/a

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-09-08
From: Peter
Comments: Good, you guard this page, I'll finish masturbating.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-09-06
From: Peter
Comments: Guess you really were doping like it was going out of style then, weren't you no nuts?

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-09-05
From: Peter
Comments: Ugh, indeed. Ken Mattingly was an astronaut. Don Mattingly is a baseball manager. Who the fuck Dan Mattingly is is anyone's guess. You have failed, sir. I shit on your very soul.

Rating: n/a

Pacmania

2011-08-26
From: Peter
Comments: Look, you know damn well that this isn't some online application for fucking Harvard. I'm sick and tired of you weirdos putting crazy shit on this website. The Master System was a very special thing and it deserves a certain amount of respect. This website, as a museum dedicated to the Master System, deserves respect as well. Maybe you've written legitimate reviews of all the games you had and now you don't want to leave the site because you have no where else to go. I'm sympathetic to that, I really am, but clean up your act, Paul.

Rating: n/a

4 Pak All Action

2011-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: That would only be possible if you had killed yourself, which you obviously haven't.

Rating:

Streets of Rage

2011-08-21
From: Peter
Comments: I am not comfortable with someone writing inappropriate messages in a stereotypical black vernacular as below. It offends my liberal sensibilities to a very high degree. So who ever you really were "Ray Ray", watch yourself because I'm watching you, too.

Rating: n/a

Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2011-08-21
From: Peter
Comments: What kind of moon-man language is that?

Rating: n/a

Joe Montana Football

2011-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: I guess you tools have run out of shitty quarterbacks to imitate. Just as well, for I, Peter, was getting tired of the bit.

Rating: n/a

Battletoads

2011-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: She was a cartoon, Brad. At least have self-respect enough to drool over flesh-and-blood real women. Of course, at least you're not beating it thinking of Chuck Rock or something.

Rating: n/a

Teddy Boy

2011-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: I would; rough, angry sex. Borderline rape, really. "You like that don't you, you dumb bitch", I'd say and she'd cry and cry.

Rating: n/a

Power Strike

2011-08-17
From: Peter
Comments: Shut the fuck up, Paul. I have it on good authority that you are a virgin, making you an even bigger loser than I ever imagined. I, on the other hand, have fucked more fatties than you could even count, Natalie being just one of many. So go get a job, earn a little money, and then pay some flea-bag prostitute to have sex with you. Bitch. You are my bitch.

Rating: n/a

Jungle Book

2011-08-15
From: Peter
Comments: Yes, he was, Paul. I wonder, though, if his son's death during the Great War forced him to reexamine his imperialist and jingoistic rhetoric. Also, if you're out there, Natalie, I want you back girl.

Rating: n/a

Super Space Invader

2011-08-14
From: Peter
Comments: That, sir, was attempted rape and you are a vile piece of shit for doing so. To your sister, no less!

Rating: n/a

PitPot

2011-08-14
From: Peter
Comments: There are two users spoofing me on here. Their IP's are from US and UK. If I have two, I'll force a user agreement and registration.

Rating:

Super Space Invader

2011-08-14
From: Peter
Comments: Oh, you worked some shit out. That's great, but you're still a piece of shit attempted rapist, Brad. Sick fucker! And what would have happened if it actually did work out that day, if you actually had managed to penetrate your sister as she lay helpless on the couch? What, were you going to pump her full of cream, Brad? What then? You are the worst sort of person, Brad, the very worst sort. Rot in hell, asshole.

Rating: n/a

Buggy Run

2011-08-13
From: Peter
Comments: That's a damnable lie, Paul!

Rating: n/a

Drop Zone

2011-08-13
From: Peter
Comments: I would appreciate it, Paul, if you would refrain from misleading people regarding the content of the more obscure Master System games. This is NOT a remake or update of Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em! As far as I know, there were no pornographic titles produced for the Master System. Were there any, I would: a) know about them, and b) use them while pleasuring myself. End transmission.

Rating: n/a

Ghouls and Ghosts

2011-08-13
From: Peter
Comments: For once, we seem to be in agreement, Paul. There were more ghouls than ghosts and I would be lying if I said it didn't upset me. Perhaps that is why it is titled "Ghouls and Ghosts", however.

Rating: n/a

Flash

2011-08-13
From: Peter
Comments: Shut up, Scott, you know damn well that this game isn't about a bunch of drunk coeds showing tit and snatch for money and shoddily made t-shirts. I'm all for free speech, but those movies are deeply offensive and damaging to the reputations of thousands naive young women. They also lead to young men jerking off to their sister's jiggling tits before they even realize it.

Rating: n/a

PitPot

2011-08-10
From: Peter
Comments: You're the one writing racist comments, Scott, not me. And for your information, Natalie isn't black, she just enjoys role-playing. Back when we used to go out (i.e. fuck) we would play this game where I was a wealthy plantation owner (like there was another kind) and she would be my comely (cumly) house servant. I would proceed to ravish her thusly and I believe she has returned to that in a vain effort to get me back. Sorry, bitch, but what did you used to tell me all the time, "no means no"?

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-08-10
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, well I LOVE your mother....in the ass.

Rating: n/a

Ghostbusters

2011-08-10
From: Peter
Comments: Hey, Paul, did you ever feel compelled to buy the old Cadillac ambulance as the car out of a sense of continuity with the movie? I mean, there were four different cars to choose from, but I always got the ambulance. I love the Master System!

Rating:

Dick Tracy

2011-08-09
From: Peter
Comments: I'd do Madonna, Scott. I needs a big pussy. Not that my dingus is all that large, I just like a lot of room. It's kind of like driving a luxury car, except women with big pussies tend to be less expensive. I should also mention that I am mentally ill.

Rating: n/a

Flintstones

2011-08-09
From: Peter
Comments: You really are a piece of work, mister. They were married women, damn it. Disrespect the marriage tie at your peril. You sir, are a rake. Of course, they were also cartoons, so who really gives a fuck.

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-08-09
From: Peter
Comments: Even gibbons?

Rating: n/a

Flintstones

2011-08-09
From: Peter
Comments: So we can deny you in private?

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-08-09
From: Peter
Comments: Gosh, I guess I'll try to go on living knowing that, but it sure will be hard.

Rating: n/a

Light Force

2011-08-09
From: Peter
Comments: Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars! Welcome everybody to reason #312 of why I had to dump that cow. Star Wars is a joke, a fucking joke. Lucas is a clown and plagiarist (and probably a child molester with that creepy beard of his). By all means, go to Wookiepedia (like you weren't going to anyway) and retreat into your little world of overeating and soft science fiction. Bitch.

Rating: n/a

Kung Fu Kid

2011-08-09
From: Peter
Comments: Paul, I realize we've reached something of a detente here, but I don't want you soliciting sex from child-murders here on my site. Is she kind of cute, sure, but she killed her sweet, little daughter and neither you nor your buddy should really want to double up on that ass.

Rating: n/a

Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2011-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: Stuck up bitch! I'm too good to be up in them guts.

Rating: n/a

Air Rescue

2011-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: I told you it's over, bitch. Leave me alone and don't call me your boyfriend. Do it again and I'll beat the fat out of you!

Rating: n/a

Global Defense

2011-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: Trust me, fool, me and Barry Obama both just LOVE the Teabaggers. The more power they have the more likely it is that the Republicans will be forced to nominate some bible-beating racist lunatic thus handing my man, Barack Hussein Obama, a second dynamic term.

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: Bet you kept the costume, huh? Probably helps you scare up some little boy tail at the park you piece of shit. Speaking of the Planet of the Apes movie, the new one, I get that the apes are stronger than us and I get that "we" have supposedly made them smarter than us, but there still wouldn't be that many of them and they sure as fuck aren't bulletproof. We wipe out species that aren't a threat, I'm pretty sure we could wipe out a few that are. Sci-fi at it's worst.

Rating: n/a

Terminator

2011-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: I never meant to hurt you, Natalie, other than the times I kind of did. Like that time when you were getting off me after I gave you a dose of the good stuff and you accidentally squashed one of my nuts. Punched you right in your fat face then, didn't I? Even that was sort of reflexive. Regardless, I didn't say all of that to make you cry, I said it so you could really understand that it is finally over between us. You've basked in your last sweat-and-semen-soaked Peter-induced afterglow. Sorry, baby. All good things must come to an end. Bad things must, too.

Rating: n/a

Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2011-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: Damn, bitch! I just threw up on my balls reading through that shit! Listen, I'm not saying we didn't have some good times and I loved putting the wood to you while I thought of attractive women, but we were NOT made for each other. Even if you weren't too fat (an "if" almost as big as your big ass), you're just not my type in any way, shape, or form. For one thing, and sorry for the extreme bluntness, you're as dumb as all fuck. How many pregnancy scares did we have to go through because you "forgot to take the pill" again? Huh, how many? Four? Five? The last time you were late I actually starting thinking of ways to kill you. Honestly. I mean, if remembering to take a pill is the difference between having a kid (and fucking up at least three lives in the process) and not having a kid, you would think (excuse me, I would think) that you could fucking remember to take the fucking thing. And what the fuck did we ever really have to talk about? "How was your day, Peter?" Shitty. "How was your day, Natalie?" Hungry. Just give it up, Natalie. It's over. I'll never forget you or the things you let me do to you (other than get up in your ass). I know that visions of my glistening, quivering junk must haunt your dreams, but it's over between us. I didn't want to tell you this because I knew it would upset you, but I got a job as a janitor in a women's prison and I'm getting all the pussy I can handle. Caged heat, know what I'm saying? Anyway, perhaps knowing that will finally convince you that we are through.

Rating: n/a

Terminator

2011-08-07
From: Peter
Comments: No, Natalie, I'm not going to IM you. I think we should go our separate ways. I'm glad you're a carpet-cleaning bitch-dyke now; it makes it easier for me to say goodbye to you and to put that part of my life behind me forever. I would like to apologize for how I treated you much of the time. I should not have referred to you as Fatalie, but I did, more often than not, in fact. I should not have told you that I didn't find you sexually attractive, especially during sex; it was absolutely true, you were gross looking, but I shouldn't have said it. I wasn't much of a boyfriend, I admit that, and you (yes, even you) deserved better. If you can find real happiness in the arms of another woman, be they lipstick lesbian or lady trucker, I'm happy for you and I don't want to do anything to get in the way of that. I've impeded your happiness too much already. To be completely honest, however, I also really don't have the time to renew our relationship as I have decided to devote most of my energies to editing and improving Memory Alpha, the Star Trek wiki encyclopedia. My fellow nerds, dorks, and poindexters need me more than I need fat-girl sex. Porn is now, and forever, my mistress. Live long and prosper, Natalie.

Rating: n/a

Pacmania

2011-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: That would be quite an accomplishment.

Rating: n/a

Pacmania

2011-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: Hmm, I guess I misunderstood your clumsily worded question. No, I would not like to lick your butthole, too many rather dangerous bacteria involved. If you are up to sitting on my face, however, I would be more than happy to eat your sweet box as long as you play with my wee-wee as I do so.

Rating: n/a

Global Defense

2011-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: Look, Paul, I don't like you and you don't like me, but keep up the Reagan bashing and you'll always have a place here on my website. TAX AND SPEND! TAX AND SPEND!

Rating: n/a

Terminator

2011-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: That is a wildly inappropriate remark, Paul. There will be no talk of creampies here. Speaking of creampies, Natalie used to like me to give it to her real deep so she could dig it out with a spoon and eat it. It was sick, sure, but kind of cool at the same time.

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, bet the only thing "long" about it would be the story itself. Douche.

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: No, you're right. I shouldn't have lashed out at you, I've just been under an enormous amount of strain lately. I heard through the grapevine that McDonald's is developing some kind of voice-recognition software to install in all of their drive-thru windows which means that I'll likely be out of a job sometime in the foreseeable future. If it wasn't for this site and the amateur bukkake-style gangbangs that I stage via craigslist, I wouldn't have anything to live for at all.

Rating: n/a

Pacmania

2011-08-05
From: Peter
Comments: That must have been John McCain jabbing at the keyboard with his walker. Bitter old fool, how dare you unleash The World's Most Dangerous MILF upon us all!

Rating: n/a

Super Monaco GP

2011-08-05
From: Peter
Comments: Damn it, Paul, get the fuck off my site with that MAME shit! This is a Master System site, the Sega Master System, not NES, not Genesis, not MAME, the Master System. It was the SMS that took my mind off of my almost perpetual virginity back in the day and it must be given the respect it deserves. Asshole.

Rating:

California Games

2011-08-05
From: Peter
Comments: I don't believe any of that shit, I don't want to believe any of that shit. Guess what, assholes, my mom wasn't hot, your moms weren't hot. On the off chance that maybe they were hot, they sure as holy fuck wouldn't help you jerk off or some such bullshit. Fucking perverts. As for my friend's moms, there were either: a) ugly b) fat or c) ugly and fat. Beyond that they just seemed older than dirt, anyway, and certainly had little interest in molesting their children. Look, there are plenty of places on the internet were you can write that kind of sick shit (believe me, I know), but this is a site devoted to one thing: the Sega Master System. Well, two things if you count the Obama shrine that I'm in the process of creating. Remember kids, give a hoot, shoot a Republican in the face (though they do have most of the guns).

Rating: n/a

Cyborg Hunter

2011-08-05
From: Peter
Comments: A touching, if pathetic story, Paul. Sounds like your dad is a pretty good guy and you are a fucking no-account loser that couldn't get laid in a women's prison an hour before a meteor destroys the Earth. Yeah, that makes sense you shitbutt! They took away my Zoloft! AAAAAHHHHH!

Rating: n/a

Castle of Illusion

2011-08-05
From: Peter
Comments: You think I don't know what that means? I'm Peter! PETER!

Rating: n/a

Cyber Shinobi

2011-08-05
From: Peter
Comments: I'm the only one who knows what you're talking about, Peter.

Rating: n/a

Cyber Shinobi

2011-08-05
From: Peter
Comments: You're probably right, Peter.

Rating: n/a

Gangster Town

2011-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: That, sir, is a completely inappropriate comment. The only dick I have ever licked was my own and I hurt my neck pretty bad doing it. As for Dead Angle, why don't you make your own fucking website and devote a page to Dead Angle there. Dipshit.

Rating: n/a

Asterix

2011-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: Shut up, Scott, no one wants to hear about the objects of your depraved sexual fantasies. Catherine Deneuve is holding up to the ravages of age very well, though. I'd sure as shit do her if she happened upon the door of my Unabomber-style shack deep in the Sierras (which is why I still have dial-up). I'm not holding my breath for that to happen, but one time Tina Yothers of the old sitcom Family Ties did actually shown up. We fucked like animals for two solid weeks, then I gave her some homemade venison jerky and she went on her way.

Rating: n/a

Pacmania

2011-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: No, Paul, he's calling you a fucking retard, that's what. You've got bigger worries than what some old video game ghost is saying. Did you see the stock market drop today? What if Obama isn't the Messiah? No, no, my faith in Him mustn't weaken.

Rating: n/a

Bank Panic

2011-08-04
From: Peter
Comments: Maybe I've been to hard on you, Paul. After all, you do post comments about the actual games most of the time, not just bullshit stories about how your mommy would watch you jerk off or some such shit. Keep up the good work, Paul, and vote Democratic.

Rating: n/a

Special Crime Investigation

2011-08-03
From: Peter
Comments: Fuck off, you limp-dicked pussy. Where's Natalie? I needs to throat-fuck that bitch.

Rating: n/a

Special Crime Investigation

2011-08-02
From: Peter
Comments: Right, Robert, and I'm sure you're visiting this site in between performing brain surgeries. Fuck.

Rating: n/a

Special Crime Investigation

2011-07-31
From: Peter
Comments: I scour the internet day and night for porn featuring women that look like my sister. Do I have a problem? I mean, it's not like she's fat or ugly...

Rating: n/a

Special Crime Investigation

2011-07-31
From: Peter
Comments: No, I stopped fucking you because you were fat, I dumped you because you smelled like shit. Come to think of it, though, that was mostly the result of you being so damn fat. So I guess, indirectly, I did dump you because you were fat. If you ever slim up and wash yourself good, drop me a line.

Rating: n/a

After Burner

2011-07-14
From: Peter
Comments: Really? Your "A" material is dial-up jokes. Why bother coming back?

Rating: n/a

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-07-14
From: Peter
Comments: Congratulations, you can hack a bullshit website that nobody gives a fuck to even visit 99% of the time, but you sure as fuck can't write anything remotely clever or funny. Oh, well, guess the occasional cyber-tantrum is better than nothing at all.

Rating: n/a

My Hero

2011-07-14
From: Peter
Comments: Just noticed the copyright Chris Wopat 1997-2011, down there. 2011? Really? Tell me (I would say "us", but we both know there's no us) if you're acting as potential solution or as the problem. Sorry if I forgot to ignore this site like everyone else.

Rating: n/a

Alien Syndrome

2011-07-14
From: Peter
Comments: Sorry, babe, but when it comes to the crabs, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Get the special shampoo and get the fuck lost, skank.

Rating: n/a

Master of Darkness

2011-07-07
From: Peter
Comments: There will be a day when someone shows up to this page and actually gets that reference and they will enjoy a laugh. Oh, yes, they will laugh.

Rating: n/a

Submarine Attack

2011-05-14
From: Peter
Comments: Perhaps I've judged you too harshly, Mush. It was war, you did what you thought was right. A terrible decision had to be made, one way or the other, and you made it. It is not my place to condemn you for it. Rest your oar, sailor.

Rating: n/a

Rainbow Islands

2011-05-06
From: Peter
Comments: If you want to make a fake redirect, at least do it well. Petulant bitch.

Rating: n/a

Populous

2011-04-27
From: Peter
Comments: I've got to say, I'm very disappointed by President Obama's release of his so-called long form birth certificate. Any person that would believe such birther garbage in the first place would never vote for Obama, so there is really no real reason to cave to the ridiculous demand to release the "real birth certificate. This shit has been settled over and over again, at least for anyone with a modicum of common sense. Belief in conspiracy theories such as the birther bullshit becomes nothing short of an article of faith, there is no threshold of proof that can ever be met to convince a true believer that he or she is wrong. Can't be done. I've had the misfortune of dealing with Holocaust deniers and with the slightly less unpleasant Moon Landing Hoax believers, and they all believe what they believe regardless of the amount of evidence to the contrary. There is a school of thought on such matters that believes it is important and constructive to engage conspiracy nuts in actual debate, not to change their minds, but to possibly influence the poor souls that either might not know any better or are dumb enough to fall for such conspiratorial bullshit. If those people want to try it, more power to them, but I quickly found it to be a waste time, much like Populous.

Rating:

Championship Hockey

2011-04-26
From: Peter
Comments: Poor Cindy, still recovering from his torn hymen, having to watch Tampa win again to force a game seven against his troglodytic bedmates. Chin up, Cindy, or else Jordan Staal's nuts will slap you in the eyes.

Rating: n/a

Rampart

2011-04-25
From: Peter
Comments: Boy, the things done in my name. Anyway, I always liked Rampart, something about killing old-timey Euros, I guess.

Rating:

Mak Kong

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: It's been so long, I can't remember what some of them mean. Relatively few are actually nonsense.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Hmm...after further readings, I guess there is a good solid helping of nonsense, with references to Qaddafi, Reagan, Bush, Saddam Hussein, Brezhnev and the like sprinkled liberally throughout. Oh yes, and two Juan de Fuca related posts.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Let's see what all I can remember regarding references (I'll skip ones I don't know about anymore or are self-explanatory): Elmo from Sesame Street, Bush/War on Terror, love ones that passed away, Lend-Lease, a Burger King commercial, The ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach, Atheists, a Rainbow song, racism (maybe), the Bush twins (most monkey references are to George W. Bush), Hottentot aprons (elongated labia), daxma (Zoroastrian custom of placing the dead for vultures to eat), Popocatepetl (volcano in Mexico), Neville Chamberlain, Reagan versus Qaddafi, James Oberg and KAL flight 007, pornstar Taylor Rain, the Strait of Juan de Fuca, the Juan de Fuca plate subducting under the North American plate, Huygens probe landing on Saturn's moon Titan (the ESA's greatest moment)...uh, that's enough for now.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: "The sun only makes it colder now"...that one's been bugging me, but I think it is a reference to the local weather here during winter. It either tends to be too wet and warm for snow or too clear and cold for snow. Tough on schoolchildren hoping to get a snow day.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Funny, a few are actually game related, if often obliquely.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Okay, let's continue: "Yi Il" is a reference to the 16th century Japanese invasion of Korea, Mao Zedong, the influence of the Korean War on the Vietnam War, the presence of Soviet premier Alexei Kosygin in Vietnam during the start of Operation Rolling Thunder, the flea-killing properties of diatomaceous earth, molluscum contagiosum (a relatively benign STD), an obscure reference to Coast Guard participation in the Vietnam War, couvade is sympathetic pregnancy...eh, fuck this, no one is going to read it.

Rating: n/a

Slap Shot

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: I would hope that Mike Richards be sodomized repeatedly for his crimes, but he'd just like it. Shit, Pronger hurt his hand giving Richards an especially vigorous reach-around during their lovemaking.

Rating: n/a

Cyber Shinobi

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Good ol' Blueballs the Pirate. Anyone remember Bianca's Smut Shack, the masturbation annex?

Rating: n/a

Championship Hockey

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Nashville eliminated Anaheim today. How does Mike Fisher celebrate? Same way he always does, by giving Carrie Underwood a fucking. How does he celebrate that? Yet another fucking. The consolation prize when Nashville is eliminated from the playoffs? You guessed it, giving Carrie Underwood a fucking. Not really fair to the rest of us, is it?

Rating: n/a

Olympic Winter Games 1994

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Speaking of fucked up pages, Rainbow Islands is even worse. I guess being a dickless moron with minor league hacking skills is a bad combination.

Rating: n/a

Phantasy Star

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Another electronic temper tantrum.....

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2011-04-24
From: Peter
Comments: Wow, another person was here, if only briefly.

Rating: n/a

Mahjong

2011-04-20
From: Peter
Comments: That is bullshit below; whomever wrote it is a no-account, dickless, pile of shit. Do I have a girlfriend? No. Who needs one with an endless supply of free pornography courtesy of the internet? Thanks, Al Gore!

Rating: n/a

Olympic Gold

2011-04-20
From: Peter
Comments: Sam not good at pole vaulting? Well, perhaps not in a traditional sense, but his backside has served as the box for many a man's pole.

Rating: n/a

Rambo III

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: Yeah, well I don't miss you, bitch. You gots a stank ass pussy!

Rating: n/a

Rambo: First Blood Part II

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: It's up to you if we're still friends. In any event, I made your momma queef so loud last night it actually broke a window in y'alls house. Sorry if we woke your bitch ass up. Your moms loves the taste of my nut.

Rating: n/a

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: Also note that I can longer spell worth a shit for some reason. Is to much blood flowing to my massive, throbbing member? Probably.

Rating: n/a

Missile Defense 3-D

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: Amen to that, Cleedus. Not only did Reagan rape America with his unilateralism and mythic "welfare queens", he is also (even now from beyond the grave) putting evil thoughts into my brain. It was he that forced my to expose myself to a group of middle school girls. They acted all upset, but I could tell some of them were into it.

Rating: n/a

Great Football

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: Don't think I forgot about your dumb ass, Sarah! You insulted the wrong motherfucker; it doesn't matter how long ago it was, you said what you said. Can't be undone. You're getting buttfucked. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, soon your shit will be packed like no shit before it has even been packed. Then you're getting a load in the face.

Rating: n/a

Great Golf

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: I neglected to mention my penchant for stealing young girls' panties, ejaculating onto them, and then returning them, placing them under the girl's pillow along with a crisp one dollar bill. Is it wrong? No.

Rating: n/a

Kings Quest

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: You hate cats? Well, then, you've made a very powerful enemy my friend. You will rue the day you said that.

Rating: n/a

Vigilante

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: What the hell? No one has to tell me what rape is! Every fucking parole hearing I have to listen to that same shit. They all want it, some just pretend that they don't. Does a farmer ask the dirt if it's okay to plant seed in it? Of course not. Why, then, should I?

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: No one calls me a jive turkey! Consider all of your female relatives raped.

Rating: n/a

New Zealand Story

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: New Zealand Story? I've finally found a video game about incest and displacing the noble Maori people. ANZUS NO MORE! Leave them to rot like the dying pigs they are!

Rating: n/a

My Hero

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: Excuse my last post, Swift. It was written under the influence of angel dust. While it does make me even less coherent than normal, it also gives me incredible sexual powers the likes of which neither you nor the young girls I debauch can comprehend.

Rating: n/a

Andre Agassi Tennis

2011-04-11
From: Peter
Comments: Used to do blow with Agassi all the time back in the day. Blow and hookers. Meth, too. In fact, I was on meth the time I went ass-to-pussy on Steffi Graf. She got a rather nasty infection out of it. Still likes ol' Peter to give her a good dick slapping every now and again, though. Great lady.

Rating: n/a

WWF: Steel Cage

2010-05-15
From: Peter
Comments: An 8-bit game just cannot capture the intense homoeroticism of professional wrestling.

Rating:

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2010-05-15
From: Peter
Comments: Nice to be appreciated as per 2008-03-12. Shame I didn't see it sooner.

Rating:

Predator 2

2010-05-14
From: Peter
Comments: Where's Sister Souljah's post?

Rating:

Rambo: First Blood Part II

2010-05-14
From: Peter
Comments: It's lonely here now. How sad.

Rating:

Slap Shot

2010-05-14
From: Peter
Comments: The greatest thing about this game is that it was created in a world where hockey was not yet being ruled by (or on the behalf of) one Cindy Crysby of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Her skills are undeniable, but the constant whining and diving and menstruation have already brought me to the point of rooting for the Habs. How sick is that?

Rating:

Slap Shot

2010-05-14
From: Peter
Comments: Just to correct my earlier post: the player I mentioned is actually named Sidney Crosby, not Cindy Crysby, who is, by all accounts, not a woman at all, but rather a homosexual male. For some reason I reflexive refer to Crosby as Cindy Crysby, perhaps because he is a petulant little pissant that the NHL pushes down everyone's throat (the irony being that Crosby pushes himself down the throats of twinks almost every night). In my defense, however, it must be noted that you cannot spell Crosby without C-R-Y.

Rating:

Championship Hockey

2010-05-14
From: Peter
Comments: Good, another hockey game that is 100% Sidney Crosby-free. Sorry your retarded Russian friend Geno couldn't carry your bitch ass to another Finals this year, Cindy. Too bad.

Rating:

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2009-06-27
From: Peter
Comments: Now Michael is molesting boys in heaven...wait...that's not how it works. Oh, well.

Rating: n/a

Duck Tales

2008-07-09
From: Peter
Comments: Perhaps they are just idiots who think that they are rating the rather mundane cartoon series.

Rating: n/a

Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2008-03-30
From: Peter
Comments: Never really cared for this one.

Rating: n/a

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2008-02-09
From: Peter
Comments: I once sniffed a shit stain in some dirty panties and it made me think of this game.

Rating: n/a

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2008-02-03
From: Peter
Comments: You are a mean person. I happen to know that Rambo could beat you up for me.

Rating: n/a

Rambo III

2008-01-27
From: Peter
Comments: Peter is a tool.

Rating:

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2008-01-27
From: Peter
Comments: This game came into my room the other night and touched me :-/

Rating:

Mahjong

2008-01-27
From: Peter
Comments: I still need a girlfriend. I'm sooo obsessed with the video game Rambo III! agh, I need a girlfriend bad!

Rating:

Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2007-02-28
From: peter
Comments: steve they some can if the bottom of the cartridge is the rite length

Rating:

Home Alone

2007-02-07
From: Peter
Comments: Remember kids, it always costs extra to get a prostitute to pee on you.

Rating: n/a

Micro Machines

2007-02-07
From: Peter
Comments: I haven't played the game, but I remember the toys. Yes...in fact, I remember that they helped fill a long neglected niche within the toy car market: the tiny and and easy to lose market. How many times did I find myself playing with Hot Wheels or Matchbox Cars and think to myself, "This is fun and all, but these sure are difficult to accidentally misplace". Thanks to Micro Machines I never had to fear being able to find my toy cars. Plus they present a much greater choking hazard.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2007-01-30
From: Peter
Comments: No, it's good to see some of them again.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2007-01-30
From: Peter
Comments: Oops, I meant "yes, I appreciate it", but somehow my brain was thinking "no, I don't mind" or the like. That's syphilis, for you. I guess I'm a bit out of practice at this, too.

Rating: n/a

Mirracle Warriors

2007-01-29
From: Peter
Comments: Where my dogs at?

Rating: n/a

Rambo III

2007-01-29
From: Peter
Comments: Hello?

Rating: n/a

Smurfs

2006-09-11
From: Peter
Comments: I'm proud of the work I've done here.

Rating:

Captain Planet

2006-09-04
From: Peter
Comments: It has an average score of 10.0 because only one reviewer has actually given the game a rating. Only the reviews with ratings given seem to be counted.

Rating: n/a

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2006-09-04
From: Peter
Comments: Why not spell it right?

Rating: n/a

Great Golf

2006-09-01
From: Peter
Comments: If you just hadn't TOLD me not to, I wouldn't have done it. By the way, this game gets better and better!

Rating:

Great Golf

2006-09-01
From: Peter
Comments: I meant no offense, but I'll post where I wish.

Rating: n/a

Great Golf

2006-08-31
From: Peter
Comments: You know what, I change my mind. This game is slightly better than I gave it credit for just a minute ago.

Rating:

Great Golf

2006-08-31
From: Peter
Comments: Here I am, bitch.

Rating:

Casino Games

2006-08-30
From: Peter
Comments: You're right. My apologies on being so harsh. The spam was ruining this site and you did what you had to do.

Rating: n/a

Casino Games

2006-08-28
From: Peter
Comments: That must be one hell of a spam filter, Chris.

Rating: n/a

Geralddinho

2006-08-28
From: Peter
Comments: If I'm not mistaken, I believe it is a Brazilian version of Teddy Boy much like Sapo Xule is for Psycho Fox.

Rating: n/a

Streets of Rage

2006-08-28
From: Peter
Comments: If you scroll down on this site's opening page, you'll notice that the creator of the site updated it several weeks ago to allow us to comment on any and all games listed (though some games aren't listed; Dead Angle and Poseidon Wars 3-D to name two). Previous to that, many if not most games listed on the games page were unavailable for viewing or commenting.

Rating: n/a

Wonder Boy

2006-08-27
From: Peter
Comments: Well, I found this to be the most fun of the Wonderboy games, though I really don't like any of them. Does that count as saying it is better?

Rating: n/a

Great Baseball

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: I'm not fixing anything. You gave your opinion on the game, I gave mine. Isn't that the point?

Rating: n/a

Joe Montana Football

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: I quite liked this game, actually. It was far better than Great Football and had much greater playability than Walter Payton Football. The only real fault I can cite for this game is the fact that there are only two team colors, red and blue. That one problem aside, I found it to be the best SMS football game.

Rating: n/a

Great Baseball

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: I must respectfully disagree, Danny. I found Reggie Jackson Baseball to be the better game between the two, though both are quite good.

Rating: n/a

Streets of Rage

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: In fairness, it should be noted that it has only been possible to comment on this game for about a week.

Rating: n/a

E-Swat

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Wish I could help with that one, but it's not really a good time. My phone lines are already burdened with warrantless wire-taps, my assests both home and abroad have been frozen, and there's an unmarked van parked outside of my house most of the time. I don't know what the deal is. Just because I'm a registered Democrat and I write out checks to some of my friends who just happen to be named Hamas, Hezbollah, and Al Qaeda. Just a coincidence, assholes. I mean, fuck, how many Al's are there in the world. Too many to pick on me. Fuck you, FBI! Fuck you, Bush!

Rating: n/a

E-Swat

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Fuck, I put Whitney instead of Whitey. My subconscious mind must have been thinking about Whitney Houston and somehow her name was placed where jackass Whitey's should have been. Perhaps the endless stream of pure white cocaine that flows effortlessly up Whitney's nose further clouded the issue. Also, I bet Bobby Brown blames a lot of things on "Whitey". In any event, I'm sorry for any confusion over my thoughtless mistake.

Rating: n/a

E-Swat

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: Hmm...that Mighty Whitney. He sure was a stupid asshole, but in that one instance he was honest, even to himself.

Rating: n/a

Mortal Kombat 3

2006-08-24
From: Peter
Comments: You've got bigger things to worry about, buddy. Accused child abusers, especially child murderers, don't fare very well in the joint. There may be no honor among theives, but cons take a dim view of kiddie rapers. Whatever you did or believe you did or wanted to do to young JonBenet will be repaid in kind within the walls of your cell and your ass. Guilty or not, you'll be in the system long enough to get the Jeffrey Dahmer treatment.

Rating: n/a

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2006-08-23
From: Peter
Comments: Okay, Danny, you say that this game is the best, but on the other page you say that the original Sonic is the best. Which is it, Danny? I want you to decide once and for all which is the best. You can't have two bests.

Rating: n/a

Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2006-08-22
From: Peter
Comments: Good, if I can prevent just one person from playing Montezuma's Revenge, then all of my efforts here have been worth it. Zool is another good choice to stay away from, though Bank Panic is good enough to hold one's attention for a couple of minutes. It does suck to be sure, but playing it will do no lasting damage, quite unlike the aforementioned Montezuma's Revenge.

Rating: n/a

Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2006-08-21
From: Peter
Comments: I know the question wasn't posed to me, but I'll chime in anyway. My vote for worst SMS game is Montezuma's Revenge. I can give you no more than a cryptic warning to avoid it because it is indescribably bad.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: Cheap and nasty? As much as that tempts me to make a comment about somebody's mother, I shall refrain from doing so.

Rating: n/a

Speedball

2006-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: Speedball...no thanks. I'd rather wait for the console version of Angel Dust.

Rating: n/a

Assault City

2006-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: Assault City, huh. I guess they mean Detroit.

Rating: n/a

Heroes of the Lance

2006-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: Damn! Another careless mistake on my part. That's what I get for trying to type while I masturbate. Live and learn, I guess.

Rating: n/a

Heroes of the Lance

2006-08-20
From: Peter
Comments: Hereos of the Lance? More like Loads of the Pants.

Rating: n/a

Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2006-08-19
From: Peter
Comments: Anyone else remember when this page was blessed with photograph of a comely young Japanese lady defacating onto her herself. That was a wild scene, my friend, though I don't really understand the appeal that some find in such an act.

Rating: n/a

Dino Basher

2006-08-19
From: Peter
Comments: I can't believe that someone hated Dean Martin enough to actually make such a game. It's sick, really. For shame.

Rating: n/a

Light Corridor

2006-08-19
From: Peter
Comments: I can't say that I've heard of this game. Must be some sort of Interior Design simulator. Something like, "Press the D-button up or down to select the desired carper swatch" or "Press button 1 to hang mirrors to create the illusion of more space". If my idea is correct, it sounds like a great gaming experience.

Rating: n/a

Light Corridor

2006-08-19
From: Peter
Comments: Fuck! I misspelled "carpet". My syphilis must be advancing quicker than previously thought. Well, you know what they say, a moment with Venus, a lifetime with Mercury.

Rating: n/a

Smurfs

2006-08-19
From: Peter
Comments: Oddly enough, this game kind of makes me horny. It's not as sick as it sounds, it's just that I remember playing this game the first time my girlfriend let me touch her smurfs. As the relationship progressed, she would let me finger-smurf her smurf as well as eat her smurf. She would occasionally smurf my smurf, but she said it made her uncomfortable. Eventually, we went all out. One time I remember smurfing her smurf while she smurfed her smurf with a smurf. As a finale, I pulled out my smurf from her smurf and smurfed all over her face. For my birthday one year she let me rub my smurf between her smurfs until I was ready to smurf. Then she let me smurf in her mouth. I eat a lot of fruit so she said she didn't mind the taste of my smurf, though again, having my smurf in her mouth generally made her uncomfortable. Then, after months of begging, she finally let me smurf her in the smurf. Her smurf was so smurfing tight that I smurfed my smurf deep inside her smurf after only a couple of minutes. It was cool for a change, but I really prefer smurfing her in the smurf. Besides, she said it was pretty painful to take my smurf into her smurf. Good times.

Rating: n/a

Alien Syndrome

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: I agree that fighting spam is important, but I can't help but have a persecution complex from seeing which posts have been purged and which have not. In any event, it's nice to see the Classic Comments, though modesty prevents me from saying which ones are the products of my own diseased mind.

Rating: n/a

Wonderboy 4

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: Well, if the other Wonderboy games are anything to go on, then NO. Good luck finding the ROM, though.

Rating: n/a

Laser Ghost

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: Scariness aside, what good would it do to shoot a ghost? Oh shit, I've actually commented on a game!

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: I understand the desire to get rid of spam, indeed I am quite appreciative of your efforts in doing so. However, most of my posts that were deleted made no mention of any prescription drugs, nor did they contain a URL. More worrisome is how posts written by me were removed while posts written by someone posing as me were left intact.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: By the way, falz, where is Dead Angle? That's one of my all time favorite SMS games.

Rating: n/a

Alien Syndrome

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: Hey Classic Comments, have you saved any of the posts that were posted under the name "Rastan"? Only two survived the Great Purge and one of them was written by recently by someone else.

Rating: n/a

Battle Out Run

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: That's funny, but I still think a bit unfair to Mr. Chamberlain. Though it can be no consolation to the people of Czechoslovakia, Chamberlain held no illusions about Hitler and Nazi Germany. He simply saw Munich as a way of buying time until the United Kingdom could be made more ready for the coming war. Another thought, does that part of the world come back to life once said penis is returned to it's normal place?

Rating: n/a

Rastan

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: Thanks, I appreciate that. I'm glad someone has preserved some of that crazy shit.

Rating: n/a

Alien Syndrome

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: Thanks again for meeting my request. Anyway, there were only three or four really good ones, one of which was intact. The others are most likely on the Golden Axe or Golden Axe Warrior pages, or at least on the page of some other medieval themed fantasy game like Golvellius or Miracle Warriors.

Rating: n/a

Mirracle Warriors

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: I'd rather not believe it myself and I know that a good number of other posts were deleted as well (some of Sam's, for example), but I did notice one day that most of the surviving posts by "Peter" were ones written by my imposter. I'm not a conspiracy nut by any means, but it did piss me off.

Rating: n/a

Golden Axe Warrior

2006-08-18
From: Peter
Comments: That's good shit!

Rating: n/a

Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2006-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: Thanks, PG. Here I am taking the time to write a meanspirited response to some dumbfuck and I get attacked for it! What a world, my friend, what a world. I guess people that can post a coherent thought stick out here like a sore thumb. I accept it as my cross to bear for not being an idiot.

Rating: n/a

Columns

2006-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: That's pretty good, Andy. I only got two jewels and they're both slapping against your mom's chin right now. Needless to say, I am having a more difficult time typing this message than would typically be the case.

Rating: n/a

Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2006-08-08
From: Peter
Comments: Well put, Blow Job Max. The only good spam is the kind that comes in a little tin that you can dice into little chunks, fry up in a pan, and then sprinkle liberally onto the pudenda of a comely young woman so as to take your sustenance whilst performing admittedly indifferent cunnilingus upon her. Now that was a disturbing run-on sentence.

Rating: n/a

Mortal Kombat

2006-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: Not me, but I would like to hit you in the head with a baseball bat.

Rating: n/a

Sonic the Hedgehog

2006-08-06
From: Peter
Comments: And you're not? You are posting messages on a site dedicated to old video games.

Rating: n/a

Mortal Kombat 2

2006-07-20
From: Peter
Comments: This is an easy one. You know who ISN'T still tight? Your mother, that's who. I blame myself.

Rating: n/a

Phantasy Star

2006-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: I may have encountered something similar to that just last night. I happened to glance down at one point and I saw what appeared to be some small little monster completely covered by fur. Turns out it was the top of your sister's head. I had completely forgotten that she was performing oral sex on me at the time. I would like to thank her for the least memorable fellatio of my life.

Rating: n/a

Penguin Land

2006-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: I have to agree with you on this one, killing those bitch-ass polar bears was very satisfying. Sadly though, real polar bears may soon follow them into oblivion due to global warming.

Rating: n/a

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2006-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: Who are you calling "fag", little girl. You need to watch your language, you little sperm dumpster cunt.

Rating: n/a

Sonic the Hedgehog

2006-07-19
From: Peter
Comments: It sure sounds like you want somebody to suck your dick or ass. The whole Sonic thing is just a pretext for you to scare up some homotastic action here on-line, isn't it?

Rating: n/a

Scramble Spirits

2006-07-18
From: Peter
Comments: Bomb away, my Israeli friends, but save a few for Mr. Ahmadinejad.

Rating: n/a

The Ninja

2006-07-13
From: Peter
Comments: I would like to watch if you were to replace the baby with a really hot chick and replace yourself with another really hot chick. I am a great supporter of lesbianism.

Rating: n/a

My Hero

2006-07-13
From: Peter
Comments: If somebody mugs your sorry ass I bet you won't be looking around for a fucking hedgehog to help you. Here's to you getting beaten up, robbed, and sodomized in a dark alley. Where's your hedgehog now?

Rating: n/a

The Ninja

2006-07-12
From: Peter
Comments: I try not to judge people, but that kind of shit can get you in serious trouble. Then you'll get to meet lots of interesting people in prison, some of whom probably would love to rub their dicks all over your face.

Rating: n/a

Out Run 3D

2006-07-05
From: Peter
Comments: Don't be to hard on yourself. Fat girl pussy is still pussy.

Rating: n/a

Out Run 3D

2006-07-05
From: Peter
Comments: Oh....nevermind.

Rating: n/a

Arcade Smash Hits

2006-07-04
From: Peter
Comments: Sounds pretty good to me.

Rating: n/a

Arcade Smash Hits

2006-07-03
From: Peter
Comments: I'm not sure what much of that means, but congratulations on your success nonetheless.

Rating: n/a

Sonic the Hedgehog

2006-07-01
From: Peter
Comments: You're really only describing forcible rape. Consideration must also be given to so-called statutory rape. Said offense occurs when an adult engages in otherwise consensual sex with a person or persons below the legal age of consent. Regardless, everyone here knows full well what rape is. Many of us have likely done time for it, though in my case the bitch said she was eighteen.

Rating: n/a

Missile Defense 3-D

2006-07-01
From: Peter
Comments: You just don't listen, cocksucker!

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-07-01
From: Peter
Comments: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but I guess I hate you, too.

Rating: n/a

Pro Wrestling

2006-06-29
From: Peter
Comments: That is an interesting thought, aiming might be a problem, though, especially the higher up you go.

Rating: n/a

Astro Warrior

2006-06-29
From: Peter
Comments: Yes...I think it has something to do with their conservative, head-to-toe dress and general piousness. It makes me want to corrupt them and ruin their lives with an unspeakable torrent of my sinful and disgusting appetites. Fuck barn-raisings, I want to raise them dresses! Hoist thine linens, bitches, daddy coming home and he's gonna use the backdoor. I like the bonnets, too.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-29
From: Peter
Comments: It's not illegal to burn Old Glory, but many of our less thoughtful citizens would like it to be. I guess I better burn all of my flags while I can.

Rating: n/a

Phantasy Star

2006-06-28
From: Peter
Comments: Yes, I was going to answer, but noticed that someone had taken it upon themselves to answer for me. I have a fair collection of Master System games from my younger days, but I do not now seek to enlarge it because my console bought the farm several years ago. Basically, they sit gathering dust.

Rating: n/a

Mortal Kombat 2

2006-06-28
From: Peter
Comments: It's nice to know that with diseases such as West Nile virus and an Avian Flu pandemic threatening us the pharmaceutical industry can continue to develop new ways of giving old men boners. Face it limp-dicks, if you can't get an erection, you probably don't need one anyway.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-28
From: Peter
Comments: Not much. Incidentally, I've managed to watch a couple World Cup games. It may be the beautiful game, but I just don't see it. I guess it's all a matter of what you grow up around. I'm sure you have the same reaction to "American" football or baseball. I was very much rooting against Team USA during the World Cup. I feared that a more successful run by the American team would result in greater popularity of soccer here with the concomitant danger of diverting athletic talent away from the sports that we Americans really love. The idea of some young boy going with mommy or daddy to a sporting goods store and asking for a soccer ball instead of a baseball bat, football, basketball, or hockey stick sends chills down my spine. That's all for now, it's such a nice day out, I think I'll go burn a flag as is my right as an American. I was wondering, Sam, is it legal for Britons to burn the Union Jack (or Union Flag, whatever)as a sign of protest?

Rating: n/a

Arcade Smash Hits

2006-06-28
From: Peter
Comments: That is good news.

Rating: n/a

Astro Warrior

2006-06-28
From: Peter
Comments: Normally yes, but I know my share of Mormons that drink and smoke. It's just as easy for an Amish person to stray from the path of righteousness.

Rating: n/a

Pro Wrestling

2006-06-28
From: Peter
Comments: Here's another random thought: a bet a "Prince Albert" really hurts.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Peter
Comments: Wopat "updated" the site a week ago, as he tries to explain (or explain away) on the front page. In any event, he deleted a lot of shit that shouldn't have been, including every single "the voices!!!!" post. Prick.

Rating: n/a

Pro Wrestling

2006-06-27
From: Peter
Comments: I know my name isn't Peter, too, but if I could erase people's posts, wouldn't I have done so to keep others from posing as me?

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Peter
Comments: Exactly. He doesn't give a fuck for almost four years and then suddenly gives a shit about cleaning up the site? Ridiculous.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Peter
Comments: By the way, Sam, where have you been? Given that the World Cup is going on, perhaps I should ask German riot police.

Rating: n/a

American Baseball

2006-06-27
From: Peter
Comments: At least Mr. Wopat got rid of his elusive spambots, right casino-chips.xe?

Rating: n/a

Astro Warrior

2006-06-27
From: Peter
Comments: You better hope some apostate Amish person doesn't see that. They're bad mother-fuckers!

Rating: n/a

Rambo III

2006-06-25
From: Peter
Comments: I had nothing to do with any spambots. Why were most of my posts excised from the site?

Rating: n/a

Sonic the Hedgehog

2006-06-22
From: Peter
Comments: You have real problems.

Rating: n/a

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2006-06-21
From: Peter
Comments: Be sure to take a picture with some sort of reference object like a ruler so we can get a true appreciation of said huge dump. It will also help determine if it was a truly mammoth bowel movement. Did you dry-land it?

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-21
From: Peter
Comments: Well, sure. A pile of dead babies costs practically nothing.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-21
From: Peter
Comments: While we're on dead baby jokes, here's my favorite: what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2006-06-21
From: Peter
Comments: I'm just happy they've found each other. It can be a lonely world.

Rating: n/a

Action Fighter

2006-06-21
From: peter
Comments: fgff

Rating:

Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-01
From: Peter
Comments: when i dont gobble up every last drop of daddys seamen when he skullfucks me... he confiscates my dictionary and spellchecker for a whole week! usually on return of these items i have to give him a good hard shafting in the arse!! at the end of the day i dont mind fucking my own father... but i get quite emotional when he takes away my dictionary (my own bible) (my weapon against people on the internet) (my weapon of mass-turbation.) ... but i wouldent mind if he just made me skullfuck him a bit more... taking these items from me is like taking a pacemaker away from someone, or taking a cane from a blind man,.... i am fucked without it!

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Rambo III

2006-05-31
From: Peter
Comments: That's strange...I didn't write that, but it's absolutely true! I am better than Sam in every conceivable way. I truly kick ass!

Rating:

Rambo III

2006-05-28
From: Peter
Comments: Knock it off Sam. Leave natalie out of this! Hey natalie, it's cool you came back to me. I was really hoping we could go see a movie or something. I'm still living with my folks, hope that doesn't bother you. Just ignore the little tit named Sam, he's a fag.

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-18
From: Peter
Comments: Look at me.... I think im so witty and clever because i know/look up long words!!! be afraid of me or ill use a 12 letter word on you!! Take that! im so hard! I have to use big words to compensate for small other things i have. Pity me, its not my fault really,... i was abused as a child.

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-18
From: Peter
Comments: Im sorry daddy.... No... No... please dont do That!!! No No NOOOO please not that, ill do anything!!

Rating:

Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-18
From: Peter
Comments: Yes! (we see peter and his father disapear into the bathroom)

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-18
From: Peter
Comments: Oh yess please Daddy! oh yes!! i can have erotic fun whilst learning new words... (we see peter crouch behind his father ad a vigourous lapping sound is heard)

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-18
From: Peter
Comments: Oh baby.... i think i should tell people things alot more often if i get this!!! Oh dad you were amazing!

Rating:

Thunder Blade

2006-05-18
From: Peter
Comments: Thunder Blade Is My Favorite Game On The Sega Master System.

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Black Belt

2006-05-06
From: Peter
Comments: Hey everybody!! its me Sam! posing as peter! everyone start crying!! (im being serious as well, it is Sam)

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R-Type

2006-02-12
From: Peter
Comments: Im Gay, I stupit peron , ia only talk abou t shit in this post, my rate about my

Rating:

Rambo: First Blood Part II

2005-12-03
From: Peter
Comments: ah ha ha ha ha, shut up faggots and stop trying to pretend your me!

Rating:

Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-10-31
From: Peter
Comments: How about it Laura? Can we talk online? I'll give you my phone number, but you have to promise to call when my Mom and Dad aren't here.

Rating:

Global Defense

2005-10-23
From: Peter
Comments: Oh... how I want Sam to grease up his cock and slide it up my tight unwilling asshole. Pleaseeeeeeeee.... fuck me Sam!

Rating:

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2005-10-04
From: Peter
Comments: Hi Natalie. Just ignore the person. He may be right about me on a lot of issues. Regarding the "HBI", who knows ;-) Natalie, what is your email address?

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R-Type

2005-10-04
From: Peter
Comments: I played this game and scored over 200,000,000 points. I am so smart! I am smarter than you Sam!

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Great Football

2005-10-02
From: Peter
Comments: Sam, did you know that since 1940, the percentage of black families living in poverty had declined from 87 to 26 percent!

Rating:

Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2005-09-26
From: Peter
Comments: Richard, you sound like a moolie.

Rating:

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2005-09-20
From: Peter
Comments: My mom wouldn't allow me to play this game :(

Rating:

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2005-09-20
From: Peter
Comments: I am a baby :-(

Rating:

Missile Defense 3-D

2005-07-22
From: peter
Comments: I quite frankly love this game to a substantiated level. Allow to amplify. The endocinics daiphragm coming out of as radiated colastro waves through the game, make me enjoy it

Rating:

Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2005-04-14
From: peter
Comments: i want u kazz and jerry

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Mortal Kombat 2

2003-06-14
From: peter
Comments: Fuck your'e mum and dad all of you bitches looking at this site

Rating:

The Lion King

2003-01-10
From: peter
Comments: i have looked everywhere for a place to site where i can download this rom. If u have found somewhere to download it pleaz e-mail me aeroplanejelly33@hotmail.com

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Mortal Kombat 2

2002-11-08
From: Peter
Comments: Mortal Combat is such a sweet game. I LOVE MORTAL KOMBAT. I LOVE KICK LUI KANG's ASS. YYYYYAAAAAAAAA

Rating:

Spider Man

2002-06-10
From: Peter
Comments: I havent played the game but is a first contender because of the Movie

Rating:

Cool Spot

2002-05-03
From: peter
Comments: one of the best games i have played,it gets my vote

Rating:

Bonanza Brothers

2002-05-03
From: peter
Comments: took me 10 times to complete and very enjoyable

Rating:

Rocky

2001-06-17
From: Peter
Comments:

Rating:

Rocky

2001-06-17
From: Peter
Comments: It is Excellent

Rating: