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2023-06-30
From: Harley Jarvis (more)
Comments: A more than creditable port of an arcade gem, especially for an 8-bit system. And to the fatties losing weight with Ozempic and the like: you might not be lazy slobs with no will power, but you probably are. Eat less and exercise more you cetaceans.
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2022-01-06
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Hello kids. I'm still here. Over 20 years since I first posted on this site. Unbelievable.
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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: This game rocks
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2013-03-26
From: Sam (more)
Comments: 50. Not bad. Later, nigger haters!
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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Thanks you fucking homo I have an erection after the ''Change my panties''. Still haven't played Rastan but I've played the other barbare games where they asked if I wanted to visit amazons first or rugged men land. Pfff.
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2012-08-16
From: Natalie (more)
Comments: I used to have this recurring dream where I would wake up from a deep sleep and Rastan would be at the side of my bed, looming over me as I lay naked under a thin sheet. He would say nothing, leaving me with feelings of both dread and a sort of sensual near-panic. What would he do to me? Each time it would be the same, though. Wordlessly, he would pull out his giant cock from beneath his loin cloth and present it to me, placing it just in front of my mouth. Though I knew what he now demanded of me, he would say gruffly, "Take me into your mouth, girl. You will surely know when I am done!" I always did as instructed and he would soon climax, filling (and I mean FILLING) my mouth with his thick, faintly sweet cum. I invariably choked on the sheer amount of ejaculate, but would greedily swallow it down each time. "Good girl", he would then say before leaving my room be jumping out the open window. His sword would be drawn by the time he hit the ground and I would, in the dream, drift back to sleep feeling very safe and content (and with a full stomach!). At this point I would awaken for real and usually would have to change my panties, though not before jilling myself to an orgasm of my own! That's but one reason why I love this game.
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2012-05-17
From: Rain (more)
Comments: great game. played this loads when i was about 10 years old after borrowing from a friend. never passed the final level but will have to revisit this one and do just that. Dunno why it's being compared to golden axe though, its not really like it at all. golden axe was a great arrcade game but it's sms counterpart wasn't the best. this sms game is good though. Also the soundtrack is awesome
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2012-03-05
From: Josh (more)
Comments: Another favorite, both because I loved the (extremely difficult) arcade version and because it was challenging without being impossible to beat. Plus, who wouldn't want to be some barbarian dude? Slashing and stabbing your way through hordes of monsters, lopping heads, crushing skulls. No doubt, too, are a good many wenches taken upon your throbbing member before you bury it to the hilt, filling them with your seed. That shit's not in the game, though, unfortunately.
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2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: The truth is I have never played Rastan but now I only realize that this is a fucking Taito game. Taito can never go wrong. I'll try it.
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2012-02-12
From: Ron (more)
Comments: Well, I will concede that that specific part of Danan is better than Rastan, but the rest of the game not so much. Perhaps we can find common ground on this issue after all.
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2012-02-11
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I'm not trying to get in an useless argument but the dude basically punch bitches in the face and probably rapes them offscreen. That's my definition of fun. Make the bitch his mom and that's the definition of this site fun... Fuck that you may be right.
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2012-02-10
From: Ron (more)
Comments: Danan cooler than Rastan? That's the most ignorant thing I've ever heard that didn't come out of Rick Santorum.
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2011-12-11
From: BluBlade (more)
Comments: Danan. Danan the barbarian. That was like this game but cooler. I like women but I also like punching them square in the face with a knife.
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2011-12-10
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Not sure a follow you on that one. In fact, the instruction booklet to this game had topless chicks in it. Well, they were monsters, but monsters with mostly female parts.
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2011-12-09
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: That game with Conan on the same master system looks like it is better. Plus you can Kill women.
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2011-09-25
From: Danny (more)
Comments: Great game, great playability and, especially, great replay value. Beatable, too, quite unlike the arcade version, however spectacular it seemed in its day.
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2011-08-03
From: Ryan (more)
Comments: You were right to chastise Rastan, Peter. In this day and age, it is totally unacceptable to use homophobic slurs the way Rastan did, totally unacceptable. It doesn't matter if Paul is gay or straight, Rastan, it only matters whether or not he can competently write game reviews or implausible stories of adolescent sexual encounters. Those are the things that matter here.
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2011-08-03
From: Rastan (more)
Comments: LOATHSOME FAGGOT! KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHTY RASTAN! Your greatest triumph? YOU DARE CLAIM MY VICTORIES AS YOUR OWN! Your greatest triumph is working up the courage to fondle your best friend's member during a sleepover. I, Rastan the Peerless, Rastan the Brave, Rastan the Deflowerer, Rastan the Dilator, I lop the heads off of countless dragons and satisfy the carnal desires of innumerable women and girls with my turgid man-staff! GO, PAUL! GO WET YOUR BED IN TERROR! For I, Rastan the Bold, Rastan the Defiler, am now your enemy! In this, you are unique only in that you yet draw breath. That will soon be at an end.
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2011-05-10
From: Paul (more)
Comments: This game represented my greatest triumph as a Master System gamer: I completed this game with only one life. Never died, never had to continue. It's not the most difficult game, to be sure, and I realize that many other people probably matched that feat. I'm just mentioning it because I generally sucked at most games due to a pronounced lack of patience. I only did it once, in any event, and a timely acquisition of a fire-sword proved to be the key in defeating the Read Dragon.
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2010-10-20
From: Conan! (more)
Comments: Just make the title turn blue...that's all!
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2010-09-02
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Jesus carried the heavy wooden up the mountain and kill.
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2009-06-16
From: Nebrazca78 (more)
Comments: Everyone who says this is a Golden Axe ripoff is daft. First of all Rastan hit the arcades in 1987 and Golden Axe in 1989. Secondly the viewpoint is totally different. Rastan is a standard view sidescrolling platformer and Golden Axe is isometric view. That in itself makes the gameplay totally different even if some of the moves are similar. Using their flawed logic you could call almost any game with a barbarian and a sword a rip-off. But anyway, enough about those dipshits, this is one of my favorite Master System games and personally I like it a lot more than Golden Axe. It has blood splattering kills, fire-swords, water, goat heads, rods, erotic naked sluts AND flying erotic naked sluts. I mean, it doesn't implicitly say they are sluts but I think that is implied. Once you get the measured jumping down, the control is great too. Some have a low opinion of the music but I think it's a 10, totally classic. Yet another SMS tune I use as a ringtone. The graphics are also nice. The only thing I can even complain about is that sometimes you can run right through a powerup and not get it. But that doesn't happen too much. Some people here say it's too hard, some say too easy. I can beat it without continuing, it is still kinda hard but it's no Time Soldiers. A solid nine!
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2009-03-17
From: Murderfuck, mur (more)
Comments: The arcade version was rock hard. This version was much easier.
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2007-12-16
From: Swift (more)
Comments: The first level may be the hardest, but it is still nothing compared to other games like Captain Silver or so. I've played about a week and then it was game over. Nevertheless, the music and the "feeling" was very good in this game.
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2007-10-05
From: orm and cheep (more)
Comments: the best home conversion of taito's frustating coin-op and more playable. But why is the first level the hardest in the game???
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2007-06-29
From: gozo (more)
Comments: I always thought this game was about a rastafarian and that was the reason the name was Rastan, like som sort of abreviation of rastafarian. And I thought the monsters and the story was part of rastafarian religion or something.
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2006-09-03
From: Aaron (more)
Comments: Superb conversion....i have this game on the pc...origional arcade version...mame....it is truly superb!.....0161 661 0238
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2006-08-18
From: SMS Fan (more)
Comments: My bad on including posts that are still up. I got sloppy. Won't happen again.
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2006-08-18
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Thanks, I appreciate that. I'm glad someone has preserved some of that crazy shit.
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2006-08-18
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-02-06 From: One Who Knows (more) Comments: That's bullshit. I wrote the Rastan post in response to the "thanks rastan" asshole.
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2006-08-18
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-02-06 From: ME (more) Comments: Did you see that? Did you see what just happened there? Thats a perfect example of paranoid schizophrenic. Incase you were too fucking stupid to realise, Thanks Rastan and Rastan were the same person, created by the mind of an ex-poser. Me being one of the ex-posers. If anyone is reading this (doubtful), leave. Just fucking LEAVE! Leave as fast as you can and go back to the other websites you love that lets you eat cakes and sing in front of rainbows made of flowers, just dont ever come to this faggot infested shit hole.
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2006-08-18
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-01-25 From: thanks rastan (more) Comments: this game ruined my 12th birthday. it is shit and i sulked all week. rastan is a twat
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2006-08-18
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-01-25 From: Rastan (more) Comments: You little bitch! I wouldn't worry about what you've gotten over the years for your birthday. If I were you, I'd worry about all the stuff that I didn't get. For example, an intellect. Want another? Okay, how about not ever liking girls the way the other boys did. Or perhaps the simple fact that you can't go to the bathroom without breaking down and crying about how small your pee-pee is. You're just so unlike me, the mighty Rastan, a man endowed with what would normally be meant for a horse. Go now! Ask your mother if I make her wet. Ask her if she thinks of me as she parts her nether lips with her delicate fingers, wishing with all her heart that my great manhood would fill her and make her feel like a complete woman for the first time in her life. Go on, ask. You may be uncomfortable asking such things of your mother, but she is undoubtedly the only woman in your very gay life. Perhaps you too dream of my turgid member being forced inside of you. Yes, it is you who is the twat, or rather you wish you had one so I could penetrate you just like in your darkest fantasies. Pathetic!
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2006-08-03
From: Rastan (more)
Comments: I am rastan, the only hero!
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2006-05-01
From: flat5 (more)
Comments: wikid!
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2006-04-06
From: Deathadder X (more)
Comments: Although I don't like writing small comments, all I really have to say about this game is that is a crappy version of golden axe...enough said.
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2006-03-12
From: Dirceu Macedo (more)
Comments: Excelente esse jogo, adorei. ps: Im from brazil
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2005-12-08
From: Pete (more)
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2005-11-23
From: Sam (more)
Comments: MY GOD THE BOX ART!!!! gotta get this
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2005-10-04
From: MrGerbick (more)
Comments: I love Rastan. I play it on mame everyday before going to work. I find that it juices me up better than coffee. I like mapping the controls out to a DDR floorpad. Anybody else interested in this mod? It's good exercise. Oh, and one other thing, on Halloween, I like to dress up as the level 3 wizard boss.
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2005-06-22
From: firelance (more)
Comments: what a game this truly is up there with the likes of shinobi and wonder boy in monster land
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2005-03-28
From: Joe Buddhapest (more)
Comments: Holy Ass fire!!!!! Rastan heard the comments and he is back to rip ass. Well the ass of someones mother perhaps. But ass none-the-less. I am sure glad I didn't say anything about him, cause my Mom already takes penis from the "Stay-puffed Marshmellow man" which is no easy task... So she tells me
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2005-02-06
From: ME (more)
Comments: Did you see that? Did you see what just happened there? Thats a perfect example of paranoid schizophrenic. Incase you were too fucking stupid to realise, Thanks Rastan and Rastan were the same person, created by the mind of an ex-poser. Me being one of the ex-posers. If anyone is reading this (doubtful), leave. Just fucking LEAVE! Leave as fast as you can and go back to the other websites you love that lets you eat cakes and sing in front of rainbows made of flowers, just dont ever come to this faggot infested shit hole.
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2005-01-25
From: thanks rastan (more)
Comments: this game ruined my 12th birthday. it is shit and i sulked all week. rastan is a twat
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2004-10-18
From: Iron Monking (more)
Comments: I think Rastan needs to give serious thoughts about a suit of armor, and maybe a shotgun.
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2004-08-30
From: rubicks pubes (more)
Comments: This game rocks, you can download the almost identical arcade version and play it on your PC. Just go to www.rastan.net. You also need a mame player ... www.mame.net
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2004-08-07
From: paul frith (more)
Comments: holy shit i forgot about this NOW this is a GOOD game shit hot plenty of replayability
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2004-06-21
From: bart sampson (more)
Comments: this is a truly classic game
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2004-05-28
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Huh ? WTF is going on ? I never posted that last question !!! Someone is impersonating me.
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2004-04-25
From: Nextsatriani (more)
Comments: this game was great, i still have my copy but the console got lost in a fire (sadly) trying to snag a new one on ebay.
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2004-02-09
From: Warrior (more)
Comments: This is my all time favourite Game, i loved it and i love it. I played this in my youth and i m going to play this when i m 60 and older, this game rulez
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2003-08-03
From: Twiggy (more)
Comments: Good game, my sister liked this more, completed it many times as a kid. Find it impossible now
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2003-06-23
From: dirtygarry (more)
Comments: I used to be able to beat this game with 3 quarters or less...i am tryin to get this game on the pc...this game rocked my lame ass.
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2003-06-20
From: LaFemmeVelveeta (more)
Comments: A pretty good translation and quite fun. It would have been nice to have the most difficult boss actually be the final boss. Sega seemed to have a problem with that. It was anticlimatic to say the least. Good ending, though.
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2003-04-08
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: Although I still appreciate the bare breasted monstrosities pictured in the instruction booklet, an appreciation that includes their continued prominence in my sexual fantasies, I now realize that Rastan may be responsible for my confused adolescence. The odd beauty and perceived sluttishness of the Gorgons, Meduzae, and Harpies ran counter to the obvious homoeroticism that permeated the rest of the Rastan universe. While I never truly wavered in my love of and longing for the sweet, sweet tuna taco that only women possess, I couldn't help but admire Rastan's long, flowing hair and powerful musculature. For being the source of this early foray into bi-curiosity I have reduced Rastan's rating by half.
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2003-04-07
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: Rastan was never one of my favorites, but I have to give it a rating of at least 8 because of the topless chicks in the instruction booklet. Thank you for the soft-core porn Sega.
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2003-03-19
From: blabediblah (more)
Comments: I liked this game. But with a name like Rastan--I bought this game thinking it would be about a reggae-loving buffed up rastafanerian. wasn't I embarrased.
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2003-02-25
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Nice game, kinda reminds me of He-man
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2003-02-05
From: rami-el (more)
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2003-02-05
From: rami-el (more)
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2003-01-14
From: RANDY (more)
Comments: I AM THE RASTAN MASTER AND THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE BY ANY SYSTEM NO DISPUTE NUFF SAID
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2002-10-18
From: Lou (more)
Comments: Rastan.....an arcade classic well represented on the good 'ol SMS. I don't know what JEREMY is talking about, but this music was perfect for this style of game! You have to realize that this game originally game out in the arcades in '86! I think the music complemented this game so much that it made it MORE enjoyable. Some frame rate loss in the translation but you owe it to yourself to have this in your collection.
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2002-09-04
From: Alex McMillan (more)
Comments: I have a really vague memory of playing this game for a while and then not being able to get over a particularly high ridge. It was real cool up until that point, then I just got pissed off and turned it off. I think it was probably cool though.
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2002-07-20
From: Brant Casey (more)
Comments: Does anyone know how to find the soundtrack for Rastan? Is it an original work or a classical piece? How can I get hold of it? Please help! Thanks
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2002-07-14
From: Alfred (more)
Comments: Simply the best.
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2002-06-20
From: Apocalypse (more)
Comments: sweet game. great graphs, good playability. get it guys...
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2002-05-02
From: kelesis (more)
Comments: conan have found his master, and his name is rastan. i like the idea of the night falling, even in the bosses temples, quite fun. do you feel the power of his burning sword! it\'s great great great...from France, kill me or die by the sword!
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2002-04-26
From: SMS Gamer 86 (more)
Comments: Fun game but a little on the easy side. Arcade was so much better, but the master system version was decent. A 7 it is.....
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2002-02-09
From: B (more)
Comments: This game kicks ass. I got it in 2001, for 5 bucks. That day was cool, \'cause I also got a Game Axe Color portable Famicom complete for $30.
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2002-01-08
From: toastlad (more)
Comments: I was ( and still am ) obsessed about this game as a kid. As a 11 / 12 year old I used to go to this disreputable little dive masquearading as a cafe that had battered arcade machines in the back, to play games. Sometimes I would run out of money and just stand there staring at them. Anyhoo, there used to be a Rastan Saga machine there, and one time I was killed off quite quickly and out of frusttration I bashed the continue button. To my surprise I noticed this triggered the credit mechanism or something so I kept on doing this and seemingly hours later, eventually finished the game. One of the most memorable gaming experiences of my life. So you can imagine it was with some trepidation that I appraoched this conversion when it was released. And it wasn\'t half bad. Although , it was never quite the same without that resonantt sword CLANG from the arcade version.
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2001-09-09
From: Le Hamster Crou (more)
Comments: Rastan : Why the name? is it for RASTA maN? who knows? fact is, this is a little gem with acctual playability, nuff said... P.S. NO, the game is not imposible to defeat (I can do it every time I play ;p)
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2001-07-12
From: Ahneo L.A. (more)
Comments: Not a perfect traslation, but they tried. the arcade was incredible for it's time and sega did what they could for the SMS version. Tim Davis (above) was right when he mentioned it being impossible to beat because im a pretty good all around gamer and I've never even seen the last level nor do I know anyone who has. Over all, it was one of my favorites for SMS.
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2001-06-12
From: The Undertaker (more)
Comments: This was a great platform game. It kept me entertained for ages.
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2001-05-31
From: TIM DAVIS (more)
Comments: I LOVED THE ARCADE VERSION, BUT THIS ONE WAS JUST OKAY, I REMEMBR THERE WAS A INVINCIBILITY CODE YOU COULD USE OTHER WISE IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT!, OKAY GRAPHICS NOT THE BEST SMS GAME BUT HEY THERE WAS WORSE
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2001-05-22
From: Gam09Bo07 (more)
Comments: This is one of the worse platformers on the Master System. You want a nice, mideval platformer? Play Golden Axe. This game does not compare. Not even close. It's the ultimate example of a "rip off". I've had more than one friend tell me, "I didn't know you had Golden Axe," while playing it. The only reason it gets a 4 is because it didn't slaughter Golden Axe's premise completely. Just barely.
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2001-05-12
From: Vidal (more)
Comments: It was a very good game, I always like the arcade better.
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2001-05-05
From: emjay313 (more)
Comments: THis was a great game, the first game i played on on my own master system, was quite a hard game but it still was good, the graphics whre good and i thought the sound was great. Rock on Rastan!
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2001-04-30
From: Nathan (more)
Comments: I had to cheat but finally won this game. That was a truely great moment in my life. Damn, I need a life.
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2001-04-24
From: Talwar (more)
Comments: Og, god I hate this game. I don't know why but I just...hate it! I was sick and mylittle sister bought this ame for me. Nice idea but the game was so bad that I allmost throw up! DO not buy this game!!!Burn it if you own one!!!!!
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2001-04-05
From: shinobi dude (more)
Comments: cool, Iheard that once you reach the final level you can't continue
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2001-04-02
From: wayne m. (more)
Comments: This guy could kick Conan's ass in a fight. The riddle of steel is that it really hurts like a bitch. Crom. And the graphics really do suck a fat dick but the game is still really fun. The music blows too but then you actually start liking it. Careful when you turn on the cartridge because you'll think someone just puked on your tv screen but try it its fun.
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2001-03-29
From: cyan_b9 (more)
Comments: I grew up playing this game, and I really loved it. It had good graphics, the control wasn't the greatest, the sound was good, but it will remain a classic in my eyes for the rest of my life.
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2001-03-29
From: bed ridden mom (more)
Comments: this game is kinda cool. the artwork was good.but didnt they have this for genesis too?
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2001-03-24
From: Enrique (more)
Comments: Una auténtica joya. Es, simplemente, de los mejores juegos y más comletos. Excelentes gráficos, pegadiza música, un final espectacular... Este juego lo tiene todo y seria una lástma morir sin haber jugado y haberselo acabado
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2001-03-08
From: dandy2000 (more)
Comments: The graphics suck donkey dong and the sound bites too, but this game kicks ass. Too bad it moves a bit slow, but what can you expect from a SMS cpu? Overall, one of my favorite SMS games.
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2001-03-08
From: DragonBlade (more)
Comments: I played this game when I was 8 years old. And still play it till this day. This game kicks ass.
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2001-03-03
From: Rick Lappeman (more)
Comments: This Game rocks...although it is a poor arcade conversion it is still a great medieval platform game with lots of baddies...traps and great end of level bosses...make sure you reach your goal before nightfall or else.......
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2001-02-24
From: Rastan TheMotte (more)
Comments: This game fucking rulz! I played this at 10 years old and I'll play it at 50 !!! Best game ever!
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2001-02-24
From: Kid Icarus (more)
Comments: Hey is that Conan? This game is cool but very hard. One funny thing is the chicks in the instruction manual all have bare tits. Too bad they don't do shit like that anymore. I've never played the arcade version of this game, but this version is a good game in itself.
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