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2012-08-22
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: What the fuck do you amateurs knows about kinghood? I've played this game and it's basically an adventure game where you gotta do shit in order to become the king. It's not about the faggot kind of King that inherited it, it's about the badass one that became one through badassness, killer travels, rape of fair maidens, all that stuff ya knows. Around here anyways the only rapist are me and Scott. you guys are ineligible right now.
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2012-08-21
From: Peter (more)
Comments: You don't have to respond to everything I write, Paul. I certainly wouldn't want you to miss your Dungeons & Dragons themed circle jerk.
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2012-08-21
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Yup, you'd be a shitty king, alright. A king is supposed to lead by example, Peter, and be virtuous and brave. You should not ask one of your subjects to do something that you yourself are not willing to do. So, once again, you suck.
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2012-08-21
From: Peter (more)
Comments: If I was a king, I wouldn't be going on any fucking quest. Get someone else to do it, that's what being a king is all about. You're surrounded by toadies and kiss-asses, make some of them do it.
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2012-08-01
From: Paul (more)
Comments: What the fuck do you know about gnomes, asshole?
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2012-08-01
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Why is there a fucking garden gnome with a shield on the box? Plus, he seems to be levitating somehow. A gnome that powerful need be smote.
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2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Sounds like a cool game.
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2011-05-04
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Hear, hear, I second that about cats. Indeed, my best friend is a cat, which sounds kind of pathetic unless you know that my cat is a full-grown female leopard that I stole from a wildlife sanctuary a couple years ago. She isn't terribly affectionate, but she has smote many an enemy of mine with her mighty claws and teeth! I love you, Cyndi Lopper.
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2011-04-11
From: Peter (more)
Comments: You hate cats? Well, then, you've made a very powerful enemy my friend. You will rue the day you said that.
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2008-08-14
From: Pud (more)
Comments: I fell in a hole, I died. Are you kidding me? I have never seen such crap in a game, you die doing anything. Drown in water, picked up by a witch, push a rock it rolls over on you. What a stupid game.
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2007-11-19
From: BallBuster321 (more)
Comments: I think that kings quest will work great on the master system with that master system arcade joystcik thing.
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2006-09-04
From: SMSM Fan (more)
Comments: I've reached the halfway point in my series of posts called Classic Comments. It's foolish for anyone to think that I'm going to stop now or lose focus.
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2006-09-04
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: Classic Comment, come up with your own "classic comments".
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2006-09-04
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2006-05-29 From: Peter (more) Comments: I have some small blisters on my cock shaft. What do you figure these are? Should I pop 'em?
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2006-09-04
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2004-07-21 From: Staci Keanan (more) Comments: I had sex with a dog once. A German Shepherd. He got stuck in my pussy.
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2006-09-04
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2003-12-23 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: i shall nourish you all!! suckle me!!!
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2006-08-23
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: OK fuck you 'Proper Grammar'. If you are trying to insult me then you must also be insulting the dude who started the website. Or weren't you looking hard enough?
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2006-08-18
From: Proper Grammar (more)
Comments: This is what I'm talking about, people. Either the Drew Meister can't see the apostrophe in the title or he can't find it on the fucking keyboard. It's King's Quest. K-I-N-G-'-S Q-U-E-S-T... KING'S QUEST!!!!
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2006-08-18
From: CunningLinguist (more)
Comments: I must take issue with Stimie's use of the word "phalli". Generally speaking, "phallus" and "phallic" are mainly used to describe that which resembles or symbolizes the male organ of generation. Thus these words are not usually true synonyms of words and phrases as "penis", "cock", "dick", "wang", "magic wand", "bitch sticker", "fellatrix feeding tube", "tonsil terrorist", "meat thermometer", and the like, including the Taco Bell inspired "tuna taco sour cream gun". In conclusion, if you want to make reference to the penis or call the Parker Brothers' sexuality into question, please refrain from using "phallus" based words.
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2006-08-18
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: KINGS QUEST ON SMS??? phuckin' awesome!!!!! I really like Kings Quest and Space Quest and all of the games like it.
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2006-07-07
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: Probably. I bet they enjoy sword fighting with their phalli.
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2005-11-11
From: rnrdrxRS (more)
Comments: Well, my daughter could suck a nice dick.... being I told her how to do it. She really had no choice. Hopefully I can hook up with some peeps here to have some sex.... I like to force myself.... incestual ways.... rnrdxRS is me and I love to doggy style my OWN daughter. After a long day at the hospital, it was nice to come home and make my daughter undress and get on all fours and stick her nice young ass up in the air while I put a hand on each cheek, and will you know the rest. I also like Rollingstone magazine, I love telling people their live is not as great as mine.... especially Lord Shin, I wish I could put my tounge in his bootie hole. Peace, rnrdrxRS
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2005-11-11
From: rnrdrxRS (more)
Comments: Excuse me? I happen to work in a hospital. I know all there is about everything. I read a lot of textbooks. My wife cheats on me and my daughter is a slut. Peace, rnrdrxRS p.s. this game blows.
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2005-11-11
From: Sam (more)
Comments: the parker brothers make some pretty shit games. I do wonder if theyre into incest. Brother Fuckers
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2005-09-24
From: Tom (more)
Comments: I remember having this game. If I recall, the "missions" were based on figuring out old childhood fairy tales. The grapics were kind of cheesy, but still held up. I don't think I beat this game. I'll, off of memory, give this game a 7 out of 10.
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2005-09-16
From: Dan Quayle (more)
Comments: I like this game :-)
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2005-04-05
From: George Bush (more)
Comments: John kerry, you are NOT president and i like peanut butter. Now if you'll excuse me ill get back to my orgy.
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2005-04-05
From: Khing Qwest luv (more)
Comments: I hate the game my name is misspelled and completly in aqurate, KQ is a terrible game and should never be played END
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2005-04-05
From: Khing Qwest luv (more)
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2004-12-22
From: ih8uplzdie (more)
Comments: Let's face it, King's Quest was never really a "great" game. It was far too easy to die for no reason, get stuck and the story is lacking. What people liked was the fantasy world and this conversion of the game improves on many of the aspects of the original game or at least covers up the flaws more efficiently. The pre-selected verbs in the Master System's interface make the game much easier and the updated graphics are welcome. Much nicer looking then the VGA remake of the game for the PC.
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2004-08-27
From: John Kerry (more)
Comments: When I become President, I am going to make it illegal to have the video game: Grand Theft Auto Vice City. I will then make it a law that every American Household with children only be allowed to have this game; Kings Quest. I will raise taxes on the middleclass to fund this effort!
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2004-05-28
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Would you believe that some sicko has got a website with a complete list of death sequences for this game ? "The many deaths of..." it was called, or something similar.
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2004-03-04
From: Jnerd (more)
Comments: Never played it on the SMS. But Kings Quest (along with Ultima and Zyll) were revolutionary games on the computer.
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2003-12-23
From: doobie (more)
Comments: doobioe
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2003-12-06
From: Panty Sniffer (more)
Comments: I remember playing this game back in the day, and sometimes my sister would tease me by showing off her ass, so one time I was playing and she put her ass in my face and made me sniff her butthole through her cotton panties. emm..... that was actually really neat.... I got hard and kept sniffing the area of her panties where her butthole was. I dared her to let me lick her butthole and she giggled and then peeled her cotton panties to the side and then I stuck my tounge out and licked her butthole. It tasted "fishy"... it was so tight and brown.... Then she giggled some more and stood up and left my room. Anyways, this game brings back so many great memories.
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2003-09-20
From: Ken Williams (more)
Comments: Hi Jennifer. Thank you for your kind reply. Perhaps you can make a trip out to our home and have a threesome with Roberta and I. I do hope you can come soon. I am getting very bored up here in the hills with just myself and Roberta. Again, Thank you. I will talk to you soon Jennifer. Your very kind friend - Ken.
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2003-09-04
From: Jennifer (more)
Comments: Dear Ken and Roberta, I would just like to thank you for many, many months of utter bliss playing the Kings Quest Series. There has never been a series that comes close to the quality you have given us. My only question is.....will there ever be another Kings Quest????? Please tell me there is the teensiest chance that you many consider resurrecting this beautiful tale. Respectfully submitted, (Always a devoted fan) Jennifer
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2003-09-04
From: Jennifer (more)
Comments: Dear Ken and Roberta, I would just like to thank you for many, many months of utter bliss playing the Kings Quest Series. There has never been a series that comes close to the quality you have given us. My only question is.....will there ever be another Kings Quest????? Please tell me there is the teensiest chance that you many consider resurrecting this beautiful tale. Respectfully submitted, (Always a devoted fan) Jennifer
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2003-06-22
From: Dale (more)
Comments: Man, I'm 25 years old and I still love lookin back at the kings quest series for memories. I still have all the kings quests in original boxes among a ton of other old-sierra products in a box somewhere. I remember in 1988, KQ4 came out, I was in the 5th grade or so. I wrote a letter to Roberta Williams back when they were in Coarsegold California (im not sure if they live there still) But I was begging her to let me work on her games and what it takes to work at sierra. Keep in mind, I was in the 5th grade. She actually wrote me back personally and was so nice, she offered me advice to go to college and maybe one day I can work on a game with her. I still have that letter too. All the King's Quests and "Laura" quests are amazing games. They had an atmosphere in adventure games that no longer exists in any game these days. I just replayed KQ5 last week and I have a barely been touched Final Fantasy game I bought right over there. KQ's are amazing, even this long after.
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2003-04-29
From: E (more)
Comments: As the snow flies, on a cold and gray Chicago mornin', a poor little baby child is born in the ghetto. And his mama cries. 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need, it's another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto. People don't you understand? This child needs a helping hand or he'll grow to be an angry young man someday. Take a look at you and me, are we too blind to see? Do we simply turn our heads and look the other way? Well the world turns. And a hungry little boy with a runny nose plays in the street as the cold wind blows in the ghetto. And his hunger burns. So he starts to roam the streets at night and he learns how to steal and he learns how to fight in the ghetto. Then one night in desperation, a young man breaks away. He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run, but he don't get far. And his mama cries. As the crowd gathers 'round an angry young man, face down in the street with a gun in his hand, in the ghetto. And as her young man dies, on a cold and gray Chicago mornin' another little baby child is born in the ghetto. And his mama cries.
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2003-03-13
From: RJ Lukacs (more)
Comments: My God, who would insult Ken Williams or his lovely wife Roberta??? They are gaming Gods!!! Kings Quest series is the best ever. They helped Sierra get going. The whole AGI interface thing has never been matched and never will be again. Kings Quest, Space Quest, Police Quest, the first Heroes Quest, those are gold!!!! I am just upset they went with point and click icons. THOSE SUCK! What was wrong with typing what you wanted to do??!?!?!!? Oh well, sign of the changing times, but thank you very much both Ken and Roberta for your didication to great games. I love you guys!!!
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2003-01-20
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: Ummm back to the point now guys
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2002-12-24
From: Ken Williams (more)
Comments: How dare you call me dumb and fat! It just so happens that in my golden years I take up walking 2 miles a day, and playing a good game of putt putt golf when Roberta lets me. In my 30's and 40's while I was head of Sierra Software, Inc., I took up many sports including a good game of Tennis... um, again, when Roberta would let me. In fact, let it be known that having sex with Roberta was a work out in itself. I was not allowed to stop until she got off at least 5 times. Never the less, this took a long time. I was able to keep a 34 inch waist duing my 30's and 40's. So, think before you call me fat and dumb! Respectfully Submitted: Ken Williams, former President of Sierra Software Inc.
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2002-12-14
From: Jarvis (more)
Comments: GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE DUMB!! AND FAT TOO
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2002-12-08
From: Ken Williams (more)
Comments: Fellow internet users. I am very displeased with your recent comments about my lovely wife Roberta. I will recite a passage from a letter Roberta and I received from one of our earliest customers, way back in 1981. It said: "The kids almost never watch television now. They're always playing Wizard and the Princess or one of your other computer games. They think the television is boring because you just sit there and watch it. They say that it doesn't challange them and it's jut not fun anymore..." If any of you anti-Roberta William fanatics would take the time and realize what Roberta stands for. Perhaps you've heard Roberta talk on a radio or TV program in the 80's, or read one of her magazine interviews from the 80's, you would know that Roberta forsaw the replacment of television with computer games and programs as a primary goal for Sierra Softaware, Inc. The real secret of our success was you, and Roberta and I want to keep hearing from you people. Please do not insult us anymore. Sincerly, Ken Williams, former President of Sierra Software, Inc.
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2002-07-10
From: Mike Hayes (more)
Comments: Fantastic game, you can get pirate carts of Kings Quest 2 in europe.
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2002-07-06
From: Sierra Fan (more)
Comments: King\'s Quest is the greatest adventure game series (on PC) of all time. This is a fantastic title for the Sega Master System! The vision of King Graham and his friends can still move my inner child. Be sure to try these classics on your PC!
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2002-03-27
From: Inuss (more)
Comments: This game sucked I bould never understand it
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2001-09-20
From: Black Brothel (more)
Comments: Very Decent This Game is Frickin\' Hard The control could be better So I Give it 7 alexes
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2001-05-24
From: J-Gott (more)
Comments: Best game ever. This is an awsome game that takes you into a midievil world of trolls, giants, witches, and dragons.
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2001-02-27
From: Pyrex999 (more)
Comments: A must have for the true collector. A hard to find gem great for the time it was created. Very difficult, but worth it.
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