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2023-07-07
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Not that I do it myself, but you do it in parks or other open spaces because of the multiple points of egress available to you. Schools are too confining and generally more secure.
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2020-11-18
From: I Am Obama (more)
Comments: My fellow Americans We Are Going To Recycle Bin Laden Thank you.
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2020-11-18
From: Boe Jiden (more)
Comments: C'mon man! You know the election is officially over when CNN calls it! I'd like to thank all the deceased Americans for supporting me in this election. I shall do my best to support them in return by applying face suffocation devices to currently living citizens so they can join the deceased majority.
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2020-11-18
From: Tonald Drump (more)
Comments: Believe me. I've got the BEST penis. I WON THIS WHORE-OFF! I'm going to make them re-count and re-eat all my jizzlets. My cock is THE longest you've ever seen, it's great. It's so long. Believe me. I've got the best cock in the world. Grab em by the PUSSAAAYYYYYYYY! AMERICA!
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2020-11-18
From: Boe Jiden (more)
Comments: I remember back in 1704 when I touched a Mermad cock and it squirted a full gallon of clam chowder on my bum ass. That was the best football game I've ever seen in all my years as a...a...oh you kn...you know the thing...
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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: What a bunch of freaking psychos. Why parks ? School are much more efficient.
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2013-04-09
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Sturgeon thank God do it. Have some caviar, dear!
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2013-02-15
From: Sam (more)
Comments: What park? I'd love to see!!
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2013-02-15
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I show my dick to little girls in the park.
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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Your pastor is badass. All pastor I knows are all about how men are responsible of all evils in the world and how women are perfect angel and also how they would love to fuck little boys but that they never tells us but we can pretty much see it in their eyes.
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2012-08-23
From: Ray (more)
Comments: I'm pretty sure all that is in the Bible. At least, it's stuff my pastor has mentioned in church.
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2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Where did you get these ideas?
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2012-08-16
From: Ray (more)
Comments: How are you supposed to fuck a mermaid? I mean, that's the whole point right? Yet they've got fish parts down there and fish sex isn't exactly fun. Might as well stay home, open a can of cheap caviar or roe and beat off on into it.
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2012-07-28
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Peter, you're a dick. You know it. I know it. So let's just leave our differences at the door for the time being. I agree 100% about fantasy art bitches and their too perfect tits. Mix it up a bit. I wonder, though, if it is done not just for the conveyance of a desired aesthetic, but rather to avoid any possible confusion over the age/sexual maturity of the women in question. In other words, because most people probably find that shit to be weird nerd-porn, they probably also don't want to be seen as painting suggestive pictures of underage girls riding around on centaurs and dragons and other shit like that. Just a thought. I mean, pubic hair could to the same thing for less top-heavy depictions of the female form, but most such art consists of topless women, not full nudes.
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2012-07-28
From: Peter (more)
Comments: You know, Scott, most of the time you're a worthless, dickless piece of donkey shit, but you're right on that one, brother! In fact, I have much the same objection to so-called "fantasy art", you know, like the shit by Boris Vallejo and Luis Royo, stuff like that. Now, they're talented artists, don't get me wrong, but how about mixing in some small tits for a change? Shit, I'd even settle for some medium sized ones! Variety IS the spice of life, after all, and it's no different when it comes to titties.
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2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I agree with you. Seriously I just stop reading hentai where the breasts are too big. I mean come on I like women, not some imaginary bitches with super big titties.
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2011-11-27
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Cartoon chicks can be hot. Unfortunately, it seems to me that too often the artists and animators try a little too hard to make them sexy. Hentai is generally the most egregious in this regard. I want to find those bitches hot, I really do, but dial back the giant, conical tits a little bit, Japanese dudes. Don't get me wrong, I have an appreciation of large breasts, but I also appreciate a modicum of realism. So, if I'm supposed to buy that they're getting tentacle-raped by some monster, at least let some of them have small to medium sized boobies. That's all I'm asking for. Plus, big ones, real big ones, have some hang to them. It's called gravity, accept it because it ain't going anywhere.
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2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: You are fucking right Steve. When I got out of prison for attempted rape, who the fuck did I find at home ? Not my parents ( I killed them but the murder case has never been solved) not my friends (They don't talk to me anymore after I've told them I wanted to kill them and rape them after it but I was just joking about the killing part) Real people sucks, video games are always there for us manly men. Scott cartoons can be quite hot. Crimson comics is going to be your friend. I can seriously masturbate to Sailor Moon girls anytime a day. Cartoon girls just are better than real ones. They are perfect. Oh and redhaired are easier so Ariel is a slut
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2011-04-24
From: Scott (more)
Comments: How old was Ariel supposed to be in the movie? I ask because she's got a nice little body on her and I'm not sure whether or not I should just go with the feelings that Ariel gives me. I know, I know, it's a cartoon. Doesn't matter to guys. Not in the least. Come to think of it, because she is a cartoon, it doesn't matter how young or old she is supposed to be. It's not like I can really fuck her. Can I? I dream of such a world.
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2010-07-13
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Mermad? LOL. I told you she was nuts.
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2009-06-18
From: GHADAH (more)
Comments: GOOD
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2008-02-04
From: Lovely ann (more)
Comments: hi helow
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2007-08-19
From: flavio88 (more)
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2007-03-29
From: Steve Johnson (more)
Comments: I'm not sure where to post this message, so I'll post it here. I just want to write about how much the Master System has meant to me over the years. Sure, I played it as a kid, we probably all did, but it means a great deal to me that I can still find a measure of comfort from these silly 8-bit games. I can't really thank Sega for it directly, so I thought this would be a nice place to tell of my appreciation for the Master System. Frankly, I see the Master System as a friend, a true friend. To be even more frank, the Master System was the only friend that was still there for me after my arrest, trial, and conviction on multiple charges of rape (statutory not forcible). Who was there when I got out of the joint? The Master System. Who was there after a got home from registering as a sex offender? The Master System. Who was there when my neighbors were picketing in front of my house? Was it my girlfriend of five years? No, that bitch split. Family? No. Friends? No, not them either. Who did then? You guessed it, the Master System. Who has always been there for me? Who's there when I get back from a long day of taking pictures at parks and playgrounds? Yup, SMS, baby. Sega Master System. Rain or shine, day or night, I know who I can trust. Thanks for being there Sega, for when I'm lonely or sad, or for when I'm coming down off a three day crystal meth bender and I need something to do for the times when I'm not tweaking or beating off to the Disney channel's daily jailbait jamborees. I guess that's all. Thanks to the creator of this site for giving us all a place to share our memories and thank heaven for the Master System. Oh yes, and thank heaven for little girls and the trusting way they always help me look for my lost puppy.
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