|
|
2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Played it too and really difficult and most power ups were useless too. Still quite fun
Rating:
2012-05-16
From: Rain (more)
Comments: Not a bad game, very difficult though, but quite an original theme for a shooter. never got past the 3rd level
Rating:
2012-03-10
From: Josh (more)
Comments: No, no sick stories, Peter. She's been known to walk around the house stark naked from time to time. Makes me rather uncomfortable, actually. Her mother feels very strongly that it is of the utmost importance that she becomes as comfortable with her body as is possible. I support her in that, but it can be quite awkward. Even so, one can't help but look when a naked young woman walks by. Shit, the day I don't look at that is the day I put a gun in my mouth! As for the rest, one does not imagine pubic hair entwined in their toothbrush, nor am I imagining it when I have to pick the fucking things out of there.
Rating: n/a
2012-03-08
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: It's probably not me making some talking about things with your wife and your beautiful stepdaughter while you are away at work. It's probably just your imagination.
Rating: n/a
2012-03-06
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I'm almost afraid to ask, but how do you know your step-daughter shaves her pubic hair? Don't answer unless it involves a disgusting story of taboo sex.
Rating: n/a
2012-03-05
From: Josh (more)
Comments: I kinda liked this game, but it was frustrating as hell. Almost as frustrating as finding pubic hairs in your toothbrush every day. Somebody is fucking with me and I don't like it! The weird thing about it is that there are only three of us in the house: me, my wife, and my step-daughter. Weirder still is that they both shave their pubic hair, so who the fuck is putting the pubic hairs in my toothbrush every damn day, and who's fucking hairs are they? Anyway, back to the game, I really liked everything about it other than the difficulty. It looked great and was a pretty unique shooter in terms of setting, subject, and the like. It was just so fucking hard!
Rating:
2012-02-15
From: BlublaDe (more)
Comments: You are right dude. Anyways most womyn these days will just rape you in court for rape when they were willing to. Fucking bitches need money but without working.
Rating: n/a
2012-02-15
From: Tony (more)
Comments: Roy, that kind of talk is going to get a lot of other dudes in deep shit. I was a horny little fucker like you growing up, sure, and like you decided to see if my sister would be willing to help her little brother out. Now, I just showed her my dick and she punched me so hard in the nuts that one of my testicles didn't drop back down for two weeks. Adding insult to injury, I had to go through month of counseling as a result of what she characterized as attempted sexual assault. I mean, what does that even mean? The counseling consisted of one-on-one time with a therapist as well as group therapy. The latter allowed me to network with other disgusting perverts and as a result I am a much bigger perv than that long ago day when I stuck my dick in my sister's face. So I say to anyone that will listen, stay away from your sisters and mothers and even neighbor girls. If a bitch wants you to do something to them, they'll let you know, it's the fucking twenty-first century.
Rating: n/a
2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Well man I guess you were playing pranks on her. Disturbing pranks but pranks.
Rating: n/a
2011-11-29
From: Roy (more)
Comments: Hang on, dude! I never said anything about raping my sister, just that I used to try to get her to suck my dick or, failing that, I would stick it in her mouth as she slept. She'd always wake up right away, so that didn't work, either. She liked the attention, trust me.
Rating: n/a
2011-11-29
From: Scott (more)
Comments: The Irish? Manly? Two words, bitch: Michael Flatley. Granted, he's Irish-American, but no one in this country would claim that flamer.
Rating: n/a
2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: What the fuck Roy... No... raping your mom is kinda alright but not your sister ! What the hell. Wayne M irishman are manly and not gay. For what a gay looks like there's always a mirror for ya. Stimie that is disgusting anyways how can people deduce you are the one farting ?
Rating:
2011-10-22
From: Peter (more)
Comments: That is an exceedingly inappropriate comment, Roy, regardless of whether you are joking or if you actually have sexually assaulted your poor sister. Consider yourself on probation for that disgusting post.
Rating: n/a
2011-10-22
From: Roy (more)
Comments: I agree. This fucker's harder than trying to get your sister to suck your dick. Sooner or later, though, they fall asleep...
Rating:
2011-09-26
From: Danny (more)
Comments: Great looking and original game, but so fucking hard that you're as apt to have a stroke from playing it than you are from finishing the damn thing.
Rating:
2011-04-26
From: Mark (more)
Comments: The chinaman on the box is killing that tiger so he can later eat it's dried penis. He believes it will give him sexual powers and he will use these imagined powers to sodomize little girls in his shoddily constructed van.
Rating: n/a
2009-06-11
From: Nebrazca78 (more)
Comments: Awesome shooter game with a funny Chinese theme. The music is goofy Chinese music too. Still the game is so good it manages to overcome the music. The only thing that sucks is that if you get killed you lose ALL of your special weaponry and speed upgrades. This is a real bitch on the later levels when crap is coming at you from all angles and you shoot slow and move even slower. Overall very kick ass though. Could've used a couple more levels but not TOO short.
Rating:
2007-09-27
From: darq (more)
Comments: It rocks!
Rating:
2007-07-19
From: orm and cheep (more)
Comments: the best shoot`em up on sms.
Rating:
2007-04-22
From: cossieboy (more)
Comments: great game
Rating:
2006-12-17
From: cockslut (more)
Comments: tis is coming two ps2 lol111!!1 i'm soooo there d000d1
Rating:
2006-09-19
From: Nick (more)
Comments: that game was hard as hell ... but shit it was only the best game EVER
Rating:
2006-09-12
From: Rick (more)
Comments: along with Ultima IV this is the hardest game on the master system if i didn't know better i say this game is impossible to complete i know plenty of people who have played this & no one has ever beat it i only got to the 3rd level
Rating:
2006-08-20
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2004-11-24 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: scourge of the fire god?? please. such arrogance will only serve your enemies
Rating: n/a
2006-08-20
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2003-12-14 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: sandwiches made of golden farts! my god, the taste!! it tastes like boredom
Rating: n/a
2006-04-03
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: Everyone called me cloud master because I farted so much!
Rating:
2006-04-02
From: Chris (more)
Comments: I LOVED THAT GAME.... anyone know where I can get the ROM so I can play with my emulator
Rating:
2006-03-19
From: the cloudmaster (more)
Comments: i know y'all ain't disrespeckin' an all time classic's forum now? bow to cloudmaster. take the cartridge from its case and photograph it in black/ white in various aesthetically pleasing locations that will solidify its existence in the sands of videogame time!!!!
Rating:
2005-12-29
From: Sam (more)
Comments: MY GOODNESS ME, He has just thrown him for ippon in the semi-final.... with a beautiful Morote-seoi-nage!!! hey wait... One handed... Its one handed!!!! fantastic stuff, goodness me i dont think ive ever seen a technique like it...
Rating:
2005-05-30
From: LARZ (more)
Comments: FANTASTIC game, v.v. difficult! Could only finish it recently with the help of an emulator :D Greatly styled graphics and sound, stands out from the crowd.
Rating:
2004-08-28
From: paul frith (more)
Comments: the last boss is impossible
Rating:
2004-08-07
From: paul frith (more)
Comments: damn hard game i got told it was hard b4 i bought it in 1989 i could never finish last level lots of happy memories though top shooter.
Rating:
2004-07-28
From: theMK (more)
Comments: hey, looks like alex kidd on a cloud...but good stuff
Rating:
2004-06-28
From: tomada (more)
Comments: nossa, esse parece ser interessante..
Rating:
2004-04-07
From: Troubled_Loner (more)
Comments: At night, the ice weasels come... This game is hard, i like hard, noooo tommy noOOoooo dun kill meh :(
Rating:
2004-02-06
From: Nicholas (more)
Comments: I have played this game for the last 10 years and I finally got to the last level. It is very hard.
Rating:
2003-11-23
From: Clara (more)
Comments:
Rating:
2003-07-25
From: Luke Vanscoy (more)
Comments: I've loved this game since I got in in 1991, evene though I've only gotten to the second level. It was funny though, when i got to the 2nd level last year (finnaly)I really missed the music from the first level. anyway. one HELL of a game!
Rating:
2003-04-28
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: I played this game for the first time recently via an emulator. I find myself very conflicted about it. On the debit side, it seems viciously hard to make any progress into higher levels. This could be a product of my pronounced sucking at shooters. Whatever the reason, it doesn't make for a particularly enjoyable time. Competing for high scores is one thing, competing to see who can get an ulcer first is quite another. How about continuing upon your fiery demise from the point where you came to grief instead of the very beginning of the level? That would have been helpful. On the other hand, Cloud Master is beautifully rendered, at once both colorful and subdued. The backgrounds are wonderfully done, the first level rather evocative of landscape paintings. Due to the difficulty of the game, a rating of five is all I feel I can give Cloud Master despite my sincere appreciation of it's beauty. Were there flying bowls of rice shooting at me?
Rating:
2003-02-02
From: casimir (more)
Comments: Great Shoot with a typival asian style and with funny music too!! Very Challenging very cool game!!
Rating:
2003-01-23
From: Bruce Lee (more)
Comments: This game is sexy
Rating:
2003-01-15
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: Good fun clean game!! i love this oriental cartoonie graphic stuff!!!
Rating:
2003-01-15
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: Good fun clean game!! i love this oriental cartoonie graphic stuff!!!
Rating:
2002-09-12
From: s m o o t h d r (more)
Comments: I have a blast playing this game. The music is enthralling, and the little Japanese fantasy world is cute and coo'. The weirdness makes me smile; the challenge drives me.
Rating:
2002-09-06
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: I played this game once and wasn't too impressed. It came in a package of 15 games though, so i was anxious to get to the next game. I will give it another shot soon. I give it a 6 though.
Rating:
2002-03-11
From: lady jaye (more)
Comments: I love that game. Often overlooked by most videogame historians, it is one heck of a challenge (I can\'t even make it past the second level!!!). Part of the challenge was to figure out which type of fireball goes with which japanese dialogue (in my best friend\'s copy, that part is in Japanese).
Rating:
2002-02-03
From: Supreme1 (more)
Comments: This game owns me, but it is just way to hard for me ;-/ maybe i\'ll have to play it through an emulator and cheat a little :D
Rating:
2001-07-02
From: Eric (more)
Comments: I loved this game for its music, and the fact that that you got to blow the living shit out of bowls of rice and wonton soup....oh yeah..and some monsters...I gues....
Rating:
2001-06-07
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: Love this game. Fantastic side-scroll shooter. Cloud Master's music takes me away to a far away place. Graphics are excellent for 8 bit. Gameplay is extremely fun! You owe it to yourself to buy this game!
Rating:
2001-05-28
From: a (more)
Comments: a
Rating:
2001-05-24
From: Super Vash (more)
Comments: I loved this game as a kid. My mom did too because i couldn't figure out a way to let my imagination get me in trouble like it did with all my other sega games. If this doesn't make any sense, read some of my other reviews
Rating:
2001-05-19
From: adam welton (more)
Comments: I have been looking for a sight about this game for so long!!! I have had this game ever sence it came out. I think this is the best game. I have only got to the 4th level, but my dad has got to the last boss, but he died! This is the best game.
Rating:
2001-05-01
From: Mathew Moore (more)
Comments: This game is great. It has all that Sega Master System quirkiness we know and love. An excellent shooter. The enemies are amazingly odd. A total trip. Kids, take drugs and play Cloud Master.
Rating:
2001-04-27
From: Frustrated!!!!! (more)
Comments: I've had it eleven years and I only reached the second level!!!!! HARD OR WHAT!!!!! YOU HAVE TO CHECK DIS ONE IF YOU HAVE AN MS!
Rating:
2001-04-20
From: Vaughan (more)
Comments: Man, this game is awesome. It's hard as hell too. I got up to the second last boss the other night and my heart was beating so fast I damn near had a coronary! The thing about this game is that you basically have to finish it with out dying, because if you die you lose everthing and they put you back heaps in the level, so you have to have a flawless run to finish it!! Still it rocks!!
Rating:
2001-04-19
From: Ipojucan Dias (more)
Comments: A really good one!
Rating:
2001-04-19
From: Ipojucan Dias (more)
Comments: A really good one!
Rating:
2001-04-14
From: kazisnar (more)
Comments: The game was really great but it's greatest drawback is the fact that if you lost you had to start from the beggining of the stage and this was really annoying.I didn't manage to finish it
Rating:
2001-03-26
From: lynx561 (more)
Comments: This game rocks.The chicken boss at the first of the game is funny as hell.
Rating:
2001-03-26
From: wayne m. (more)
Comments: Great graphics but when do chinamen have red hair? I like when the bowls of ramen noodles attack him. This game would be great if the box art wasn't so gay. They made the guy look like a fucking irishman.
Rating:
2001-03-03
From: Rick Lappeman (more)
Comments: I vaguely remember this game from when I was small. The challenge is very good and like bomber raid its little amount of levels still provide great quality
Rating:
2001-02-22
From: Shizumadrive (more)
Comments: Fun shoot with highly detailed graphics. A bit hard but most of the shooters back in those days were easy
Rating:
2001-02-20
From: Chris Gfrerer (more)
Comments: I loved this game sooo much that I almost beat it.....I got to the last level and I couldn't finish it...but one of these days, I will pull my SMS out of mothballs and give it another go! The colors and gameplay was very G! Loved it!
Rating:
