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2023-07-07
From: Paul (more)
Comments: I don't see a page for it here, possibly because it has nothing to do with the Master System, but I'm going to review Elden Ring here. In a word: overrated. In more words: I call it The Shitty Witcher. In even more words: it isn't actually bad, but if it was truly the game of the year, it was a slow fucking year. Graphics are dated, there's just enough of a story to prevent it being accused of not having one, enemy AI is terrible. Again, it isn't bad, but a bunch of its parts are.
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2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: This game is gay as hell. I played for 2 minutes and stopped it, I don't understand Majhong at all so I hated it.
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2012-02-15
From: BluBlade (more)
Comments: I don't think you have to celebrate it, we all know you would have masturbated anyway. I'd have done it too. Slept all day ? Alright let's celebrate with a masturbation marathon. Masturbated all day? All right a little one to make the day magic.
Rating: n/a
2012-02-15
From: Will (more)
Comments: I totally rocked the Mahjong Titans game that came with Windows 7 on my computer: 904, my best score ever. Needless to say, I celebrated by masturbating to some nasty porn!
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2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: You are fucking right Peter. I always says '' If you can't get the sexiest bitch IN REAL LIFE, better get them on the Internet''. Manly mens such as ourselves only deserves the best. Too bad these dumb whores always goes for the gayest men.
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2011-11-30
From: Will (more)
Comments: I play Mahjong on my computer while I wait for porn to download.
Rating: n/a
2011-07-14
From: Al Gore (more)
Comments: No problem, girl. Now how's about ol' Al getting balls deep in that pussy?
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2011-04-20
From: Al Gore (more)
Comments: You are very welcome, at least with regard to my rather small contribution towards the creation of what is now the internet, but I have not and will not take credit for it's creation. Concerning your masturbation and it's facilitation through internet pornography, I heartily concur with your own assessment, Peter.
Rating: n/a
2011-04-20
From: Peter (more)
Comments: That is bullshit below; whomever wrote it is a no-account, dickless, pile of shit. Do I have a girlfriend? No. Who needs one with an endless supply of free pornography courtesy of the internet? Thanks, Al Gore!
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2009-11-24
From: yopo (more)
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2008-01-27
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I still need a girlfriend. I'm sooo obsessed with the video game Rambo III! agh, I need a girlfriend bad!
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2008-01-14
From: liam (more)
Comments: geurhg dr/
Rating: n/a
