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2023-07-09
From: Paul (more)
Comments: The reality is that Smurfette was used horribly by the rest of the Smurfs. We all know it. There is no point in denying it. Death at the hands of Gargamel would have been a mercy compared to the daily hell she lived through.
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2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe (more)
Comments: autour du monde means all around the world in french
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2013-03-26
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Les Schtroumpfs Autour Du Monde is probably a better Smurfs game. But this is still fun. Mangle a womans face!
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2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: What the fuck so that 2006 post was yours ! I hope you changed your view in 5 years. Ah wait it's perfectly normal. Good.
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2011-12-16
From: Peter (more)
Comments: You like it.
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2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I started reading a little more of the post here just like I did when I first came here and I now know why I stopped. Fuck you Kirk. Fuck this place.
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2011-11-17
From: Jerry Sandusky (more)
Comments: Never played the game, but the cartoon was great. The kids would become so transfixed by it that you could get busy doing "other things" *wink* *wink*
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2011-04-26
From: Scott (more)
Comments: It's not something you think about when you're a kid, but as you get older and you start to think about it, you can't help but wonder what the hell is up with the Smurfs. I mean, there's an assload of them, yet only one female. Reproduction aside, what does that mean for poor Smurfette. That has got to be a wild scene, dozens of tiny blue dudes gang-smurfing the only girl in town. I like to think they'd do it on a pinball machine.
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2010-02-25
From: steef (more)
Comments: Lol Peter! My girlfriend pretended to be princes Zelda! So I can understand you :)
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2008-02-17
From: WTF (more)
Comments: WTF????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????
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2007-09-28
From: Grandmaster B (more)
Comments: Kirk ... people like you make me sick! There is no such thing like the ultimate truth or way. Trying to answer the questions of life for other people is the way of the fool.
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2006-09-11
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: Interesting stories. So Peter have you visited Kirk Cameron's website yet? Maybe you will 'learn' something.
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2006-09-11
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I'm proud of the work I've done here.
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2006-08-24
From: Kirk Cameron (more)
Comments: Good Heavens! You think I don't know what all that means? I've watched the Smurfs, buddy. I've also been around Hollywood enough to know sexual innuendo when I read it. You need help, friend, a great deal of help. To be able to think up such things in the first place is a vile, almost unspeakable sin. You're not fooling anybody with the "smurfed" this, "smurfed" that stuff. It's sick. I mean, really, "she finally let me smurf her in her smurf"? That's about sodomy and IT IS SIN! And, "smurfed all over her face"? I know what that means, too. I actually did that once to my beautiful wife Chelsea, but it was an accident, a horrible accident. We were making love within the context of our faith-filled man/woman marriage when the phone rang. Thinking it might be a lost soul that I could share my faith with, I immediately got up to answer. I as climbed away from Chelsea's warm, faith-affirming embrace, the pleasure derived from our loving bond proved too great and my seed was spilt upon my wife's perplexed, upturned face. THE HORROR OF IT! We both cried for hours after that. We cried. Then we prayed. We prayed for forgiveness of our sin, however unintentional, and we prayed for the unborn children that found representation in the wasteful spurts of my seed that rained down on Chelsea's face, matting her hair and flowing in small rivulets into her mouth and onto her breasts, befowling the very teats from which our many children have drawn sustenance. The shame endures to this day, a shame brought back to the for as I read through the veritable litany of unspeakable sex acts put forth here within the thin veneer of an children's cartoon show. You have defiled the Smurfs, Peter, and you surely could not have too much respect for yourself to write such horrid words. It boggles my mind to think about how a person such as you can think up such garbage, and believe you me, my mind isn't easy to boggle due unburdoned as it is with no actual religious knowledge or training. Nevertheless, you must REPENT for the evil you placed here, Peter. You must accept Christ as you Savior before it is too late. He is the only one who can help you. So too is he the only one that may know what you meant by "finger-smurf" and "eat her smurf". I can come up with no explanation for the former, but I fear the latter is a reference to that most unspeakable and ungodly of acts: cannibalism. How else could you "eat" some part of a woman? It is best not to think of such things, but my lovely Chelsea cannot get her mind off of that monstrous phrase. Perhaps she fears being "eaten" herself. Shame on you! Please, Peter, seek help and the the Way and the Light of ultimate Truth. Start out by visiting my website, www.wayofthemaster.com
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2006-08-19
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Oddly enough, this game kind of makes me horny. It's not as sick as it sounds, it's just that I remember playing this game the first time my girlfriend let me touch her smurfs. As the relationship progressed, she would let me finger-smurf her smurf as well as eat her smurf. She would occasionally smurf my smurf, but she said it made her uncomfortable. Eventually, we went all out. One time I remember smurfing her smurf while she smurfed her smurf with a smurf. As a finale, I pulled out my smurf from her smurf and smurfed all over her face. For my birthday one year she let me rub my smurf between her smurfs until I was ready to smurf. Then she let me smurf in her mouth. I eat a lot of fruit so she said she didn't mind the taste of my smurf, though again, having my smurf in her mouth generally made her uncomfortable. Then, after months of begging, she finally let me smurf her in the smurf. Her smurf was so smurfing tight that I smurfed my smurf deep inside her smurf after only a couple of minutes. It was cool for a change, but I really prefer smurfing her in the smurf. Besides, she said it was pretty painful to take my smurf into her smurf. Good times.
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