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2020-12-26
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Top tip for all - If you want to know if your sister is on her period, just see if you can taste blood on your fathers cock
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2020-09-23
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: There is nothing pedo or homo about a tall strong adult male specimen destroying the purity and asserting his dominance over a weak defenseless young boy specimen. It is utterly disgusting but hey whatevs not here to judge. But look mister PhilMcCock if you played this as a kid I highly doubt you even knew what a big pedophile cock looked like and what it could do to your ass. Teddy Boy remains a pretty good arcade like game.
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2014-05-06
From: Peter (more)
Comments: That's oddly specific.
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2014-05-06
From: Phil McCracken (more)
Comments: With regard to the comment of one Nebrazca78 below, I would argue that actually liking this game makes you a pedophile. Not as much or as blatantly as, say, Moonwalker, but there's no doubt in my mind that when you played it you dreamed of being that little boy on a grand adventure just waiting for some magical bonus round where some older dude in an ugly sweater sodomizes you in his basement as Journey plays in the background.
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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Yep it was not bad at all
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2012-05-20
From: Rain (more)
Comments: i don't often have much time for card games, with the lack of memory/depth, repetitive gameplay and no ending. this one is no exception. what i will give it is it is a slightly addictive game and fun to play. but damn it can get tedious
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2012-02-21
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Well, it actually isn't a terrible game, especially for the generally shitty card games, but it's not great.
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2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Wow a game I did not know about. Gonna try it but I'll give it a 10 for giving me the will to play the SMS again !
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2011-11-17
From: Jerry Sandusky (more)
Comments: I've never played this game, but boy does it look interesting!
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2011-08-20
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I would; rough, angry sex. Borderline rape, really. "You like that don't you, you dumb bitch", I'd say and she'd cry and cry.
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2011-07-08
From: Brad (more)
Comments: I should probably also mention that I wouldn't fuck Michelle Bachmann with your dick.
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2011-05-09
From: Brad (more)
Comments: I would like to add that I, in no way, endorse Sarah Palin's often bizarre worldview, political beliefs, or any potential candidacy. I was merely acknowledging her undeniable milfiness and that I am often consumed by fantasies wherein Sarah Palin and I engage in rough, angry sex acts that leave us both spent and disgusted with ourselves and one another.
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2011-05-09
From: Brad (more)
Comments: Well, this does seem to be regarded as the best of the Card games, for what that's worth (nothing). Does anyone else use photos of Sarah Palin to catch their ejaculate? Sometimes I add pictures of Bristol into the mix and pretend that they're fighting over who will receive my seed.
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2011-04-15
From: Ray Ray (more)
Comments: I hate this fucking game, does that make me a commie, you dickless cocksucker? Step to this and you gonna get your muthafuckin' cranium cracked, and that ain't no bullshit! Busta.
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2009-06-11
From: Nebrazca78 (more)
Comments: If you don't like this game you are probably a communist. You should go live in North Korea so that you will be blown up shortly. RAD GAME!
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2009-06-04
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2009-02-04
From: Toasted Bread (more)
Comments: I remember this game. We used to play it for hours on end. All those people who say it is crap - how wrong you are. We played it so much we created other challenges on top - sad but true. At the end of the round make teddy boy jump up and shoot left then right and then left again (or right the left and then right again), if you can get all three bullets displayed on the screen then thats was considered to be a bonus - it is not as easy as it sounds. Now there was this level where you could shoot up all the walls and one of the monsters was a loaf of bread, to kill it you have to toast it up by shooting it like 9 times. I can not remember what level it was but if you find it kill all the monsters and leave a loaf of bread. Now shoot up all the walls - when you are done, teddy boy and the loaf should be free falling. Find that loaf and make it into toast - try to complete it before your time runs out. have fun
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2008-03-25
From: minusbaby (more)
Comments: I <3 Teddy Boy
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2007-05-16
From: franco (more)
Comments: me and my friends got hooked on the arcade version.the day they took the game away we almost caused a riot.great memories
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2007-04-18
From: THE BOY ROCKS (more)
Comments: THIS GAME CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 5 I COULD NEVER GET PAST LEVEL 2 AND NOW I BARELY MAKE IT TO 10 BUT BOY AM I HAVING FUN. OH AND ALL YOU WHO SAY THIS GAME SUCKS ARE PROBABLY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVERY SYSTEM AND HAVE PLAYED EVERY GAME KNOWN TO MAN AND NEVER HAVE GOTTEN LAID.
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2007-04-01
From: aNinja! (more)
Comments: For a card game this one owns. Push up down left right at the title screen for option menu
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2007-03-14
From: Jess (more)
Comments: Aww! I miss you Teddy boy!!!
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2007-03-05
From: MJ (more)
Comments: teddy boy lmao, go the hat... at the title screen push 2-1-2-down-up, do it like 2 times in a row and it adds some value to this game cause then u can go wherever u want to in this godforsaken land of magic mushrooms.
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2006-09-30
From: deathadder x (more)
Comments: great game, but did anyone notice that the bgm sounds identical to greenday's nice guys finish last?
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2006-09-25
From: maralee (more)
Comments: This game has to be one of the ever made. I rate it a 10.
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2006-09-07
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: What have people got against this game!?! It isn't half bad from what I remember!!!!!
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2006-09-07
From: pok (more)
Comments: this game is the biggest load of bullshit i have ever seen
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2006-08-21
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: Teddy Boy....ah yes I remember this game, very complicated. Dont' bugs or something eat your time if you take too long?
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2006-06-04
From: segas (more)
Comments: ok what the fuck is this??? must be the worst game on the sms-how cheap are the graphics, even for a card its crap..anyone who loves it should get their nintendo loving ass out of here....
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2006-05-30
From: Sam (more)
Comments: In Korea.... i have a gameplayer!
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2006-02-03
From: sega FREAK (more)
Comments: this is a fukin shit game
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2005-07-08
From: Donella Mcelvan (more)
Comments: Teddy Boy is Great
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2004-10-16
From: Brian T. (more)
Comments: I friggin hate the card games because of lack of memory it has and it is hell of short and hell of easy.
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2004-08-16
From: Power Pup!!! (more)
Comments: Played it for 30 minutes before the little blue Strong Bads started weirding me out. Went back to playing Out Run.
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2004-07-10
From: Alexander Kidd (more)
Comments: I Won this game on Ebay for $1.00. The Australian Ebay.
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2004-05-01
From: donald (more)
Comments: get to level 100 it starts over again only instead of saying level 1 it says level 101 and it no difficult i luv it want sms for this game cant find one though very dissappointed i give it 10 and watch out for the den dens
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2004-03-22
From: brokenass (more)
Comments: the game was seriously fucked up
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2004-01-13
From: hutgyg (more)
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2003-07-19
From: Jazzy (more)
Comments: I love this game so much and I was wondering if there was any way of downloading it onto my computer via the internet. Anyone please answer my plea
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2003-05-22
From: CFD (more)
Comments: AHH! THe old classic Teddy boy :D WEEE!! Ive not played this title in 7-8 years , but im going to take my OLD SMS and play it in 5min :D TEDDY BOY POWAH!! :P
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2003-04-27
From: teddy boy boy (more)
Comments: the first time i bought this game i thought "shit,i shouldve bought altered beast!(its a joke)"'but then it gets realll addictive.(i went up to the 25 level)
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2003-04-18
From: natalie (more)
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2003-02-21
From: Kris (more)
Comments: OMG...I can't believe I finally found the name of this game!!! I remember playing this over and over and my younger brother always JUST beating me by one screen...Neither of us could remember the name...and I found it!!! Teddy Boy was always an awesome game...now I just need to buy it and the system to play it on! lol :-) (and yes...I loved the snail maze built right into the system too)!
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2003-02-10
From: antyteddy (more)
Comments: This game is the worst one I've ever played. Na serio. Kapujecie o co mi chodzi?
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2002-12-28
From: Nosferangel (more)
Comments: A classical game,
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2002-12-13
From: shrmynga (more)
Comments: i play teddy boy every day on my computer. if you download a sms emulator and sms roms you can play them on the the comp with a joy stick. email me if you need infor on how to do it. bact to the facts, teddy boy is the shit. better than all the new games out now. go to www.dotcheats.com and you can get all the cheats for sega games. i definately i was the only one lovin my teddy boy, but im happy to see im not the only crazy one. this game is addicting. it gets a ten.
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2002-12-10
From: Danny B (more)
Comments: the best game ever. I played it when i was about 4 and i remember it vividly. im trying to buy a master system now, just for teddy boy! the new consoles have awesome graphics, but the game play is not in the same league as teddy boy! - i want it back!!!!
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2002-11-17
From: miss shit hed (more)
Comments: a complete load of shit
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2002-09-27
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: A great and addictive game, once you start you either get really pissed off and throw the controller, OR you play it, love it and get really far!!!
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2002-09-14
From: Beren_Erchamiom (more)
Comments: Teddy Boy was a game originally developed to the Mossad in Israel. Look: A boy, with a kipa, killing a lot of people who explodes using a UZI. BTW, This is a pretty bad game.
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2002-09-14
From: David (more)
Comments: I am ticked off with this game! It takes up too much of my time! I was playing Teddybiy when my child was born... Warning to people... THIS IS AN ADDICTIVE GAME! I have been playing it for 17 years, and still going strong!
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2002-09-05
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: I just wanted to let everyone know that you can continue. After losing, when the title screen comes back on, continue pression up, down, left, right. After a few cycles it will go to a secret options screen where you can turn off fire and continue. Love tEDDY Boy!
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2002-09-04
From: ALex McMillan (more)
Comments: I'm scared, this game was made 17 years ago, and I can still remember it as clearly as the most recent shitty PS2 game that I have played. This game was bloody brilliant, addictive as hell and looked cool when played on a Game Gear with a Master Converter. Yeah people, this game was a 'shit budget game', but it rocked. Just like Transbot.
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2002-09-03
From: Guy (more)
Comments: Great game, love to play it, but the levels become to be such familiar that I can play them with the eyes closed. So please if there are people who want to edit the game levels, please contact me. Especially people who are familiar with SMS editing. Cheers, Guy.
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2002-08-24
From: Nicholas (more)
Comments: I love it it's great fun.
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2002-07-02
From: ace gamer (more)
Comments: not a bad game
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2002-07-02
From: ace gamer (more)
Comments: this game is simply the best
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2002-04-27
From: Andrew (more)
Comments: I used to love this game, and I still do!
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2002-04-21
From: Barbutt (more)
Comments: if there is a better game out there let me destroy it cause this one kicks ass!!!!
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2002-04-10
From: ZEL (more)
Comments: Great Game ~ Great Memories! For those who love it, we will never convert the rest. To those who hate it, no worries. You have to like bizarre, funny, and classic to get hooked.
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2002-02-11
From: debb (more)
Comments: WOW!!! I remember this game!!! I thought it was great don\'t recall anyone else liking it tho. It\'s good to know I\'m not the only one. Long live the MASTER SYSTEM!!!
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2002-02-10
From: B (more)
Comments: This game is good. It\'s much better than Spy vs. Spy, My Hero, and F-16 Fighting Falcon.
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2001-12-07
From: anti (more)
Comments: my FAVOURITE GAME EVER... it\'s a shame you have got not an option of continuing... anyway it\'s really original, and the graphics are fuckin\' ace!!! why too many people complain about it? its greatttttt
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2001-09-18
From: Segacollection. (more)
Comments: Not too bad, I prefer this over \'Ghost house\' or \'My hero\'. Nice Alex Kidd cameos btw.. :) Segacollection.com (soon back online)
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2001-07-24
From: Robbie A (more)
Comments: This is a joke, whoever made it should be tortured, this and transbot are a disgrace to the name SEGA.Now i know why i got it dirt cheap, i had to pay the shop to take it back.
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2001-06-17
From: Dora Kim (more)
Comments: It's Very Simple!! I'd like it!
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2001-06-06
From: Neandertal (more)
Comments: Teddy Boy is the bomb. There should have been more games like this. It's hard as hell and it's still a sweet game for any 8 bit system. Besides, one can't go wrong with the SEGA Card Game. It's not repetetive if you use the U,D*9 code after you die! 50 great levels, 10 Alex Kidds!
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2001-05-21
From: themoodykid (more)
Comments: This game is a piece of s**t! I only bought it 'cause it was really cheap--I realized why later. Okay, I'll grant that it is somewhat fun. But gawd, it is a HUGE pain in the ass dying after one hit. And what's up with that annoyingly small gun!? ARRRGH!! Holy $#@# how many levels are in this thing?! You gotta be a masochist (or really bored) to play this game till the levels repeat...like I did.
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2001-05-09
From: Gun (more)
Comments: This game SUX - whats with the levels repeating and no ending? what a huge disapointment
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2001-04-21
From: oliver (more)
Comments: this game is very good,also hard,but good.I like a good challenge.
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2001-04-17
From: Drakillya (more)
Comments: Good game but like Transbot much too repetitive.I have never actually completed it but I know there are 50 levels in it.I wonder what happens when you complete it ?
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2001-03-23
From: atarijagman (more)
Comments: GREAT GAME! Picking up packs of smokes was hellarious. Think that would be illegal in a game today?
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2001-03-21
From: prince bludnyte (more)
Comments: one of the greatest games of the 8-bit era. to think all that fun crammed into one card. it was flat out difficult because you only got two extra lives. staying alive was a pain with those flying heads. how can anyone not like this? for as long as it was, it was well worth playing through it. how's about somebody beating the game getting perfect bonus rounds? that may be a challenge. something no game player will ever do. i came close but no dice. still teddy boy is still worth all the fun it brought to us all. one of SMS greatest games of all time. rock on teddy boy!
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2001-03-03
From: Arutsuru (more)
Comments: É um grande clįssico baseado no Teddy boy blues do arcade.
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2001-03-01
From: Glen (more)
Comments: This is the best game... it's definatly up there with my all time faviorites. I'll go with you Wilbert.
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2001-02-26
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: I cant understand why people hate Teddy Boy!! ITS A CLASSIC!!!!!! One of the top 10 SMS games of all time. Maybe top 5!! I think its not nearly as fun if you dont use the code (up down left right up down left right up down left right up down left right...........) how the hell did i know that code when i was a little kid? there was no internet, and everyone else had a nes... weird.
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2001-02-24
From: Jonathan (more)
Comments: LAME. Cheap graphics, but hey i guess thats what happens if you buy a game by the name of "teddy boy"
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