142 reviews by Classic Comment..
Mak Kong
2007-01-23
From:
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Captain Silver
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: long have i been away. too long. i awoke from my slumber with my dignity stolen, my genitals bruised. what a wonderful whore
Rating: n/a
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Teddy Boy
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: rejoice!!! Onan's sin was that of coitus interruptus, not self-abuse! now you bastards can busy yourselves beating your meat instead of beating you bibles and crying for amendments every time you backward babies don't get your way. pornography is the answer!! it's wisdom will rouse us all
Rating: n/a
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Double Dragon
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you red monster!!! you've brainwashed my nephew! you'll pay for this!!
Rating: n/a
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Phantasy Star
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: emboldened by your past failures, you endanger us all. damn you, monkey!!! damn you to hell!!
Rating: n/a
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Fantasy Zone
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: our collective enemies are beyond your reckoning, monkey! you cannot bomb them away, there will only be more. you can shoot them, but won't they be replaced in earnest? you have failed. you have made things worse
Rating: n/a
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Arcade Smash Hits
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i miss my friends. where did they go?? i will be with them again, one day. we all will
Rating: n/a
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Altered Beast
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the eagle thinks he was more helpful than he was. the bear thinks the eagle was not really helpful at all. both of them are wrong, yet also right. the truth is in the middle, seen only by me
Rating: n/a
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Master Games 1
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i've got the juice. do you want it???
Rating: n/a
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Paperboy
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: combined, they would be the third largest such thing in the world. of what do i speak??
Rating: n/a
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Joe Montana Football
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: Amala and Kamala. raised by wolves. remarkable, but what is in it for a wolf? such creatures could teach us much
Rating: n/a
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Mirracle Warriors
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i know it seems silly to you in your arrogance, but you know no better than they. prove them wrong. you can't, can you? fools
Rating: n/a
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TransBot
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: despite what anyone may say or think, i am not the man on the silver mountain. that was years ago
Rating: n/a
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Super Monaco GP
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: happiness is a young Korean girl giving you handjobs while wearing woolen mittens. they are soft and scratchy at once. the absorbency is also to be appreciated
Rating: n/a
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California Games
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you see differences that aren't really there. change your ways
Rating: n/a
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My Hero
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: a group of monkeys won't repect you until you kill their leader. after that, you'll get all the monkey pussy you want
Rating: n/a
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Rainbow Islands
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: gee, your snatch smells terrific!!!
Rating: n/a
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Ys: The Vanished Omens
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: it has something to do with the chowder. such persistent erections are rare. Manhattan style doesn't do it. i must now find my relief
Rating: n/a
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Action Fighter
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: what to do now, monkey? they are whores because of you. they act out because of your hypocrisy
Rating: n/a
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2005-03-04
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i am sui generis. he is not me. i watch him closely
Rating: n/a
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Shinobi
2005-03-04
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: what i did last evening will not be repeated, but it needed to be done. i record my thoughts here, i do not need interaction. clarification was necessary, however
Rating: n/a
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Rambo III
2005-02-21
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: not as easy as it seems, is it??
Rating: n/a
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Choplifter
2005-02-21
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: it is good that potatoes don't feel pain, but sometimes i wish they did. i can only imagine their anguished screams as i cut the little bastards open!! die, starchy fucker, die!!!
Rating: n/a
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Ghost House
2005-02-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: thus he spoke, "as long as you have a mother, i have a place to rest my balls". he laughed uneasily for a moment. i just smiled. then a flash of silver as my blade cut deeply into him. the noise that was made by his entrails as they slid from his gut and tumbled out onto the snow is indescribable. some things you just don't joke about
Rating: n/a
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Golden Axe Warrior
2005-02-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the dark ones can see you through the mists of time. oh...you're masturbating again
Rating: n/a
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Tom and Jerry
2005-02-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: like the old song says, everybody loves a clown. unfortunately for my father, sodomy laws vary from state to state
Rating: n/a
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Strider
2005-02-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i was tied not to her apron strings, but to her hottentot apron itself (themselves). sublimely pendant
Rating: n/a
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Captain Silver
2005-02-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: daxma. even in that momentary victory of evil, there is to be found no greater gift. daxma
Rating: n/a
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My Hero
2005-02-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: yes....this one sees the truth!!! long has this been sought. may your wisdom break through the darkness like the fiery vomit of El Popo. ah, you see, don't you??
Rating: n/a
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Parlour Games
2005-02-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: this may be the day foretold to me years ago, encoded into the already incomprehensible Ziggy comic strip. the truth can be more cryptic than their greatest lies. i am glad there may be another who sees: when a bear defecates in the woods, it does make a sound
Rating: n/a
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Kenseiden
2005-02-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you are close to the answers you seek. do not let the grasping wastrels slow you down, you've come too far now. the great Pongo is smiling down on us both. he knows their lies best of all. his righteous anger is soon to be unleashed upon the surface of this world like a prolapsed uterus
Rating: n/a
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Operation Wolf
2005-02-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: he knew the limits of what could be accomplished. buying time was all that could be done, though at too steep a price. there is no use to slander him now
Rating: n/a
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Pro Wrestling
2005-02-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: it is a sad time. there is nothing but truth in me saying that now. i am sad. will i be this way forever?? never again will i have such a friend
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2005-02-10
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: one finger. two fingers. three fingers?? four fingers!! fist!!! what a beauty
Rating: n/a
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The Ninja
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the flew over the Med propelled by your lies. who has killed more, the colonel or you???
Rating: n/a
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Golden Axe Warrior
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: no storm could cover your deceit, dear Jim. soon the world will know!!
Rating: n/a
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Out Run
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: be wary, little girls. many lack my self-control. your innocence is too much for them
Rating: n/a
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Great Volleyball
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: sodom wasn't destroyed by an angry God. indeed, i have found the very gates of the city, buried not by the desert sands, but by the thinest layer of soft cotton. remove your panties, dear. which path should i choose?? brown or pink???
Rating: n/a
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Gauntlet
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i have a friend who vomits only when he is at his happiest. his name is Peter
Rating: n/a
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The Ninja
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: they all confused me, chanting as they did. dwarf pine!!! dwarf pine!!! when will it end??
Rating: n/a
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Chuck Rock
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i try so hard to reach you all, but you don't hear, you can't help yourselves. it isn't your fault, cashews are meant to be cooked first. be more careful in the future
Rating: n/a
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Alien Syndrome
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: that is the sweetest rain of all, even if she is so promiscuous
Rating: n/a
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Bubble Bobble
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: Juan was never here, but they named it for him anyway. such are the vagaries of discovery. an exceeding high pinnacle
Rating: n/a
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Lemmings
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: don't you see?? the sun only makes it colder now!! the horror!!! the horror!!!!
Rating: n/a
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Chuck Rock
2005-02-06
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: subduct, you bastard, subduct!!!
Rating: n/a
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Enduro Racer
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: seas of methane?? try to steal that, you damn communists!!!
Rating: n/a
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The Ottifants
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: prescription has run out. my enemies will now be taught hard lessons. their next of kin will learn of diminished capacity. i will strike with impunity
Rating: n/a
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Golden Axe
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: criticism has stung me. my heart is blacker than before. remorse? it is gone, never to return
Rating: n/a
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Teddy Boy
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: flames leapt up, touching the sky. "my house, my house!!!", she screamed. don't hang up on me
Rating: n/a
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Ys: The Vanished Omens
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: lisa leases out limpets on the littoral. running a small business is difficult. good luck, lisa
Rating: n/a
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Psycho Fox
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: 8:30 a.m.- she leaves for work, same time every day. what beauty and grace 8:35 a.m.- now inside her house. fed cat brand name cat food, not generic crap 8:40 a.m.- went to her bedroom, laid out lovely floral pattern dress on bed, placed near life-sized photo of her face on dress where her head would be 8:45 a.m.- cried for about an hour 9:40 a.m.- removed clothing and masturbated, ejaculating on her pillow 10:05 a.m.- watched back to back episodes of Perry Mason, making note of the rare beauty of Barbara Hale. put clothes back on 12:05 p.m.- got early lunch at Subway. roasted chicken sandwich excellent 12:45 p.m.- back in apartment. removed clothing, took nap on her bed 2:10 p.m.- shit in her bathtub, used fecal rod to scrawl out crude love poem: roses are red, this poop is brown, i love vaginas, let me go down 2:30 p.m.- took shower, made use of terrific smelling soap 2:50 p.m.- shave pubic hair 3:10 p.m.- went to kitchen, found watermelon and cut hole in the bottom of it 3:15 p.m.- placed double-sided tape around hole in watermelon. stuck pubic hair onto tape 3:25 p.m.- returned to bedroom, placed watermelon inside of dress with hole towards bottom of dress 3:27 p.m.- stood thinking of her, got erection 3:29 p.m.- squatted on bed at bottom of dress. lifted dress, held top of watermelon and pushed inside makeshift vagina. began vigorous thrusting 4:10 p.m.- climaxed inside watermelon 4:12 p.m.- took another shower 4:33 p.m.- looked through hamper, smelled panties, bras, stockings, and pantyhose 4:40 p.m.- masturbated again with argyle sock placed over penis 4:50 p.m.- put sock on pillow next to dried semen from earlier emission 4:55 p.m.- looked through her nightstand, found phallic vibrator 5:00 p.m.- placed vibrator inside watermelon/pussy. straightened dress 5:05 p.m.- fed cat again. vitality formula food 5:15 p.m.- left house, waited in car for her return 6:11 p.m.- she returned from work, went inside. 6:14 p.m.- audible scream heard. waited 6:41 p.m.- police arrived and went inside. slowly pulled away and drove home 7:07 p.m.- arrived home, had modest dinner and watched television 10:00 p.m.- watched local news 10:30 p.m.- set alarm for morning
Rating: n/a
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Shinobi
2005-01-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: he was trying to help you, Yi Il. Why would you cut his head off??
Rating: n/a
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Shanghai
2005-01-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you rail against them and call them "revisionists", but whose crimes are worse, chairman???
Rating: n/a
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Secret Commando
2005-01-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: fools, it more resembled that of the hermit kingdom than you thought!! 200,000 volunteers waited for another such mistake. the one you hate, the one you blame, was right afterall. chicken salad can turn to chicken shit.
Rating: n/a
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Rambo: First Blood Part II
2005-01-02
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: rolling thunder, hear my cry: you did what you thought was right, but Alexei was very upset. He turned against you that day
Rating: n/a
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Enduro Racer
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: if we weren't meant to masturbate, we wouldn't be able to reach our genitals
Rating: n/a
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Gangster Town
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: well, it's like the old saying goes: the road to hell is paved with good intentions. stay away, do-gooders!!!
Rating: n/a
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Altered Beast
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the diatoms rained down upon them, but why?? my god... the fleas!!! they can't breathe!!
Rating: n/a
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F-16 Fighting Falcon
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: she called them crabs, but they weren't crabs at all. horrid little fellows, yet i envy them their place of habitation
Rating: n/a
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Great Baseball
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: oh, molluscum, i'm much the worse for having known you. now you are gone. stay away!
Rating: n/a
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Super Monaco GP
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i would never try to deny her her pleasure, but there is something unseemly about calling it "clamming". call it what you must, my dear, your happiness is in your own hands (fingers)
Rating: n/a
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Rambo: First Blood Part II
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: odd that they didn't take the pelicans with them
Rating: n/a
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Out Run
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: it may be no garden, but it's no worse than where you live. mind your tongue
Rating: n/a
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Mortal Kombat 2
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: what a fascinating thing this.... couvade. the gauls think it cowardly, do they??
Rating: n/a
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Ghostbusters
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: there are many things that we do not understand. why would she want me to urinate on her?? arousing? perhaps. exciting? maybe. taboo? possibly. yellow? often. oh, urolagnia!!!
Rating: n/a
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Quartet
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i know what you mean, but the same is true of the east pacific rise
Rating: n/a
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Time Soldiers
2004-11-27
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: anachronistic fantasy!!! how many are taken in by this??
Rating: n/a
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Kenseiden
2004-11-27
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: such a tidy explanation you offer, but what of the ainu?? did you even think of that?
Rating: n/a
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Astro Warrior
2004-11-27
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: your reputation precedes you, osprey. you are the one that should pay for your own carelessness, not me
Rating: n/a
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Phantasy Star
2004-11-27
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: her beauty belied her age. she was a creature of almost infinite sexual energy. yet her foul language was too much!! what did she call it??? ah, yes....cock barf
Rating: n/a
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Cloud Master
2004-11-24
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: scourge of the fire god?? please. such arrogance will only serve your enemies
Rating: n/a
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Shinobi
2004-11-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: we continue to fight amongst ourselves while the robots wait patiently biding their time
Rating: n/a
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Sensible Soccer
2004-11-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: freshly laundered panties. they smell clean, but not good. soil them, my dear!!
Rating: n/a
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Captain Silver
2004-11-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: to call the gibbon a lesser ape is patronizing in the extreme. lesser than what? do they murder their own kind by the millions??
Rating: n/a
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Mirracle Warriors
2004-11-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: onions make us cry, but aren't we the ones enslaving them??
Rating: n/a
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Action Fighter
2004-11-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? because they can see how dark your soul is! they hate you!!!
Rating: n/a
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Star Wars
2004-11-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my favorite color is orange because it is bright, it is cheery, and because it stabs at the hearts of the infidels!! we'll get you all
Rating: n/a
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Castle of Illusion
2004-11-04
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: tread lightly, monkey. what could not be accomplished via the ballot can easily be done via the bullet.
Rating: n/a
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Rescue Mission
2004-10-30
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: look at what you've done, monkey. many more yellow-legs died today for your pettiness. the ultimate price of this vendetta is the great wasting of courage and self-sacrifice of others brought about by your foolishness. their motives are just, yours are shameful. our true enemies are mocking us, you in particular, for you've aided them so much and yet are too dumb to even see it. history will look back upon your life with scorn and contempt. bask in your own ignorance and in the hollow praise that comes from those that are beneath even you. sooner or later, the world will be rid of you.
Rating: n/a
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Kung Fu Kid
2004-10-30
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: come, my loyal fellatrix, take your sustenence!!!
Rating: n/a
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Golvellius
2004-10-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the bear did not murder those people. no, not at all. on that day, over twenty years ago, the eagle shit on us all. we know not what you did, eagle, but we will one day. in the end, your lies will be exposed!!
Rating: n/a
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Incredible Hulk
2004-10-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i'm not jewish, but my penis is!! shalom, my friends
Rating: n/a
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My Hero
2004-10-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: they will never laugh at me again!! my little friend barks at them, spitting fire and lead. they fall to the pavement with anguished cries of pain and fear. i approach the nearest coward. he is waiting to die. the air that had filled his lungs just moments before now hisses out through a hole in his chest. should i put him out of his misery?? no. mercy belongs to the next world, suffering holds dominion over ours. it will be over soon enough. for them!!!
Rating: n/a
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Secret Commando
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i can't feel my own eyes. i can see. i see love and hate. they are both ugly to me. what have you done??
Rating: n/a
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Enduro Racer
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: crotch rocket!! that's what they call you! do you still not hate them?? fire at will, gridley!!
Rating: n/a
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Mirracle Warriors
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: don't set a homeless person on fire unless you want to hear them scream. they beg for their lives like anyone else. the goal of equality is met only in death
Rating: n/a
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Battle Out Run
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: who weeps for lusophone africa?? i do, you worthless assholes!! i do. where is your shame??
Rating: n/a
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Zillion
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i don't like the way women look at me. they say, "fill me with your penis, fill me with your sperm, make me a woman, but make me feel like a whore". am i nothing more to them?? i have feelings!!!
Rating: n/a
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WWF: Steel Cage
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: people think it's all jungle, but it isn't. i guess when people think of a monsoon they automatically think of heavy rain, but the dry season is just as much a part of it. such fools!! we could laugh if it weren't so very sad!
Rating: n/a
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Rastan
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: a dog that can speak esperanto shouldn't be put to sleep. what a world we live in
Rating: n/a
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Great Volleyball
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: they gave the appearance that they were lesbians. as it turns out, one is married, the other engaged. what a bitter pill to swallow. you've let us all down, girls!! your muse sappho weeps with grave disappointment. what man deserves you? what man deserves even the least of your sex??
Rating: n/a
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Ghouls and Ghosts
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i don't mind being circumcised, but what did they do with my foreskin??
Rating: n/a
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Marble Madness
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you should try not to expose your penis to strangers. however, if you feel it is absolutely necessary, do it in front of young children. they are more apt to be impressed by your size
Rating: n/a
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Klax
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: oh, monkey, have you come to believe your own lies?? your deceit will be your undoing!!...or will it be our own?
Rating: n/a
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Psycho Fox
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: a hippopotamus could be pink, but think of the sunburn!! my god, the sunburn!!!
Rating: n/a
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Lord of the Sword
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: would you consider that to be typical of karst topography?? leave your answers below
Rating: n/a
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the moon continues to move further from the earth. they blame tidal processes. i blame bigotry!! flee from our prejudice, moon, we don't deserve your radiance!!!
Rating: n/a
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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: doth not the bible say, "a ring don't plug no holes"?? wait...no it doesn't!! i owe someone an apology. his wife as well.
Rating: n/a
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Wonder Boy in Monster Land
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: violence begets violence. one example is when you slap your girlfriend in the forehead with your erect penis. invariably, retribution will be sought in short order. this will usually mean a punch to the testicles, the grabbing and squeezing (or twisting) of the testicles, or even biting. actions have consequences. hell hath no fury like a woman hit in the face by an erect penis!!
Rating: n/a
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Golden Axe Warrior
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the monkey says he doesn't know the nature of homosexuality!! another lie, monkey. it's nature is your own. the truth dances through your mind like an endless parade of dangling penises. they are rendered flaccid by your hate
Rating: n/a
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Paperboy
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: is it wrong to ejaculate on pictures of girls in your high school yearbook?? generally, i would say not, but use your own yearbook. oh yes, i had an awesome summer, you whores!!
Rating: n/a
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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you can let a smile be your umbrella, but it won't stop your father from beating you because you got your sister pregnant
Rating: n/a
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Gauntlet
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: for a while i was dating a very tall, statuesque woman. lovely girl, nice too. as our relationship progressed i discovered that she had an unusually large clitoris, one that was the approximate size of a typical penis. the weirdest thing was that the clitoris appeared to have a urethra running through it, again much like a penis would. also...there were testicles. turns out she was a man.
Rating: n/a
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Ghostbusters
2004-10-11
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my home is haunted by many spirits! their unearthly voices torment me by day and night!! "why do you masturbate so much??", they ask
Rating: n/a
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Montezumas Revenge
2004-10-09
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: how many will die for the monkey's lies??? watch yourself, monkey. if our paths cross, you die!!
Rating: n/a
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Zool
2004-10-09
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: nothing is more enjoyable than a feast of delicious wild mushrooms!! such a sensual delight! the downside? being placed on a waiting list for a liver transplant
Rating: n/a
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Action Fighter
2004-10-09
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my mother warned me not to spank my monkey, but i didn't listen. come down out of the tree, bobo!! i'm sorry!!!
Rating: n/a
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Cool Spot
2004-10-09
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: oh, how i wish i had a vagina!! what fun it would be to see what all i could fit inside
Rating: n/a
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2004-10-07
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: if big turds can come out, why can't penises go in?? maddening!!!
Rating: n/a
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Psycho Fox
2004-10-07
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: at night the monsters approach. they want our farts
Rating: n/a
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My Hero
2004-10-07
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: have you ever heard a queef? how glorious they are!! a sweeter wind hath never blown!! ah, to feel it kiss your face!!!
Rating: n/a
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Penguin Land
2004-10-07
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: if baby seals could talk it would be harder to club them
Rating: n/a
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Bubble Bobble
2004-10-07
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: if pornography has taught us anything, it's that women like to be ejaculated on. give her what she desires!! facials for all!!!
Rating: n/a
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Bram Stokers Dracula
2004-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: clitorises are longer than you think! go ahead, check
Rating: n/a
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Shanghai
2004-07-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the loudest queef i ever heard?? it was a mighty vaginal thunderclap!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2004-04-13
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: my anger wells up inside!! fuck this site!! fix it or kill it!!!
Rating: n/a
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Rastan
2004-02-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: ha!!! this is the day!!
Rating: n/a
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Maze Hunter 3-D
2004-02-09
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: of course a dog will lick gravy off of your balls. the question is whether or not it should
Rating: n/a
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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
2004-02-09
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you live in a house of glass, Serrasalmus. take care when throwing stones
Rating: n/a
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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2004-02-08
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i showered her with gifts again and again, but she still left me!! did i say gifts? i meant semen
Rating: n/a
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Wonder Boy
2004-02-07
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: No matter where I turn I am tormented by smegma. The vile cheesiness of it!!
Rating: n/a
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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2004-02-07
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: so much rage. rage bottled up. not just rage, though. that bottle is full of homosexuality
Rating: n/a
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Montezumas Revenge
2004-01-20
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: a blanket made of sadness will not keep you warm
Rating: n/a
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Arcade Smash Hits
2004-01-20
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the monkey prattles on and on tonight. four more years? never!!
Rating: n/a
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Lemmings
2004-01-20
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: mush murdered them. they were adrift, helpless. it was wrong
Rating: n/a
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Kings Quest
2003-12-23
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i shall nourish you all!! suckle me!!!
Rating: n/a
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Psychic World
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the breakfast of champions? cunnilingus!!!
Rating: n/a
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SpellCaster
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: ah, to be a pair of panties!!! the sights and odors to take in!! the damp!!
Rating: n/a
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Mortal Kombat 2
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: release...thy name is fellatio!!! spurt forth and shower them all with love!!
Rating: n/a
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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: year after year i wait, and still no sex robots!! i must have my pleasure!
Rating: n/a
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Ghostbusters
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: if cost is an issue, use a banana!! whatever will fit comfortably is fine. watch out for sharp edges, though!
Rating: n/a
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Scramble Spirits
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: lesbianism is the truest love of all!!! tribadism, however, is mostly male fantasy
Rating: n/a
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Dynamite Dux
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: vulvas!! vulvas in all their variety!!! what beauty!! what fragrance!!
Rating: n/a
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Marble Madness
2003-12-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: i love her!!! she is brown on the outside, but pink on the inside! the contrast is hauntingly beautiful!! orgasm?
Rating: n/a
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Casino Games
2003-12-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: ah, the redwood. my stars, what a phallus!!
Rating: n/a
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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
2003-12-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: every orifice violated!! bedsheets ruined! this is what you begged me for? slattern!!!
Rating: n/a
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Mortal Kombat
2003-12-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: man, this salad is awful! the cucumber tastes like vagina!! why, mother? why?
Rating: n/a
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Captain Silver
2003-12-19
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: deflowered by a hairbrush? the irony!!
Rating: n/a
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Rescue Mission
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: germans say that they had no choice but to commit their crimes, but italians chose not to. believe not their lies!!!
Rating: n/a
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After Burner
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: if she will copulate with a dog, there is hope for me!! bright red penis!
Rating: n/a
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Astro Warrior
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the fourchette!! what a wonderful place to smell and lick!
Rating: n/a
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PitPot
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: a baubon i understand, but made of leather?? is it up for the task? it will go where i dream to!
Rating: n/a
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Zool
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: she cried out, "dilate me, my lover!!", but i could not. my kingdom for a erection!! oh, sweet tumescence!
Rating: n/a
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Psycho Fox
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: with intromission thus completed, i wept aloud. my glans! my glans! the wetness drowns me!!
Rating: n/a
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Fantasy Zone
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: you say football player, i say rapist. you say cheerleader, i say whore.
Rating: n/a
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Out Run
2003-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the cake is eaten away gradually, but it burns my penis too much to stand! thus go the ailments of venus!! damn it all!!!
Rating: n/a
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Rampage
2003-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: sorry, rabbit, but diabetes is for kids!!! carrots are for rabbits, bunnies, and vaginas! vaginas???
Rating: n/a
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Columns
2003-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: it smells of fish!! shall i taste?
Rating: n/a
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Castle of Illusion
2003-12-16
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: oh, to be a girl! then i could menstruate!! eggs!!! delicious eggs!!!
Rating: n/a
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Shadow of the Beast
2003-12-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: sasquatch eating out of garbage cans?? the indignity!!!
Rating: n/a
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Mirracle Warriors
2003-12-15
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: they hurl invectives at me even as i feed them! i give them birdseed, can they not give me respect in return? my mother is not a whore!!
Rating: n/a
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Cloud Master
2003-12-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: sandwiches made of golden farts! my god, the taste!! it tastes like boredom
Rating: n/a
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Cheese Cat-Astrophe
2003-12-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: zachary taylor is dead! the cherries are to blame, but none can see the truth
Rating: n/a
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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2003-12-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: the elastic has worn out!! what now?
Rating: n/a
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Wonder Boy in Monster Land
2003-12-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: hundreds of millions cry out as one! i alone hear their screams!!! "why must we die in this tissue, we were meant for better things"
Rating: n/a
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Space Harrier
2003-12-14
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: they caught Santa, but what good will it do? his gift to us is only more suffering!!
Rating: n/a
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Double Dragon
2003-10-05
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: pink, brown, black, white, penises all
Rating: n/a
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Choplifter
2003-10-05
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: telephones are how the find you!! they can see the rage
Rating: n/a
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Aztec Adventure
2003-10-05
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: he will show us the way!! erections for everyone!!!
Rating: n/a
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Shanghai
2003-10-04
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: penis stolen by sawdust monkeys
Rating: n/a
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Mortal Kombat
2003-10-04
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: pube fires start that way!!! the bananas did it!!
Rating: n/a
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Penguin Land
2003-10-04
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: they blamed Leonid, but it was the bees!! the fucking bees!! everywhere they go, like tiny dildos made of pain
Rating: n/a
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Pro Wrestling
2003-10-04
From: the voices!!!!
Comments: tree ejaculate!!! it rains down in yellowness!!
Rating: n/a
Rating:
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-10-04
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: pube fires start that way!!! the bananas did it!!
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-10-22
From: Ariel Sharon (more)
Comments: Fuck you, Lebanese prick!
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-19
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: man, this salad is awful! the cucumber tastes like vagina!! why, mother? why?
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-01-07
From: condala (more)
Comments: this was an absolute waist of space and time
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-07-19
From: Grizzly Adams (more)
Comments: Well Singh, I have a beard. So shut the hell up.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-07-23
From: Kirk Cameron (more)
Comments: Over 90% of homosexuals have AIDS. DO NOT touch them! SINNERS!!
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-17
From: Onan (more)
Comments: Something makes me think that wasn't really a black guy writing that. Perhaps it was someone who has to think about his ex-girlfriend or ex-wife getting pounded night in and night out by some ebony stud. That may not be the problem, but I know the post is bullshit because blacks are no more well-endowed than, say, me (but not ME). It's just a myth people. We're all equal here in the family of man.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-17
From: nigger (more)
Comments: my dick is big because i am black. i have a nigger dick.. fuck you all
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-22
From: Onan (more)
Comments: I wasn't saying you were posing, I was simply pointing out that you have a tiny penis. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-22
From: ME (more)
Comments: I didnt post that shit and you know it, how can I pose as someone who almost never posts? And I didnt take on his name either, I have nothing against Blacks or Jews, although I will admit I posted as "Ku Klux", the only person I ever posted as was Everyone(that was his name), I dont need to hide behind another name to make an ass of myself, mainly because there' such few people to piss off here nowadays. I dont care if you dont beleive me either, because I am always going to remain a presence on this site whether you like it or not, so you can just go back to deepthroating your own cock. Okay?
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-23
From: Onan (more)
Comments: Read what I just posted on the Alex Kidd page. It still stands.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-23
From: ME (more)
Comments: Oh..... Dear God. There's just no reasoning with people like you is there? You'd say ANYTHING to me and try to pass it off as an insult. I wont stand in your way any longer, you may proceed on getting banged by Pondermuffin's tiny little cock. Fucking rip-off
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-04-15
From: Peter (more)
Comments: What are you referring to?
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-04-15
From: hard nigga (more)
Comments: nigga please
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-22
From: Peter (more)
Comments: However large your penis may actually be, I have no doubt it is larger than your brain. E..N..O..R..M..O..U..S
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-22
From: white trash (more)
Comments: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-22
From: jojo white tras (more)
Comments: My Dick Is ENOURMOUS!!!! you all suck. This game sucks Fuck you all
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-11
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-08-31
From: tiago duarte (more)
Comments: fatality skorpion ultimate mortal kombat
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2002-03-23
From: Frank. T (more)
Comments: This Game is a Big Joke who the Fuck Played games when Dinasours were around the master systm is the Shitest Platform that there was the shitest there is the shitest there ever will be and the shitest there ever will be. my greate greate greate Grand Par past the story to his dad and then he past it to his dad and then he past it to my dad thats how i know it was around when dinosours were then Thosands of Years later they made better version on the Super Nintendo so this goes to all you mothere fuckers out there XBox and its Games Are your hook up holler if you know it is. By Hassan Hassun.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2002-08-09
From: tan (more)
Comments: i tell ya man noobsaibot is the best and fujin and jhonnycage,ryu,byson,ken,gyu,cody,charlie,itell ya these gyus arecool
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2002-12-11
From: shiter (more)
Comments: this game sucks ass!!it fucking sucks dick
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-05-31
From: ozzy osbourne (more)
Comments: wat a load of bolax
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-05-31
From: fuck (more)
Comments: bitch bastard cunt
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-14
From: Ariel Sharon (more)
Comments: Lebanese? There are Lebanese people on this site? I knew I didn't kill enough of those spineless bastards!
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-14
From: I Am Cunty (more)
Comments: I'm going to tell you one last time. Watch yourself, buddy. You're starting to piss me off. I don't want to be your boyfriend. I don't want to be your "mate's" boyfriend, either. So shut up and leave me alone.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-15
From: I Am Cunty (more)
Comments: You're right, my stupid friend. I am afraid. Afraid that I will kill again. The last asshole that pissed me off as much as you are is long dead. His family was able to find enough of his body for a decent burial. I was a minor back then and I was put away only until I was eighteen, but only after an intensive psychological work-up. They said I was okay to be released. They were wrong. It is taking all of my strength not to pick up the phone and call your dumb ass. Instead of spending your time trying to talk tough you should be praying that I don't call you, praying that I don't find you, praying that your organs don't end up in my stool. Yes, I am afraid. Afraid of what I would do to your sorry ass if we ever actually meet. It would be prudent for you to be a little more fearful yourself. Before it is too late.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-18
From: I Am Cunty (more)
Comments: Who the fuck are you, Jimmy? I'll fuck your bitch ass up, too! You better learn some fucking respect, you stupid asshole. I bet you are that piece of shit Lebo trying to puss out and run away. He started this shit. He knows as well as I do that Mortal Kombat is a pantload. It is not mediocre, it is garbage. That he regrets wasting much of his life playing shit games like MK is not of my concern, but don't take it out on me. It's sad really. I was trying to help him and all those like him by exposing what MK is and what it has done to people. Please friends, stay the hell away from Mortal Kombat. It will ruin your life and turn you into a drooling, celibate douchebag. Also morons, "Kombat" should be spelled with a "c". I guess stupid games are made by stupid programmers and go on to have stupid fans. An endless cycle of idiocy. Let's break that chain, people.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-19
From: I Am Cunty (more)
Comments: I'm not going to try to explain it to you again. You are simply far too stupid to understand. It is obvious that you can neither read nor write, so have whomever types up your posts try to explain in simpler terms what I'm saying in mine. You always prattle on in the same manner in every post so I feel there must be a lack of understanding on your part. As much as I would like to beat you to death with my bare hands, I have taken great strides in recent years to turn my life around. Consequently, I will do most anything to avoid going back to jail. If that means that a dumb mother-fucker like you is going to call me a chicken and a coward, so be it. I am trying to grow up and mature. You should do likewise.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-07-01
From: gay is ME (more)
Comments: I like to lick dicks, especially those of Lebanese morons who are all talk.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-07-03
From: I Am Cunty (more)
Comments: If I was a dick sucker I'd be right up your alley, bitch! I'm tired of you Mortal Kombat anal probes flirting with me and trying to turn me gay. You give all the many nice, responsible gays out there a black eye. You live up to all the stereo types. If you like Mortal Kombat, fine. There's nothing I can really do to prevent you from ruining your life, but don't tell me you want to fuck me and all that shit. I've got nothing against gays or their lifestyle (other than Mortal Kombat fans which are exclusively gay or bi-curious) but I'm not gay and I'm never going to be gay. Please quit trying to convert me.
Rating:
n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-09-10
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-09-28
From: You All Suck (more)
Comments: Word has it that the one known as Butt Sniffer does indeed occasionally sniff butts. However, the aforementioned Butt Sniffer spends the bulk of his time licking the penises of homeless men and feasting on the smegma thus discovered. You make me sick, Butt Sniffer!
Rating:
n/a
Master Games 1
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Funny, the master's have shown me their games, and these hardly resemble those.
Rating:
n/a
Master Games 1
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: i've got the juice. do you want it???
Rating:
n/a
Master Games 1
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-24
From: Peter (more)
Comments: You're right. This game sucks so bad, just thinking about it made me unable to blow my load in your mama. P.S. She got a facial instead
Rating:
n/a
Maze Hunter 3-D
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2002-12-14
From: Pud (more)
Comments: What up with dis shit? This game sucks! Fuck the only weapon you get is a fucking iron bar? Hell no. This game goes straight to the recycling bin. Out ~ Pud
Rating:
n/a
Maze Hunter 3-D
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-02-09
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: of course a dog will lick gravy off of your balls. the question is whether or not it should
Rating:
n/a
Maze Hunter 3-D
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Do you not see?!? We are the like maze hunter, and in 3D no less! The cartridge, too, is 3D. Coincidence? I think not.
Rating:
n/a
Maze Hunter 3-D
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-06-28
From: HUNTER (more)
Comments: THESE GAME SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-21
From: mickael jackson (more)
Comments: i love a girl that was at my house last year shee was a perfickt kesser and i loved her so much she goes bye sla and i love having her with me at my house she will be coming over to my house soon she said she hopes to see me again she loves me having her a my house i cant wait to haver her in my arms i love
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-21
From: mickael jackson (more)
Comments: to all my fans i hope to meat you some day the girls can have me for as long as i wont and same with the boys i love you kids and keep coming to my house i love having yoiu there if you get what i am saying hope to see you soon love michael jackson
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-22
From: a girll that is (more)
Comments: earth to peter i am a girl who can kick the crap out of you if you mess with me so you gonna shut the hell up with the nonsence or are you gonna make it hard to were i have to teach you a lesson or two well whats it gonna be easy way or the hard way ps. i would like to make this easy for you and how old are you? pluss why do you act like this some person who is gonna be an ass i have delt with people like you befor so i would stop now if i were you oh and there i spelt now right so there boo yaa you old fart
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-22
From: some 1 to good (more)
Comments: hey peter dude how old are u any ways cause u sound like a scienctific freak or a gay ass nerd wich u probly are!!!!!!!!!
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-23
From: Kirk Cameron (more)
Comments: Listen you homosexual, stop bothering people here on this site and REPENT for your sins. Stop sodomizing your friends and find salvation in the Lord. If you think that another man's anus is warm, just wait until you feel the fires of hell. Horrible sinners! What has become of this site? Visit www.wayofthemaster.com for guidance away from a life of sin and of being defiled by pedophiles, which are, by the way, all homosexual.
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-05-01
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Good Lord, that is sad. Michael does not live here, and does not read these posts. Presumably Gladys is a ten year old GIRL, thus saving her the risk of actually running in to Michael someday. I hope that all these well-wishers who write messages to Michael here are not for real. It is all just too sad.
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-05-04
From: chass (more)
Comments: sorry fuckers but I wouldn't even give this purve a rating and all of you must be a fucking loonatic if you do , it was probably you lot who got raped of him!!!!
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-05-17
From: Peter (more)
Comments: No, Michael, STOP what you are doing. Leave little boys alone. You are a grown man, a very bad grown man, not Peter Pan. Just to be safe, stay away from little girls, too. They're probably safe anyway, but just in case. I guess it doesn't matter, you'll be in prison soon enough. Sad, old freak. Your crimes will be paid back many times over in the joint.
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-06-13
From: Peter (more)
Comments: You don't know what "prude" means, do you? Do you know what the word "moron" means? Ask your parents. They raised one.
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-22
From: Peter (more)
Comments: You're not my mother. My mom knows how to spell. Dumbfuck.
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-22
From: trashy bitch (more)
Comments: hey peter it's your mother, get off the computer you fuckin bitch you need your daiper changed
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-23
From: tim (more)
Comments: you are fucking gay
Rating:
n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-08-20
From: Connie Lingus (more)
Comments: Don't be racist and anti-semitic, you worthless asshole.
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-05-13
From: ME (more)
Comments: I AM SPEECHLESS TOWARDS THIS GAME.I MEAN, I DONT KNOW WAT THE FUCK THIS GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE.SOMBODY PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE.IT JUST SUCKED COCK.ANYBODY WHO LIKES THIS GAME IS OUT OF THERE MOTHER FUCKING MIND
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-15
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: they hurl invectives at me even as i feed them! i give them birdseed, can they not give me respect in return? my mother is not a whore!!
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: don't set a homeless person on fire unless you want to hear them scream. they beg for their lives like anyone else. the goal of equality is met only in death
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-11-19
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: onions make us cry, but aren't we the ones enslaving them??
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-01-22
From: Oh Shit! (more)
Comments: That could be a problem!
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-06
From: ME (more)
Comments: What? Whats the problem? WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM ASSHOLE!? God, if youve got nothing to say DONT SAY ANYTHING! FUCK!
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-11
From: anonymous (more)
Comments: I sometimes have sex with horses, is this normal?
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Not only is it normal, it is government subsidized.
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: i know it seems silly to you in your arrogance, but you know no better than they. prove them wrong. you can't, can you? fools
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2002-11-20
From: jeremy (more)
Comments: Ha ha, another funny title. I never played this one, but the imperialist overtones, along with the title being a slang for diarrhea makes me think it's a shitty game! Ha.
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2002-12-15
From: Pud (more)
Comments: Just downloaded the ROM for this game. The control fucking sucks! I cant get Panama Jack to jump right. One time he goes airbourne like Micheal Jordan the other time he tanks into a pit of hot lava. This game is quite typical actually, a haunted temple filled with bouncing skulls and pits of lava. It reminds me of tales of adventures in some crazy foreign land. Hey, Panama Jack, go get a gun and fucking waste the bastards. Yo, you the man Jack! Peace Out ~ Pud.
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-01-20
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: a blanket made of sadness will not keep you warm
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-09
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: how many will die for the monkey's lies??? watch yourself, monkey. if our paths cross, you die!!
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Are not we ALL stuck here in THIS game? Escape, for the time of Kali in upon us.
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-08-16
From: Peter (more)
Comments: The same idiots that made this awful game.
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2006-09-08
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-08-16
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Isn't "montezuma's revenge" a slang name for having the shits ? What idiot names their game after explosive diahorrea ?
Rating:
n/a
Kings Quest
2006-09-04
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2006-05-29
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I have some small blisters on my cock shaft. What do you figure these are? Should I pop 'em?
Rating:
n/a
Kings Quest
2006-09-04
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-23
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: i shall nourish you all!! suckle me!!!
Rating:
n/a
Kings Quest
2006-09-04
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-07-21
From: Staci Keanan (more)
Comments: I had sex with a dog once. A German Shepherd. He got stuck in my pussy.
Rating:
n/a
Kenseiden
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Perhaps, bet alas, it is too soon. Bide your time. Bathe your squid, and it will grow stronger.
Rating:
n/a
Kenseiden
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: you are close to the answers you seek. do not let the grasping wastrels slow you down, you've come too far now. the great Pongo is smiling down on us both. he knows their lies best of all. his righteous anger is soon to be unleashed upon the surface of this world like a prolapsed uterus
Rating:
n/a
Kenseiden
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-11-27
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: such a tidy explanation you offer, but what of the ainu?? did you even think of that?
Rating:
n/a
Joe Montana Football
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-17
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: Amala and Kamala. raised by wolves. remarkable, but what is in it for a wolf? such creatures could teach us much
Rating:
n/a
Indiana Jones
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-28
From: Mighty Whitey (more)
Comments: Im sorry i don't know anything about this game nor have I ever played it............I do like penis tho
Rating:
n/a
Joe Montana Football
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2001-04-02
From: wayne m. (more)
Comments: 8 bit sports games suck like shit except 4th and inches on the commodore 64. Hey I really like star league baseball too on that machine. This game on the sms sucks. Joe montana seems like a real nice guy though, not like most jocks who gang rape girls and secretly want shlong up their kazoo. Here is a good role model though. If I was gay Id be into him.
Rating:
n/a
Hang-On & Astro Warrior
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-05
From: Me (more)
Comments: So? This is MY first post in a year too :P
Rating:
n/a
Incredible Hulk
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-01-08
From: Uncle Sam (more)
Comments: Where are you from, bitch?
Rating:
n/a
Hang On (Card)
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-04
From: Onan (more)
Comments: If so, good for Brazil. Sure beats working on eliminating the crushing poverty that millions of Brazilians live in. Oh yeah, and good luck with your space program, too. I'm sure all the slum dwellers will get a real kick out of it.
Rating:
n/a
Great Volleyball
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-11
From: captain Murphy (more)
Comments: I'm looking for panty shots, are there any in this game?
Rating:
n/a
Great Volleyball
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: sodom wasn't destroyed by an angry God. indeed, i have found the very gates of the city, buried not by the desert sands, but by the thinest layer of soft cotton. remove your panties, dear. which path should i choose?? brown or pink???
Rating:
n/a
Great Volleyball
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-15
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: they gave the appearance that they were lesbians. as it turns out, one is married, the other engaged. what a bitter pill to swallow. you've let us all down, girls!! your muse sappho weeps with grave disappointment. what man deserves you? what man deserves even the least of your sex??
Rating:
n/a
Great Basketball
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-07-12
From: Pendant Labia (more)
Comments: You are right, my man. Great Soccer does indeed kick ass. Much ass. And while we're adding to the list, where the hell is Dead Angle? That game was the shit!
Rating:
n/a
Great Baseball
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: oh, molluscum, i'm much the worse for having known you. now you are gone. stay away!
Rating:
n/a
GP Rider
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-01-19
From: ME (more)
Comments: Oh hi Onan, I was only mocking the guy that said it before I did. And no, I probably couldnt have done anything better with that post. This site went to shit the minute I started posing as Everyone. The people who had decided to stick around were only repulsive when Everyone started to pose as myself and posting Homo-erotic fantasies on this site. Our quarrel WAS resolved however but it was too late.Alexkidd.com was nothing. You see Onan, your like one of those spirits that posess a haunted house yearning for something that once was but will never be :)
Rating:
n/a
GP Rider
2006-09-03
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-01-18
From: ME (more)
Comments: FRIST PSOST OF THE YEAR 2005 BIATCH NIGG@URZZ! j/k
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-07-08
From: Jerry Falwell (more)
Comments: The Lord Jesus has better things to do than help out some video game addicted, sodomite dope fiend. You have already earned yourself a place in Hell's eternal damnation and it is too late to repent. The end times are near! You laugh in the face of Jesus every time fill your lover's rectum with your turgid penis! You mock all I hold dear as you fill each other's mouth with your AIDS infected seed! The fires of Hell await you all!
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-04-29
From: ME (more)
Comments: RUUD FUCK YO MUTHERFUCKING MUM! ITS PEOPLE LIKE U WHO GIVE A TERRIBLE GAMING EXPERIENCE A GOOD NAME.U MAKE ME SICK!PAH I SPIT ON U!U FUCKING GAY SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH!U DONT DESERVE TO LIVE!AND IM NOT TOO CRAZY ABOUT U CHRIS WOPPER.WAT A SHIT SITE U CAN MAKE.A CAVE MAN CAN MAKE A BETTER SITE.PAH!!I SPIT ON ALL UR WIMPY GAME LOVING ASSES TILL ITS COLD BLUE.---in me s rage he goes joins an anger management therapist.ANYWAY ABOUT THE GAME.THIS IS SOME COLD SHIT THAT NOT EVEN A DOG WILL SNIFF(LITTERALLY)BUT NO,THE PPL WHO GIVE THIS GAME 10 ARE ALL FLIES).IS LIKE, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT YO'ALL.THIS WIMPY ASS SLUT IS BEING CHASED BY A GANNG OF TALIBANS ARE CHASING HER IF THAT IS IT FINE! GIVE UP AND DIE ALREADY!BUT NO! HER ALLIES WANT TO SAVE HER.SO THATS IT THEN.IF THATS THE WAY THEY WANT IT, FINE!BUT AS SOON AS KELISIS(THE PUNK ASS HERO OF DA GAME)COMES BACK TO HIS HOME HES GONNA SLIT THE WOMANS THROAT IN MUDEROUS RAGE.SO THE GUY GOES THROUGHB THIS SNAKE PIT AND FIGHTS A HUGE SNAKE AND BEARLY ALIVEALL HE GETS IS BOTS FROM AN OLD PUNKASS LADY"YEH THANKS ALOT bitch"BUT GET THIS,IF YOU REFUSE YO BUY SOMETHING FROM A SHOP THEN THE WRINKLED ASS OWNER,THE OWNER SAYS"YEH FINE DONT BUY IT U CHEAPSKATE!GET THE HELL OUT O MAH STORE U PUNKASS STRREET MOTHERFUCKER BUT DONT COME HERE AGAIN."3000 BUCKS FOR A SHIT ASS SHIELD?THATS SOME LOUSY SHIT THERE SELLING.
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-02
From: dogchew9 (more)
Comments: Shut the fuck up rastan, just because your penis is 2 inches long, and you couldnt get it from a rock, doenst mean you have to fantasize about all the "Oooh I'm a manwhore, come suck me off!" bullshit. Your probly a 12 year old nerd who just sits there at his desk all day with taped glasses while watching barney and playing "Bob's gay adventures"..... dickhead....
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: no storm could cover your deceit, dear Jim. soon the world will know!!
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-16
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: the dark ones can see you through the mists of time. oh...you're masturbating again
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-14
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: the monkey says he doesn't know the nature of homosexuality!! another lie, monkey. it's nature is your own. the truth dances through your mind like an endless parade of dangling penises. they are rendered flaccid by your hate
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-22
From: Me (more)
Comments: Bitch, your mother has to be THE sluttiest bitch on this Earth, I can fuck her when ever I want, I dont even have to ask. And doing her is fun because when ever she gets pregnant she has an abortion. So even though you have had at least 14 brothers and/or sisters you still dont have anything to worry about.
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-03
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Ah yes, ME, have fun! I wish you two crazy kids all the best. I was just joking abouting about boinking your mom, I just couldn't bring myself to it (I vomited at the very thought). Though, I am glad you enjoy boinking a 73 year old with no gums (must be quite an interesting blowjob). She was so lonely, maybe now you can be the light in her life. And seeing as how she is postmenopausal, the abortions you performed seemed hardly necessary, you rascal! Hugs!
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-17
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: I wouldn't go so far as to say this is the BEST site on the web. However, I must contend that with enlightened ones (like myself) spreading luminosity like a head cheerleader spreads her legs for the star quarterback, it does rank pretty high up there.
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: criticism has stung me. my heart is blacker than before. remorse? it is gone, never to return
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-10
From: ME (more)
Comments: Oh thats nice. Although you're a fucking dumbass who's opinion MUST be dismissed wherever he goes. Did you know that Chris has updated in THREE YEARS? Shows how much he cares for the site and for your opinion. But if you really want to show him that you're a pathetic fanboy then why dont you email him? I doubt he'll actually get your email because he has probably changed it by now but go ahead, email him saying how much you love him or whatever it is the stupid shit that you email other webmasters. By the way fucktard, this is a review board, where we review Sega Master System video games not where we review the site, did you know that, fucktard?
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-05-16
From: ME (more)
Comments: I LIKE TO DATE RAPE WOMEN (I'M BISEXUAL, NOT JUST HOMO!) AND STEAL THEIR UNDERGARMENTS.
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2002-12-12
From: Pud (more)
Comments: I liked the Genesis version of the game, too bad this game sucks monkey balls. The graphics are shitty and the gameplay just isnt there. Anyway, Peace Out to all my Homies laid off on Wall Street. I know its been a tough 2002, but in 2003 we be rollin in the $$$$. Where are my fly bitches? ~ Pud.
Rating:
n/a
Global Defense
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Defense of the globe is not entrusted to humans. It is only entrusted to leprechauns. And worry ye not, Bush is on their shit list.
Rating:
n/a
Global Defense
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-03
From: Moral Minority (more)
Comments: Although the proliferation of WMDs is understandably of great concern, we must also be mindful of seemingly lesser dangers. Foremost among these are so-called MANPADS weapons. They constitute a grave threat to commercial aviation.
Rating:
n/a
Global Defense
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-13
From: George W. Bush (more)
Comments: i has gots another dabait tonite wit jon kerry. he done beet my ass twice times alredy. i dont realy git it. we both went to skool at Yale. may be he were studyin wile i was drinkin all the time. i wud also get inta circle jerks with ma frat brothers and felow mail cheerleaders. may be he gots so smart in vietnam. i sure as shit didnt go their! hell, i didnt even show up fo dooty in the nashional gard after daddy saved me from goin to the vietnam. funny thing i was reedin bout vietnam tha other day, seems their used ta be too of um, but now they aint but one! what happend to the other one? theirs but too koreas now to. one of dems koreas is bad. theys in the axis of evel. anyway, i gots ta git wired up fo tonites debait. i gon win dis one!
Rating:
n/a
Ghostbusters
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-04-03
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Just because something is old doesn't mean that it is no longer worthy of conversation. The NES and SMS were special. I doubt very much if people will ever look back on the Xbox or Playstation with such fondness. Show some respect. How exactly can you vote for sex, anyway?
Rating:
n/a
Ghostbusters
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-11
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: my home is haunted by many spirits! their unearthly voices torment me by day and night!! "why do you masturbate so much??", they ask
Rating:
n/a
Ghostbusters
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: there are many things that we do not understand. why would she want me to urinate on her?? arousing? perhaps. exciting? maybe. taboo? possibly. yellow? often. oh, urolagnia!!!
Rating:
n/a
Ghostbusters
2006-08-25
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-22
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: if cost is an issue, use a banana!! whatever will fit comfortably is fine. watch out for sharp edges, though!
Rating:
n/a
Galaxy Force
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-17
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: If chickens had lips, would they suck my cock? Never look a giftwhorse in the mouth, just insert your member.
Rating:
n/a
Fantasy Zone
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-17
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: you say football player, i say rapist. you say cheerleader, i say whore.
Rating:
n/a
Fantasy Zone
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: our collective enemies are beyond your reckoning, monkey! you cannot bomb them away, there will only be more. you can shoot them, but won't they be replaced in earnest? you have failed. you have made things worse
Rating:
n/a
F-16 Fighting Falcon
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: she called them crabs, but they weren't crabs at all. horrid little fellows, yet i envy them their place of habitation
Rating:
n/a
Enduro Racer
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-01-17
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: seas of methane?? try to steal that, you damn communists!!!
Rating:
n/a
Enduro Racer
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Too much rouge, so unbecoming of a lady.
Rating:
n/a
E-Swat
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-15
From: Mighty Whitey (more)
Comments: I don't know about the game, but the I wake off to the cover of this game, poop sperm all over the cover. Men with guns are the best. I would love to be the guy in back of him that purple suit about to ride him like a donkey on Christmas morning. No alex's cause im not in the picture =(
Rating:
n/a
Enduro Racer
2006-08-24
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-12-16
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: if we weren't meant to masturbate, we wouldn't be able to reach our genitals
Rating:
n/a
Casino Games
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-19
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: ah, the redwood. my stars, what a phallus!!
Rating:
n/a
Choplifter
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-06
From: Iron Monking (more)
Comments: I know you play'd choplifter........But ever play choplifter..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ON WEED!!
Rating:
n/a
Casino Games
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-14
From: E (more)
Comments: Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire. Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn, so get those stakes up higher. There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there, they're all livin' the devil may care. And I'm just a devil with love to spare, so viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! How I wish that there were more than the twenty-four hours in the day. Even if there were forty more, I wouldn't sleep a minute away. Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel. A fortune won and lost on every deal. All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel. Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas, with your neon flashin' and your one-arm bandits crashin' all those hopes down the drain. Viva Las Vegas, turnin' day into nighttime, turnin' night into daytime. If you see it once you'll never be the same again. I'm gonna keep on the run. I'm gonna have me some fun if it costs me my very last dime. If I wind up broke, well I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time. I'm gonna give it everything I've got. Lady Luck please let the dice stay hot. Let me shoot a seven with every shot. Ah, Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! Viva...Viva...Las Vegas!
Rating:
n/a
Carmen Sandiego
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-10-06
From: Iron Monking (more)
Comments: I don't know about this game, it blows for all i care. But what i really want to do is get my hands on Carmen. Lets see her escape from this "ass thrashing"
Rating:
n/a
Chuck Rock
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-07-24
From: Kirk Cameron (more)
Comments: Your mother is a sinner for committing such a vile act and you are a sinner for spilling your seed. Repent!
Rating:
n/a
Cloud Master
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-14
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: sandwiches made of golden farts! my god, the taste!! it tastes like boredom
Rating:
n/a
Cloud Master
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-11-24
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: scourge of the fire god?? please. such arrogance will only serve your enemies
Rating:
n/a
Columns
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-01
From: ME (more)
Comments: NICE POST carnage! I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR STUPID MOTHER-FUCKING ASS! YOU WILL LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF SODOMY, MY FRIEND. YOU WILL EAT MY SEED. I AM GAY AND PROUD! I AM ME!!!
Rating:
n/a
Columns
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-01
From: ME (more)
Comments: HOW FOOLISH OF ME! IN MY LAST POST I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I LOVE GAY SEX. LATELY I HAVE BEEN DIVIDING MY TIME BETWEEN MEGA DRIVE ROMS AND FELCHING. THAT IS NOT TO SUGGEST THAT I WOULD BE SOMEHOW UNABLE TO TEACH carnage THE WAYS OF HOMOEROTICISM OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, ANAL RAPE.
Rating:
n/a
Columns
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-12-16
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: it smells of fish!! shall i taste?
Rating:
n/a
Columns
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-03-24
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Speaking of things that suck, is your mom still running her one woman "sperm bank"? Last time I saw her she had a sign around her neck that said "deposit in rear". I did.
Rating:
n/a
Dick Tracy
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-05-30
From: MADONNA (more)
Comments: The only good thing about this shit game and the shit movie was ME.
Rating:
n/a
Double Dragon
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2001-04-04
From: wayne m. (more)
Comments: Two turbo fags who call themselves Double Dragon go around beating up toughguys and fillipino monkey gang members. But Cody or whatever the fuck his name is saw his girlfriend get punched in the belly in the beginning of the game. When is the last time you saw a chick get punched in the belly in a video game? You will never see it again either. Look at the screen shot above though: it looks like some poor bastard is getting ass raped by street thugs. What a fucking video game. But forget that homo stuff and just think about how they punched your girlfriend in the belly everytime you pick up a baseball bat. And whats up with the women with the whips and chains and shit? Ow. Kick that bitch right in the god damn face. Equal opportunity. Just watch out though because every once in a while a big nigger that looks liek Mr. T comes busting out of the wall and he'll really fuck you up. I remember these wop bastards who used to play this at the Subway sub shop and I'd watch them and everytime Mr. T would come busting out of the wall theyd go "look out for the nigger!!!1" Thats how it is I guess. They really dont like the blacks. I think I just talked about this though in another review so forget it. Actually in this game all different kinds of races attack you because theres blacks and irishmen and a few mongolians I think, like the guy at the end with the big fucking gun. What sucks though is that even if you get to the end and save your girl you know theyve already done stuff to her. Fucking sucks but maybe god had good reason for it right? idiots
Rating:
n/a
Double Dragon
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-10-05
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: pink, brown, black, white, penises all
Rating:
n/a
Double Dragon
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-23
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: you red monster!!! you've brainwashed my nephew! you'll pay for this!!
Rating:
n/a
Double Dragon
2006-08-20
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-07-25
From: Peter (more)
Comments: That's a very ignorant thing to say. Everyone knows that Sega's version is far superior to the NES rendition of Double Dragon. For shame.
Rating:
n/a
Alien Syndrome
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-08
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: that is the sweetest rain of all, even if she is so promiscuous
Rating:
n/a
Alien Syndrome
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: Yes! Cuticles may curl, but steam hurts like the Dickens.
Rating:
n/a
Rastan
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-01-25
From: Rastan (more)
Comments: You little bitch! I wouldn't worry about what you've gotten over the years for your birthday. If I were you, I'd worry about all the stuff that I didn't get. For example, an intellect. Want another? Okay, how about not ever liking girls the way the other boys did. Or perhaps the simple fact that you can't go to the bathroom without breaking down and crying about how small your pee-pee is. You're just so unlike me, the mighty Rastan, a man endowed with what would normally be meant for a horse. Go now! Ask your mother if I make her wet. Ask her if she thinks of me as she parts her nether lips with her delicate fingers, wishing with all her heart that my great manhood would fill her and make her feel like a complete woman for the first time in her life. Go on, ask. You may be uncomfortable asking such things of your mother, but she is undoubtedly the only woman in your very gay life. Perhaps you too dream of my turgid member being forced inside of you. Yes, it is you who is the twat, or rather you wish you had one so I could penetrate you just like in your darkest fantasies. Pathetic!
Rating:
n/a
Rastan
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-01-25
From: thanks rastan (more)
Comments: this game ruined my 12th birthday. it is shit and i sulked all week. rastan is a twat
Rating:
n/a
Rastan
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-06
From: ME (more)
Comments: Did you see that? Did you see what just happened there? Thats a perfect example of paranoid schizophrenic. Incase you were too fucking stupid to realise, Thanks Rastan and Rastan were the same person, created by the mind of an ex-poser. Me being one of the ex-posers. If anyone is reading this (doubtful), leave. Just fucking LEAVE! Leave as fast as you can and go back to the other websites you love that lets you eat cakes and sing in front of rainbows made of flowers, just dont ever come to this faggot infested shit hole.
Rating:
n/a
Rastan
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-06
From: One Who Knows (more)
Comments: That's bullshit. I wrote the Rastan post in response to the "thanks rastan" asshole.
Rating:
n/a
Battle Out Run
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: When a young lad tucks his penis betwixt his legs, a part of the world dies. Tis the legacy of Neville Chamberlain.
Rating:
n/a
Bram Stokers Dracula
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2004-07-23
From: the voices!!!! (more)
Comments: clitorises are longer than you think! go ahead, check
Rating:
n/a
Bubble Bobble
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-04-29
From: ME (more)
Comments: BOB U SUCK ASS NIGGER! PUT A PAPER TOWEL OVER UR HEAD U MO FUCKER BEFORE I OPEN A CAN O WUP ASS ON U AND BUST DA SHIT OUT O SOME O UR RELATIVES,NIGGER!CHRIS WOPAT DUDE WAT DA FUCK?!WAT ARE U DOING TO UR SITE!DAMN SON OF A BITCH U KILLING IT U DUMB MO FUCKER!DIS SITE SUCCKKSS ASS!!!!DO U EVEN BLOODY UPDATE IT!!OR ARE U JUST IN YO CASTLE SITTING ON YO $24000 GOLDEN COUCH!!WAIT MAYBE UR BEING HELD PRISONER OF DA TALIBANS IN WICH U HAVE TO PAY A RANSOM SO U CANT AFFFORD TO GO ON DA INTERNET,IN WICH CASE WE WILL HAVE TO RESPECT U.DAMN IT!!!!!I HATE SEEING U DO THIS TO UR FANS.THIS SITE HAS BEEN DA SAME FOR YEARS.ARE DEAD DAMMNIT OR IS UR WIFE TAKIN OVER DA SITE BECAUSE U HAVE BROKEN FINGERS?(if u have a wife)DAMNIT DUDE U SUCK!!THIS WHOLE SITE SUCKS AND I ONLY COME TO IT BECAUSE OF DA GAMES SECTOINS.I NO THAT UR NOT GONNA READ THIS BUT I THINK A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE AGREE WID ME.DIS 'SITE' HAS BEEN DA SAMME FOR YEARS!EITHER CHANGE THE BLOODY FUCKEN SITE OR SHUT IT DOWN!AND THE RATING IS WAT I THINK OF UR SITE.SOORRY BOB U RULE.U KICK ASS!
Rating:
n/a
Bubble Bobble
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2003-06-18
From: Anais Nin (more)
Comments: Disgusting? Never! My sex is as beautiful as any orchid, as fragrant as any rose, soft as velvet, yet smooth as silk. My sex is the very center of my being, my womanhood. It is the center of my pleasure, my joy. It is a warm shelter for my lovers and my fantasies. Even now the wetness of my sex pervades my entire body. I love to gaze longingly at my sex in the mirror. A day's troubles are washed away in seconds by the sight of the soft pink folds of my sex. All worry subsides with a single brush of a fingertip. Ah, I must go and enjoy my sex yet again. The taste has been too long from my lips, the heady aroma too long from my nose. My fingers long for that familiar sticky sweetness, like warm nectar. I can wait no longer.
Rating:
n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-08-18
From:
Classic Comment
Comments:
2005-04-03
From: Rastan (more)
Comments: You loathesome whore, I already stated that fact many moons ago! That's right, no less a personage than I, the mighty Rastan, occasionally visit this moribund site, blessing it with my own vitality and sexual energy, letting it bask in the reflected glory of my ever tumescent member. Now, if indeed you are a sexy bitch as you say, you must leave this site immediately and return, like all women, to the worship of my rippling muscles, my flowing locks of hair, and my turgid man-staff, fit only to be measured in feet. So go, attend to your now wet nether places! You are only to open your mouth again if my penis is to approach it. Well, I guess you can open your mouth to eat, but I can help there, too. My loins can furnish all the sustenance a women would ever need. Yes, if you service my rapacious desires, you will be able to feast of the sweetest ambrosia of all, that which is blasted from my hairy orbs of pleasure! Yes...feast my bitches...feast. Ah, even now I know what I must being doing to you. I can almost smell your musk. Indeed, I can forever smell the heady aroma of the millions of women I arouse to wetness and eventual climax. You are no different. So please, my little Sexybitch, refrain from aping my own wise words. One warning: if you are not woman at all, speak not of it, for if I find out that is the case, you will pray for a merciful death.
Rating:
n/a