52 reviews by Mark..
SpellCaster
2013-03-05
From:
mark
Comments:
My name is Mark, from USA. I never believed in love spells or magic until I met this spell caster when i went to see my friend in Indian this year on a business summit, I meant a man who's name is DR Moko he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one's gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell I'm now happy & a living testimony cos the woman i had wanted to marry left me 3weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3 years. I really loved her, but her mother was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 7 days when i returned to Canada, my Girlfriend called me by herself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn't believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better, You can contact him on this email: Mokospellcaster@gmail.com
Rating:
n/a
Crash Dummies
2012-07-28
From:
Mark
Comments:
I'm not here to seek anyone's approval, Peter. I'm just here to be the best me that I can be. So...go fuck yourself.
Rating:
n/a
Zaxxon 3-D
2012-01-20
From:
Mark
Comments:
Well, we were pretty young at the time. I'm embarrassed to admit that it didn't even occur to us to rape her. Missed opportunity, I know.
Rating:
n/a
Rainbow Islands
2011-11-19
From:
Mark
Comments:
Shit, I typed the wrong name, there. Schizophrenia is no laughing matter, kids. It would be easier if there were more than one person here. I weep. I weep.
Rating:
n/a
Marble Madness
2011-10-29
From:
Mark
Comments:
Well, the world needs strippers, frankly, so I wouldn't worry about it one way or the other. As for my friend's sister, after that point she seemed to become what in the psychiatric field they call "bone prone". In other words, she became obsessed with our schlongs and would often ask to see them and touch them. We generally obliged.
Rating:
n/a
Rainbow Islands
2011-10-29
From:
Mark
Comments:
That's good advice, Chuck, but I would add to it, if I may: it is even more important, for the reasons you touched on, to never masturbate when you're in the tub with your mom. To make a long story short, I shot all over my mom's box one time. She was super pissed, but I think the water was hot enough to have killed the sperm. It was a tense couple of days, though, until she got her period. We started taking separate baths at that point. I guess a mother-son pregnancy scare will do that.
Rating:
n/a
Captain Planet
2011-10-29
From:
Mark
Comments:
Speaking of pulling it: now, I'm no pervert, but it is pretty thrilling to expose yourself to women in the park or a playground or something. Most of the time time they'll turn out to be angry or disgusted by you wagging your dick in their faces, but every once in a while you'll find one that's like, "oh, yeah" and gives you a subtle smile. For those special ladies, you've got to stroke it a little and show them that you appreciate their kindness and understanding. You'll also spend a lot of time in jail in between running into cool chicks like that, so keep that in mind.
Rating:
n/a
Slap Attack
2011-10-29
From:
Mark
Comments:
While we're talking about porn, you know what has always bothered me about a lot of porn you see? When the "actors" are completely naked except they leave their shoes on. I know, it's kind of weird to be bothered by that given all the other disturbing shit you'll see in a porno, but it is creepy if you think about it. I guess it just highlights how utterly meaningless the sex act is if you don't even bother taking off your shoes. Oh, well.
Rating:
n/a
Reggie Jackson Baseball
2011-09-16
From:
Mark
Comments:
Anyone who doesn't like this game is a racist. There, I said it.
Rating:
n/a
Home Alone
2011-07-09
From:
Mark
Comments:
Sisters...one time me and my sister were watching some shitty movie on TV and she got hungry for some ice cream. So she got up and went to the kitchen, dished some up (without asking if her baby brother wanted any) and returned to the couch with nice big dish of vanilla ice cream. I glared at her, but before she could even notice, the phone rang. It was her best friend calling, so she handed me the phone and told me to hang up after she had picked it up in our parents bedroom (I guess she wanted to talk in private). I agreed and she went of into the other room abandoning her ice cream to fate. Normally, I would have just eaten it, but I was in a weird, vindictive mood so I grabbed the bowl and ran up to my room. As soon as I noticed that it was vanilla, an evil thought entered my mind, but it was the phone call that turned evil thought into evil plan. There is no polite way to relate what happened next: I pulled out my cock and started stroking it good and hard. Three or four minutes passed before I felt a cum coming on, so I held the bowl up with one hand and aimed my prick down with the other as I continued stroking until my jizz started pumping out onto the ice cream. It was a good load, with several strong jets giving way to a few final dribbles from my urethra. I squeezed out the last drop with my hand and gave my cock a couple of shakes before putting it away. I ran back downstairs and carefully checked to see if she was still in our parent's room blabbing to her friend. She was, so I sat back down and inspected the ice cream to make sure nothing looked out of the ordinary when she came back. It was starting to melt a bit already, which worked out well because it gave me the chance to stir in my cum to disguise it as best as possible. After a few minutes more, she came back and plopped down on the couch while I glanced at her quickly and then returned my gaze to the television as if her absence and return had barely registered with me. She picked up the bowl of ice cream and gave it a funny look. Though I betrayed nothing, I was terrified that she somehow knew what I had done. Luckily, she was just miffed that it had melted so much and, waste not want not, she took her spoon in hand and proceeded to eat that ice cream like there was no tomorrow. I managed to keep a straight face, but after she had eaten every bite (and drop) I asked her if it was good. She said "yeah" or something and that she would have gotten me some but there was only enough for her. "That's okay" I said, "you deserved it", putting as much sarcasm as could into those last words. She grimaced as if I had hurt her feelings, not knowing the double meaning behind what I had said. The rest of the night was completely normal; she never did found out what I had done, otherwise I would not likely be alive to type this. Not really sure what got into me, but there was something cool about what I got into her. Just thinking about it sort of gets me hot. My sister ate my cum. When it is put so baldly, it does sound bad. Oh, well. The only other thing that I ever did that was kind of like that was cumming in her shampoo bottle. She had some fancy kind of shampoo that was only for her to use, evidently. Out of my own, I used some once and she reamed me out over it. I never used it again, but that one time revealed to me that it, the shampoo, was this kind of pearly white color and almost exactly the same consistency as semen is when you don't ejaculate too often. It seemed obvious, therefore, that I should get back at her for yelling at me about her stupid shampoo by slowly refilling the bottle with my cum. I never managed that, but for about a month I would jerk off into that bottle every couple of days or so. She never noticed and it never really did anything to her hair, but it was awesome knowing that she was rubbing my jizz into her hair. Hmm...wonder if she ever got any in her eyes?
Rating:
n/a
Terminator
2011-07-06
From:
Mark
Comments:
That's bullshit, Brad! We all know that their marriage fell apart because Arnold was fucking that "woman" that Maria allowed in her house and trusted like a family member only to be betrayed. Dude's crank needs to be lopped off, but I think the steroids withered it pretty good. According to TMZ, the "woman" got knocked up by virtue of a creampie resulting from Arnold rubbing his wilted member against the "woman's" now atrophied penis/clitoris hybrid.
Rating:
n/a
Montezumas Revenge
2011-05-12
From:
Mark
Comments:
I'm a fairly young guy, yet, but I had to get a prostate exam a few years back as part of a preemployment physical. Anyway, the doctor that had to do it was a forty-something lady, kinda cute in a milf sort of way, and when her finger went in the ol' poopchute, I must admit it was more than a little arousing. I'm pretty sure it was because she was a woman poking my ass and not just anyone poking my ass.
Rating:
n/a
TV Colosso
2011-05-12
From:
Mark
Comments:
Okay, my curiosity has gotten the better of me from time to time, I know the videos of which you speak: basically, some dude films his dog humping his girlfriend or wife. Not my cup of tea, but I can hardly see how the dog is being abused as some would have you believe. Regardless of any of that, what I've always wondered about that situation was how the subject was broached in the first place. It's not like bestiality is something you just get to know about someone during the dating process; no one goes, "Wow, my family's from upstate New York, too. So, ever thought about letting a dog fuck you?" No, it has to start out as kind of a joke, or something. Like the dog starts humping some random object like a pillow or something and the guy says, "better it than you, right? Ha ha ha ha! Right?" or the chick says, "gee, lucky pillow!" and chuckles nervously. That's got to be how it starts, but at some point the parties involved actually have to put their cards on the table and stop dancing around it. To be a fly on the wall at that moment. Fascinating stuff, people are.
Rating:
n/a
Incredible Hulk
2011-05-12
From:
Mark
Comments:
I can understand the dude turning green and getting stronger, but why did he have to get dumber at the same time? Guess that's just how made-up comic book bullshit works.
Rating:
n/a
Cool Spot
2011-05-12
From:
Mark
Comments:
Seems to get pretty high marks for a shameless product plug. Reminds me of a Doom clone I got free in a box of Rice Krispies many years ago. You had to go through mazes and shoot weird critters so you could rescue Snap, Crackle, and Pop from some evil weirdo. It actually wasn't bad, but that's taking into account the fact that it was free.
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Arcade Smash Hits
2011-05-12
From:
Mark
Comments:
I could have bought this game, or I could have pulled my Atari 2600 out of the attic. No, I chose option three: playing better games.
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Mirracle Warriors
2011-05-12
From:
Mark
Comments:
A game so terrible that each time I played it I would end up walking around trying to find some powerful creature that would put me out of my misery. Instruction booklet had some "nice" pictures, though. Not Rastan nice, but nice.
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Phantasy Star
2011-05-09
From:
Mark
Comments:
The only good Role Playing Games are sexual in nature and I'm not talking about that lame Japanese hentai shit, either. No, I'm talking about your girlfriend dressing up like a little girl and you throwing her into the back of a van and fucking her until she cries. That's role playing.
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CJ Elephant Fugtive
2011-05-07
From:
Mark
Comments:
I've seen a fugitive elephant or two in my day. Unfortunately, in the real world the fugitive elephant usually ends up getting shot to death. The the owner of the circus or whatever sells the ivory from the elephant's tusks so he can buy his mistress an expensive diamond necklace which, in turn, will convince her to let this sleazy old man give her the occasional "pearl" necklace.
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Ferrari GP Chalenge
2011-05-07
From:
Mark
Comments:
Went to school with this guy who grew up to be quite successful in the software game. As would be expected, he was and is a total douche, something that became even more acute with his rising level of wealth. Anyhow, saw him at a class reunion and as he was making the rounds to tell everybody how great he was, I started chatting up the trophy wife. She's actually quite nice, too nice for him we both realized. Anyway, long story short: he has a Ferrari and me and his little wife spent many an afternoon fucking in it and on it. Suck on that, Kyle.
Rating:
n/a
Road Rash
2011-05-06
From:
Mark
Comments:
Only road rash I personally know about involved me throwing a prostitute out of a moving car. Had she performed the services we had agreed to, it would not have come to that.
Rating:
n/a
Running Battle
2011-05-06
From:
Mark
Comments:
I know not of this game. It sounds, however, that I have not missed much by it's absence in my life. What I did miss were my parents after they were killed by some street thug. Oh, no, that was Batman. Mine just left me at a church.
Rating:
n/a
World Class Leader Board
2011-05-06
From:
Mark
Comments:
Like all men that care to admit it, I have I certain fondness for or, at least, need of pornography. Of special interest to me is when an object is inserted into a vagina that is not often thought of as an object that would expected to be found inside of a vagina. In short, I like freaky chicks doing freaky shit to their pussies. I bring this up here and now because I've never seen a porno where a woman takes a golf club to her poonaner. Baseball bats? Sure. Tennis racket? You bet. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots, corn cobs, certain types of squash? Yup. Pool cues? Uh, huh. So why not a golf club? Lot of golf fans out there that would get a kick out of it. Certainly easier to accommodate than many of the items listed above. I just don't know. Maybe I've simply missed it. Better do some more research.
Rating:
n/a
Speedball
2011-05-06
From:
Mark
Comments:
Used to speedball with this stripper I knew and her addict sister. We'd all get high and mess around. One time I convinced them to eat each other out and they fucking did it! Sisters! Not step-sisters, either, two actual blood relative sisters eating box, sixty-nining even. Awesome. They were fucking pissed when they sobered up. Pissed isn't even the right word. Disgusted, mortified, horrified, nauseated, whatever it was, they were it, and they were pissed as fuck at me for "making" them do it. Shit, if I had the power to make chicks eat one another, all anyone would ever see is chicks pairing off and licking carpet. Crazy times.
Rating:
n/a
Zaxxon 3-D
2011-05-05
From:
Mark
Comments:
There was a kid down the road from us that had the full-on arcade version of Zaxxon in his room. Rich little fucker, total douche, too (close to being redundant, I know). Anyway, my buddies and I would be talking video games (they the NES, me the Master System) and he would never fail to bring up his fucking Zaxxon machine, every fucking time. One day it was just too much and we beat his ass pretty bad. I cracked a broom over his head. Then, for whatever reason, we tied his twin sister to a chair and rubbed our dicks on her face. She cried and cried. We did time.
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Marble Madness
2011-05-05
From:
Mark
Comments:
Played the NES version at my friends house a few times. It was pretty damn good, actually. We made out once and it made us both so uncomfortable that we forced his little sister to kiss our penises to reaffirm our manhood. She didn't seem to really mind. It was all rather innocent, if you think about it.
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Shanghai
2011-04-28
From:
Mark
Comments:
Buddy of mine went to Shanghai on business. Long story short, he got the worst case of the crabs that anyone at his HMO had ever seen or even heard of. He was talking to the Guiness Book people for a while, but they decided that such a record wasn't family friendly enough for inclusion into the book.
Rating:
n/a
Super Tetris
2011-04-28
From:
Mark
Comments:
Super Tetris would seem a bit too tetrisy to actually be worthy of the appellation "super". Commie shit.
Rating:
n/a
Fire and Forget 2
2011-04-27
From:
Mark
Comments:
I always fire and forget, but sometimes nine months later you'll get a reminder.
Rating:
n/a
Klax
2011-04-27
From:
Mark
Comments:
This game is the most vile piece of anti-semitic bullshit I've ever encountered. Just disgusting.
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Prince of Persia
2011-04-27
From:
Mark
Comments:
Persia (Iran) is a weird ass county, man. The men are all ass-ugly like Ahmadinejad, but a good many of the women are quite pretty. Obviously, this means that Iran is yet another country where the men should be enslaved and the women should be used for sex.
Rating:
n/a
Ast. Great Rescue
2011-04-27
From:
Mark
Comments:
Seeing as this is based on a French comic, an asshole would make some lame joke about how the French are always in need of a "great rescue" or some shit like that. But I'm no asshole or, at least, I'm a different kind of asshole because I'm not making such a joke. It's just lazy. Sure the Kraut mother-fuckers beat them down during the Deuce, but you have to place the French performance during the Second World War withing the context of the French experience of the First World War. Nearly one and one half million French soldiers died during the Great War. Does that sound like a nation of cowards? Think about that, assholes.
Rating:
n/a
Maze Hunter 3D II
2011-04-27
From:
Mark
Comments:
Hey, Charlotte, you like to party?
Rating:
n/a
Cloud Master
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
The chinaman on the box is killing that tiger so he can later eat it's dried penis. He believes it will give him sexual powers and he will use these imagined powers to sodomize little girls in his shoddily constructed van.
Rating:
n/a
Chuck Rock
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
If Neanderthals were still around, they would sue over dumb shit like this. They would also probably get more pussy than I do, but that is my choice. My penis is just too large for the average woman to accommodate. The hung man's burden.
Rating:
n/a
Chuck Rock
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
I know that last bit probably seems like a joke or like I'm bragging, bit it isn't and I'm not. I've had girlfriends. It has cost me relationships. It isn't really that long, but it is very thick and incredibly rigid. It is painful for most women. Finding single women who have also had children isn't that easy, but only a woman who has experienced childbirth has been properly prepared for the intromission of my dingus into her hoohaw.
Rating:
n/a
Robocop Vs. Terminator
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
Don't put yourself down, Swift, that's for the rest of the world to do.
Rating:
n/a
G-Loc
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
It can certainly be argued that the availability of ant-g suits gave American pilots an advantage over the commie adversaries during the Korean War. However, I would argue that an even bigger advantage was accrued from the fact that the American pilots were Americans and not dumbass Russians or sundry Mongoloid peoples.
Rating:
n/a
Final Bubble Bobble
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
Bitch, please, this game looks like Pacman the same way your momma's ass looks like her pretty pink pussy. Hmm...actually you're right, they both stink.
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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
Is Alex Kidd a monkey or what? I hate monkeys, just hate 'em. I don't mean that in any racist way, either, I mean actual monkeys. Nasty little creatures.
Rating:
n/a
Crash Dummies
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
Yeah, I guess nowadays they use dummies to test how effective the various safety features of cars actually are. In the old days they just used homeless people or what we now call "autistic" children. In my day they were tards or spazzes, but we've moved beyond that as a society.
Rating:
n/a
Secret Commando
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
While shooting Vietnamese people does have a certain appeal, I found this game to be rather repetitive.
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Ecco the Dolphin
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
Anyone else hate dolphins? I don't know why, I just do. I'm in therapy.
Rating:
n/a
Submarine Attack
2011-04-26
From:
Mark
Comments:
Sure, everyone talks about all the kraut U-boats and the havoc they caused, but the American submarine force was far more effective. By the time the A-bombs were vaporizing thousands of Japanese people, the home islands were already under a virtual blockade due to subs and air-dropped mines. Sorry, Tojo.
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Gangster Town
2011-04-25
From:
Mark
Comments:
Now, I like the idea of shooting Italians as much as the next guy, but this game just didn't do it for me. Dead Angle, on the other hand, was fantastic. You could look those greasy dagos right in the eye as you blew them to guinea hell.
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2007-07-16
From:
mark
Comments:
class game
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Gangster Town
2005-10-27
From:
Mark
Comments:
I like jack rabbits.
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Rambo: First Blood Part II
2005-09-20
From:
Mark
Comments:
Peter..... get a life. I also liked the game, regardless of the "facts and figures" that Peter lays down. But... not like anyone is really paying any attention to what Peter is saying. I give the game a 9 of 10. Good shooter for that period.
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Shinobi
2004-05-19
From:
mark
Comments:
where can i download this game
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2002-01-24
From:
mark
Comments:
where can i get a verison of alex the kidd on the pc. email me if you know please
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Castle of Illusion
2001-07-14
From:
Mark
Comments:
Brilliant.
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Ys: The Vanished Omens
2001-04-07
From:
Mark
Comments:
Good! SMS-RPG No1 COOL!
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