45 reviews by MJ..
Krustys Fun House

2007-10-28
From: MJ
Comments: you're probably a nerd who played it 24/7 while eating cream pies.

Rating: n/a



Basketball Nitemare

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: This Bball game for the SMS was pro, I remember the last two teams u vs were hell hard then as u played it more they were shit easy lol, great game for its day

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Ha, this game was alright but some things u had to do in the castle were a pain in the ass. the ninja forest was the best and the town was fucked, that was as far as I got lol

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Oh snap, built into the console, this game was addictive, the forest level with all those spikes and trying to ride the bike all the way across lmao. the helicopter thing, sick! awesome game, finished it once, Oh great day!

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Mad game, pretty easy to finish, HanZo is gay and the ninjas run funny.

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Altered Beast

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Fucking hard game, but it was pretty good, some of the eneimes are fucked up, they were smoking urb' when they created this one. still turning into a wolf and other creatures was sick so i give it a 6

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Asterix

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Pretty good the levels and gameplay were also dope.

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Bart vs the Space Mutants

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: First game I got for the SMS, actually pretty good and the levels are challenging. Red Mutants everywhere and the tasks u have to do on each level adds a good challenge. their is 5 levels... Downtown Sprinfield, The Mall, Krustyland, The Museum and The Powerplant. their's a boss at the end of the first 4 levels, Nelson (1st) Ms. Botz (Babysitter Bandit) (2nd) Sideshow Bob (3rd) and Dr. Marvin Monroe (4th) The Powerplant don't have a boss, getting all 30 rods in the time limit is a enough of a chellenge, Download it as a ROM and give it a go, any help ask us!

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Bomber Raid

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: sweet game, Bobms away!

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Bomber Raid

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Sweet Game, Bombs Away!

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Bubble Bobble

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Very good, and over 100 levels, fucks ya mind up and that boss on the 100th level, the drunken monk who throws bottles of rum at you is a tough Son of a bitch! try to get the umbrellas as they help skip some of levels so u can save some braincells. and when u get to him spit his ass with fire.

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California Games

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: This game was sick, BMX and Surfing was the best and footbag sucked balls, if u beat a high score and match the 3 cards u could get a sweet bike, fast surfboard or slower footbag (to do more tricks) kickturns, backflips, skating and falling on banana peels, fucked up frisbee, hitting george the seagull with the footbag, ahaha great memories.

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Castle of Illusion

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: I stole this game of a friend and he never knew he lost it lol, it is actually a great game and the levels are pretty fun, swimming in coffee with killer sugar cubes, yes sounds fucked but is good, the bosses are fun to beat and damn those chocolate chips that can actually kill u, actually thinking about it this game gets a 9 cause it smells like ice cream, the forest, a toy basket and.....coffee

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Dick Tracy

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: walking around in yellow killing mofo's with a gun.

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Double Dragon

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Good and god damn hard, fuck the last level, I played it on gameboy and finshed it pretty easily, this ones tougher and yeah....in colour, those dudes who break through the wall and are 7 feet tall with 8-pacs Fuck!!!

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Enduro Racer

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: I stil play this one on an emulator cause its addictive, go around the jumps after you've had fun jumping over them cause they slow u down, fuck those 1930's cars and other bikers off, wheres the shoot button?

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Krustys Fun House

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: not bad, but gets really tough as u progress, u need patience, which I don't have, so i never finsihed it lol, if u like strategic games try it out on an emulator, damn those rats!!!

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Land of Illusion

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: similar to 'castle of illusion' but i believe its a bit better cause theirs more levels, the gameplays better and it's more challenging.

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Lucky Dime Caper

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Donald duck stars in this one and u have to save louie, hughey and douie. again similar to the mickey games with different levels.

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: bwahahah, the music was the best part of this game, doing that dance that then killed all the enemies on the screen ahaha.

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Mortal Kombat

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: compared to the arcade version, SHIT! but if u were poor ass and could only play this version it was ok, for sms standards. I'll use Sub-zero and freeze your ass!

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My Hero

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: ahaha my hero, seeing those dudes fly into the air after you kick them haha, was their and ending to this game cause all I remeber was the same shit back and forth and fighting the boss dude 20 million times, was the girl really worth it, apparently not cause she dumped him a day after he saved her, all that work for nothin, poor sucker!!!

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Parlour Games

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: look at the title screen, you swear the game is going to involve pole dancers and cabaret, unfortuneatly is doesn't, billards is cool. BINGO!!!!!!!

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Quartet

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: ok....i finshed this game a couple of times with Edgar, never mary. I used to change control slots, kill mary and then use Edgar cause he's way better. really good 2-player game...make sure you give controller one to the other person so they get mary, actually a pretty good-all-round game

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Rampage

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: not bad killing people, destroying buildings and smashing up tanks, but after a while it gets boring as, use the wolf cause........ah just fuckin use him!

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Ren & Stimpy- Yak

2007-03-05
From: MJ
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Rocky

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Good game, Apollo is shit easy, clubber is easy, beat him on my 2nd go (just punch him in the guts and not the head) Drago is fucked up, he whips your but, even if u do well on the training he'll still smash your cheekbone through your face, anyway he's the last dude u fight and at the ending is rocky and adrain hugging each other. go and get rocky legends on xbox or ps2 cause thats more like it, p.s. 'rocky balboa' (the 6th one) is awesome! GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH, CAUSE MICKEY LOVES YA!

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Shinobi

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Awesome! ninjas rule and this game is the shit! great graphics and gameplay for the sms and its a challenge as well, the masked ninja is the best final boss in any game! HIYAH!!!!

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Slap Shot

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Before NHL games there was slapshot, Australia was on this game but they sucked monkey balls, so I used my scond home, Canada and killed it OH CANADA!, best score was like 21-0

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: sonic was a great game, the labryitnh levels sucked and the scrapbrain levels ruled. the day i finished it I went skitz, then really after a while its easy to beat,

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: better than the first one?....maybe just, its harder to finsish so its more challenging and the levels are better. the emeralds are harder to get than in the first one so its adds a bit more depth.

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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: pretty nice, tails sucks, just use soinc, i dont give a fuck that tails can fly. so easy to finish this one, really no challenge at all.

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Speedball

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Alright, takes a while to finish and the teams get heaps harder, if you like hockey with alot of checking, emulate it.

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Super Monaco GP

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: fucked, cause your car has shiter stearing than an early 90's swift.

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Taz Mania

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: not bad played it a couple of times and it was ok, Taz goes spaz and just spins everywhere, rats with arrows..wtf!

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Teddy Boy

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: teddy boy lmao, go the hat... at the title screen push 2-1-2-down-up, do it like 2 times in a row and it adds some value to this game cause then u can go wherever u want to in this godforsaken land of magic mushrooms.

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The Ninja

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: ok, Shinobi shits on it, but its much differnt gameplay and level scrolling so its unique in its own right, yes when u die its quite funny, I like ninjitsu so i rate this game a 7

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Tom and Jerry

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Wack as, sooo lame and boring, use the catridge as a drink coaster or a dog toy

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TransBot

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: the world record for playing this game is 27 days - 14 hours - 28 minutes and 17 seconds cause IT NEVER ENDS!!! the dude who set the record said that he was on at least level 701 WTF!!!!! i remeber pushing eject after at least half and hour!

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Wonder Boy

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: good, and when finshied even better!

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: better than the first in that you can pimp yourself out in metal bling.

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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: best wonderboy game, cause the dragons are savage, and u can turn into a monster and burn some fuckers up!

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Black Belt

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: ok game, pretty repetitive, smahing opponets into little pieces and the bosses are fucking hard as! go the super jump into the air, wooosh!

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Golvellius

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: Remember this one, snakes galore and it was actually pretty fun

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Heavyweight Champ

2007-03-05
From: MJ
Comments: A pretty sweet boxing game, i remeber the "super punch" button ahaha, it was like lightning but it took all your stamina up lol, KO the fools

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