Shinobi

2001-05-22
From: dwayne j.
Comments: *k-sht* come in wayne... important message, over... *k-sht* important message for wayne... can you hear me?... *k-sht* wayne, if you can hear me... SHUT THE FUCK UP, you goddamned, sweaty, rotting man sack.. shinobi was sleep inducingly boring, like a night in the sheets with wayne.. (his sister told me everything).. and shinobi is one slow ass mutha fucker.. dwayne feels this one deserves a 5 only cuz its more fun to bonk than wayne... its quite the opposite with wayne's mom... good night!!

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2001-05-22
From: dwayne j.
Comments: dwayne feels that this "hector chan" character needs to be institutionalized in a gays only, guys only asylum... do they even have those? better ask wayne m. mario beat the living shit out of poor, defensless alex for tryng to ram his peewee cock up the plumbers ass.. dwayne always knew there was a reason he was wayne's idol.. in any, hector... grow a fucking brain, you heaping puddle of rat bile... bernie stolar was fired 4 months before the dreamcast was even released in the usa... hang your head in shame whilst alex kidd finds your ass hole... youll be none the wiser... and probably enjoy it too

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Wonder Boy

2001-05-22
From: dwayne j.
Comments: only mike hunt would know what a cob of corn in his ass feels like... him and wayne m. so mike.. is That why you have bits o' corn in your shit? because your father wont lend his chubby to ya, so you have to find the next best thing? how are you sure that that popping sensation in your ass is the corn popping and not the pimples that line your ass hole? by the way, dwayne thinks this game is almost as much fun as watching wayne m. pop the forementioned zits on mike hunts rectum (not fun at all... unless youre wayne)

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