2005-05-26
From: Dave
Comments: Michael Jackson is THE best, so no more bull-shyt PLEASE!!!
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Jurassic Park
2013-09-26
From: Dave
Comments: Dinosaur feet are sexy I want to lick them
Rating: n/a
Marble Madness
2011-11-30
From: Dave
Comments: My aunt molested me as a child. My mother worked long hours and my aunt had to babysit me for her. She was smart about it, too, always touching me in the bathtub. She would hold my penis, then rub it until I became erect. She delighted in giving me erections; she'd call me a "bad boy" but then smile and laugh. Sometimes she would masturbate me to orgasm, though I was too young to ejaculate. As young as I was, I knew it was wrong for her to do. I told my mom, but she would just assure me that my aunt needed to touch my pee-pee to wash it so it would be nice and clean. This abuse continued well into my teen years, at which point it became awesome. As pleased as she had been with my erections, my aunt was absolutely ecstatic the first time I ejaculated as a result of her fondling. "Oh, what a bad boy you are" she'd say, "but a happy boy, too! Auntie Carol made you so happy didn't she?" I said nothing, for the only answer she cared about was conveyed by the ejaculate itself, but she was right. On some level, she was making me happy. I told my mother yet again after that. "Aunt Carol jerked me off and I shot cum all over the bathroom." I told her, but she just laughed: "Oh, Dave, you and your stories! Such a wonderful imagination!" I think she knew, of course. It wasn't normal for an aunt to give her now teenage nephew baths for one thing, but I think she didn't want to believe that her beloved sister was some sort of sexual predator. This abuse continued until I was seventeen years old. It had progressed by this time from manual manipulation of my genitals to oral sex. She allowed me to climax in her mouth, saying she liked the taste of my "cum", but she said she regretted not being able to watch my semen spurt forth from my penis like she used to. Seeing a way to help her for helping me so many times, I decided one day to see if we could find some sort of compromise solution. After some petting, she took me into her mouth and began sucking me and sliding her mouth back and forth along the length of my now man-sized member. In but a few minutes, I felt my orgasm coming and, at just the right moment, I pulled my penis from her mouth. "What are you..." she started to say, but was interrupted when the first strong jet of semen burst forth from my urethra, covering her face from her right eyebrow to her chin with a gelatinous white rope. The next spurt hit her in the left eye, which though it reflexively closed, caused her to let out a bloodcurdling scream. By the time the third jet pulsed from within my glans, she had managed to turn her head to the side in an attempt to dodge my assault, but to no avail. That bolt of semen spattered out and came to rest mostly about her left ear, matting her hair down in the process. The fourth and fifth jets caught her as she tried to get up off her knees and stand, with the first hitting her in the neck and the second showering down onto the bosom of her sweater. The sixth spurt, the last worthy of the word, shot out onto her left leg with just a bit cascading down onto her sandaled foot. As the last of my orgasm subsided and the remains of my ejaculate dribbling from the head of my penis, I watched in satisfaction as my aunt frantically ran around the bathroom screaming and cursing at me: "YOU'RE SICK! WHAT DID YOU DO! OH, MY GOD! YOU LITTLE..." But she trailed off then, more concerned with wiping every last drop of my semen from her face, her hair, and her clothing. Toweling off her face, she glowered at me, seething with rage. I said nothing, but I took my penis in hand and milked the last drops of semen from it. "YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" she shouted, "I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT, BECAUSE IT WAS THE LAST THING I'LL EVER DO FOR YOU." With that, she threw the semen-stained towel at me and stormed out. True to her word, it was the last time she touched me. Eventually, she was institutionalized. My mother, too, though not at the same time. Incidentally, I related this story here because my aunt used to refer to my testicles as "marbles", when I was a boy, anyway.
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Kung Fu Kid
2011-11-28
From: Dave
Comments: Sandusky, you're a sick fuck, here's why: you messed around with little boys, that's why. Now, I'm not saying for one minute that twelve year olds aren't attractive, because we both know they are. Truth be told, not a day goes by that I don't pop in my copy of "Pretty Baby" with Brooke Shields and jack off to her naked body. It's the Laserdisc version, too, so you actually see fuzz. Notice, if you will, the differences in what I do and what you did. Number one, you are attracted to little boys; boys are gross regardless of age. Number two, you actually diddled and sodomized said little boys. I ain't hurting nobody, Jerry. I'm on my couch beating it to a prepubescent Brooke Shields or some Disney channel jailbait flavor of the month, not butt-raping boys in a shower. Or I'm in a park taking pictures of girls and masturbating in the bushes as they play and laugh with carefree innocence, not groping some sad sack little douche in my car. To reiterate, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to hot twelve year olds, provided they are female. Frankly, they're great. They're giggly, ever-smiling little things with their lithe, taut bodies and gangly, half-awkward, half-graceful limbs bouncing about joyfully....plus they're super curious about pee-pees and wee-wees and what goes where and how hard and fast and deep it should go there. But you don't, Jerry, you don't ever show them that stuff. Wanna know the most basic difference between the two of us, besides your disgusting boy-lust? I have fantasies, you have victims. Go fuck yourself for a change, Sandusky, just like I do.
Rating: n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-07-03
From: Dave
Comments: dave
Rating: n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2005-05-26
From: Dave
Comments: Michael Jackson is THE best, so no more bull-shyt PLEASE!!!
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2005-02-21
From: DAVE
Comments: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEED HELP FINISHING THE GAME! CAN BEAT THE BIG BOSS BUT CANT SEEM TO WORK OUT HOW TO GET PAST THE GHOSTS, THERE'S FIVE PURPLE BLOCKS IN THE FLOOR AND RUNNING OVER THEM JUST GETS YOU KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Marble Madness
2003-11-02
From: DAVE
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Double Dragon
2003-05-01
From: dave
Comments: The fist game I ever owned on the SEGA Master System was Double Dragon, I later played it on the NES and couldnt believe how nintendo butchered such a good game, this later led me to buy the Genesis before the SNES
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Gangster Town
2003-03-05
From: Dave
Comments: Great game, although not as good as the Amiga version
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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2003-01-30
From: dave
Comments: great game password west one
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2003-01-19
From: Dave
Comments: I was playing this when I was 4-5 years old, then we sold our SMS, then I had a nes, but no games ever matched it in the fun I had playing and playing this game. It was the first console game I ever owned (my parents bought it). I'm getting a credit card to buy an sms on ebay, and I can't wait for the remake on the ps2!!! Wich gonna be the same, with enhanced grafx.
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2002-10-22
From: dave
Comments: the coolest
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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2002-10-07
From: dave
Comments: BAAAD!
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Black Belt
2002-01-28
From: Dave
Comments: Fucking pish
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Wonder Boy
2001-10-31
From: dave
Comments: this game is cool!
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2001-04-17
From: Dave
Comments: This game blows the hard one. I remeber playing it in Kmart on display. I emulated it and beat it but it would be impossible with the cart. Random loss of life for boss encounters? This game blows the chunder chunks and spews heartily
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2001-04-17
From: Dave
Comments: This game has the stinky fart poopy face. I hate it. But Alex is a cool name for a monkey and his sideburn have set up us the bomb. I liked how he ate rice balls in mw.
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Bonanza Brothers
2001-04-17
From: Dave
Comments: This game made me hate myself
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Bram Stokers Dracula
2001-04-17
From: Dave
Comments: I sorta liked this game even tho it stinks like poo-poo. I beat it on easy or medium or something. Now I wanna die
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Captain Silver
2001-04-17
From: Dave
Comments: This game looks like shit, plays like shit, and is a solid turd. I killed that purple cyclops in the middle of the ocean but then I wanted to kill myself. Looking for a better time? Drink from the toilet.
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Dynamite Dux
2001-04-17
From: Dave
Comments: When I play this game I fart uncontrollably and beat myself repeatedly in the crotch. Undeniably a classic but my dork is pulverized. Do yourself a favor, put out your eyes with a fork.
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Kenseiden
2001-04-17
From: Dave
Comments: Hard as hell but pretty and satisfying. Emulate it to live and get other techniques.
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Sonic the Hedgehog
2001-03-31
From: Dave
Comments: I remember when it first came out! It was all i ever played when i came home from preschool! Love it still!
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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
2001-03-31
From: Dave
Comments: I got it for Game Gear.. Great Stuff!!!!
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Olympic Winter Games 1994
2001-03-31
From: Dave
Comments: The Idea for an olympics game is a little risque, but it's a game that keeps YA' UP ALL NIGHT!
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Action Fighter
2001-03-11
From: dave
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