2010-10-08
From: kevin
Comments: Probably my favorite game ever on the SMS besides Phantasy Star. I played the hell out of this game when I was a kid and I'm lucky enough to have the Canada UPC version of this game in my collection.
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Gangster Town
2011-08-06
From: Kevin
Comments: Funny, some games don't have enough dagos while this game has too many dagos. Maybe I'm just too picky.
Rating: n/a
Submarine Attack
2011-08-06
From: Kevin
Comments: I've seen one or two pink assholes in my day, but most of 'em tend to be brownish, even when clean. So first of all, I don't believe that your asshole is pink. Second of all, I certainly don't want to see it regardless of the color. Wait, are you a girl? Because then I would say "yes" though it would be something of a lie as I would feign interest in your asshole only to gaze longingly at your girl parts.
Rating: n/a
Super Off Road Race
2011-08-06
From: Kevin
Comments: Summertime and Walmart. Every other day I find myself finger-banging some white trash jailbait in the sporting goods department while her momma is off rummaging through the giant bins of discount items. Pop the ol' crank in her mouth for good measure and I'm done in no time. Just doing my part to help feed the underprivileged.
Rating: n/a
Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine
2011-08-06
From: Kevin
Comments: Sure, there's a glass ceiling, I know it, everybody knows it, but it isn't universal. Case in point, when she was sixteen my sister received a vibrator as a gift from my mother, yet on none of my birthdays did I ever receive an equivalent gift such as a blow-up sex doll or pocket pussy. I managed to make do, but it was hardly fair. Heard that thing buzzing almost every night through the paper-thin walls of our house.
Rating: n/a
Secret Commando
2011-08-05
From: Kevin
Comments: Why aren't there any games about the Korean War? My uncle was with the 7th Infantry Division in Korea and he personally beheaded Kim Il Sung's nephew Suk Mi Dong. The Army wouldn't let him keep the head, but he did get to bring back the collection of ivory dildos found in the pockets of Suk's chicom quitled jacket.
Rating: n/a
Secret Commando
2011-08-05
From: Kevin
Comments: Oops, that should be quilted, not quitled. Sorry for the carelessness. Yeah, anyway, these dildos are pretty nice, but I think there meant to be more decorative than functional. They have rather elaborate carvings on them, mostly either dragons or beautiful Chinese calligraphy of Buddhist and even Confucian writings, none of which probably wouldn't feel all that great going up a woman's ya-ya.
Rating: n/a
Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2010-10-08
From: kevin
Comments: Probably my favorite game ever on the SMS besides Phantasy Star. I played the hell out of this game when I was a kid and I'm lucky enough to have the Canada UPC version of this game in my collection.
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Fantasy Zone 2
2006-09-24
From: Kevin
Comments: Best game ever created. My record for beating the game is 16 minutes and 48 seconds. Wanna chat? Want some tips? E-mail me. swampbuggy_6@msn.com. I got MSN too, feel free to add me. :)
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Mortal Kombat 2
2006-02-22
From: kevin
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Sonic the Hedgehog
2006-02-18
From: kevin
Comments: is cool
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Spider Man
2005-01-08
From: kevin
Comments: AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fantasy Zone 2
2004-11-03
From: Kevin
Comments: This game is awesome!!!! Way better than the first one. After 8 years of playing this game I finally managed to beat it. Hint: Don't buy the Extra Ship after the $500000 mark. It's not worth it unless you make a heck of a lot of money, and I'm talkin like $1000000 by the end of level 7. You won't be able to get what you need in level 8 somply because you will run out of money.
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Maze Hunter 3-D
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
Comments: This is very gay.
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Mirracle Warriors
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
Comments: Pretty cool game. It could have used a few more graphics though. There are other games out there that are better.
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After Burner
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
Comments: It was okay.
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Cyber Shinobi
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
Comments: I neeeeeeeeeeeeed this game! If somebody wants to sell it to me, or knows where I can buy it, e-mail me.
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Black Belt
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
Comments: Awesome game. They have to make an advanced version of it!
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Out Run 3D
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
Comments: I have to get this game!!!!!!!!!! Anyone know where i can get it?
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My Hero
2003-11-15
From: Kevin
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E-Swat
2001-05-27
From: Kevin
Comments: Its better for the genesis this is just a port of the arcade.
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Aztec Adventure
2001-03-21
From: kevin
Comments: a pretty hard game, im not a huge fan of it though
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Fantasy Zone 3: The Maze
2001-03-21
From: kevin
Comments: i love this game, i still sit around for hours playing this
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Parlour Games
2001-03-21
From: kevin
Comments: this has got to be one of the greatest games ever. i love the billards game. and it also has the best music, but the highlight is the music for the bingo game, not at the beginning, but when you push the buttons and that little slot machine thingie comes up, oh god i love that music more than life itself
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Wonder Boy in Monster Land
2001-03-21
From: kevin
Comments: greatest game....EVER
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