2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Penguin Land is better addictive, though not as addictive as a morphine drip as I found out. I'll rate it an 8, deducting 2 for the Penguin being blue.
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Great Baseball
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Me and my sister used to play this all the time. To make the outcome more interesting, we had a little wager on it: if I won I got to squeeze her boobs for a whole minute, while if she won she got to punch me in the balls. On the bright side, I'd get some boob every now and again, even if it was just my sister's. On the debit side, I got punched in the nads quite often, something my sister delighted in doing.
Rating: n/a
Penguin Land
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Penguin Land is better addictive, though not as addictive as a morphine drip as I found out. I'll rate it an 8, deducting 2 for the Penguin being blue.
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Shadow of the Beast
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Yeah, I had an aunt and uncle that were practicing nudists (naturists is the term they preferred) and they do tend to frown on erections at your nudist camps, clubs, and beaches.
Rating: n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Not a bad game, actually, and Michael himself was undeniably talented. I have to say, though, that only "Billy Jean" is likely to be viewed by history as a great song. Sorry, Michael.
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Ghost House
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: I read somewhere that comely Asian actress Lucy Liu believes that she had a sexual encounter with a ghost years ago. She didn't seem bitter about it or anything and didn't see at as some sort of spectral rape or sexual assault. I don't know, though.
Rating: n/a
Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: There isn't enough breastfeeding-themed porn on the internet. Just an observation. Good game, though. Controls are a bit clunky.
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Olympic Gold
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Yeah, I like that Alicia Sacramone, or as I like to call her "Alicia Suck-my-bone-y". I call her that every time I see her. My mom laughs and laughs, knowing as she does of the unlikelihood of such a thing happening and of the male preoccupation with fellatio, both of which amuse her to no end.
Rating: n/a
Alien Syndrome
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: I liked the game overall, especially the rather foreboding atmosphere, but it was just too fucking hard to get through. Games are supposed to fun, after all.
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Psycho Fox
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Probably my favorite SMS game, but the one thing I don't like about it is that the Pink Hippo is something of a deus ex machina: he exists only to break the blocks and has no other legitimate use or purpose.
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Phantasy Star
2011-08-21
From: Greg
Comments: Given the dominance of fantasy themed RPGs, it would have been nice if Phantasy Star could have been a more purely science-fiction based game without a fantasy veneer.
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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2008-03-10
From: Greg
Comments: This game is great. I loved this game as a young child. It was fun and challenging. It probably took me and my brother a year and half to beat this when I was like 6 or 7. Now I can beat the entire game in under 2 hours without dying once. Once you figure the game out, you just have to follow the formula and it becomes quite easy, but it is still quite fun. Probably the best game on the SMS.
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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2002-11-23
From: Greg
Comments: The greatest game i ever played. Thank you SEGA for all the time i enjoyed with this game !!!!! Greg from Belgium
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Psycho Fox
2002-11-23
From: Greg
Comments: Cool game. Maybe too mad.
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Indiana Jones
2002-11-23
From: Greg
Comments: Difficulty too hard !!!!
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Terminator
2001-04-09
From: Greg
Comments: This game is impossible! After hours of trying I could do nothing to avoid the constant fire! I almost managed to complete the first level, but thats as far as I ever got!
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Ghostbusters
2001-04-09
From: Greg
Comments: I loved the bits in the car but could never figure out what the hell to do the rest of the time!
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Space Harrier
2001-03-10
From: Greg
Comments: Man i had the master system when i was so young, I was a fool to ever let it go I had this game, and like alterd beast, and astro warriors, so many..... FUCK, im such a idiot, i need them back
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